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You know...I really, truly do not understand women...

 
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09/18/2012 06:55 PM
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You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
In the the last week...I've gone out to a local pub, just for a few cold ones. In the same week, I had not one...but two girls pick me up at said bar. We didn't have full blown sex, but the making out was pretty heavy duty.

Both girls picked me up and were all over my phone number and email and "I'll call you tomorrow"...blah, blah, blah.

Well...just as I suspected...not a word from either one. Now...I'm considered a good looking guy and I do look after myself and wear nice clothes...so WTH?

It used to be that it was usually the guys that would aggressively pick up chicks...now it seems the other way around.

Regardless, I had fun playing tonsil tennis with both girls.

Any similar experiences out there? Guys?

Thanks.
Alx
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09/18/2012 06:57 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
Women are crazy.

Men are stupid.


Good luck.
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09/18/2012 06:59 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
Yeah...can't argue with that.
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09/18/2012 07:00 PM
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Women scare me, man. I usually let them do the picking up. I huddle with my bros, holding my purse. Having guy chats. Hoping one of them girls comes over and talks to me. You know how it is, dawg.
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09/18/2012 07:02 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
I kind of like the part about not understanding the surprise load in the mouth,

or the butt thing.
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09/18/2012 07:03 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
Damn - you're lucky you escaped.


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09/18/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
I've been married for twenty years & I still don't understand women.
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09/18/2012 07:06 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
Don't make the mistake of trying to understand women because it's not going to happen.

Most women will say that women are crazy. But once you enter into a relationship with that woman she will get mad at you for referring to women as crazy even though she previously agreed with you.

I'm pretty worn out on women myself right now. I can't keep up with the fickleness and the fact that I simply refuse to be the piece of shit dick douchebag that young women throw themselves at while they friendzone every decent man they could actually have a relationship with. And then complain when they get burned and complain that there are no good men.

It gets to be like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while jumping through flaming hoops.

I'll just sit here on GLP and drink some very expensive Petite Syrah instead.
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
I'm just starting to feel that it's totally cool for chicks to mess with a guy's head and practically tear your clothes off in the bar...but, man, if your a guy...just you watch what happens.

It used to not bother me, but now...I have to tell you...it's starting to piss me off a bit. Maybe the next time some hot chick starts moving in on me, I should just TOTALLY ignore her...see what happens.

Man the games that people effin' play.
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09/18/2012 07:11 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
Women are crazy.

Men are stupid.


Good luck.
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This.
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09/18/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
I'm just starting to feel that it's totally cool for chicks to mess with a guy's head and practically tear your clothes off in the bar...but, man, if your a guy...just you watch what happens.

It used to not bother me, but now...I have to tell you...it's starting to piss me off a bit. Maybe the next time some hot chick starts moving in on me, I should just TOTALLY ignore her...see what happens.

Man the games that people effin' play.
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You'll be haunted on your death bed and in times of pure porn.
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09/18/2012 07:19 PM
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Women scare me, man. I usually let them do the picking up. I huddle with my bros, holding my purse. Having guy chats. Hoping one of them girls comes over and talks to me. You know how it is, dawg.
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cheers
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09/18/2012 07:19 PM
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I'm just starting to feel that it's totally cool for chicks to mess with a guy's head and practically tear your clothes off in the bar...but, man, if your a guy...just you watch what happens.

It used to not bother me, but now...I have to tell you...it's starting to piss me off a bit. Maybe the next time some hot chick starts moving in on me, I should just TOTALLY ignore her...see what happens.

Man the games that people effin' play.
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yep.

shop at every other stall than hers..

try it, it flips the script.

try, yull see.

godspeed
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09/18/2012 07:20 PM
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hillary

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09/18/2012 07:21 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
I'm just starting to feel that it's totally cool for chicks to mess with a guy's head and practically tear your clothes off in the bar...but, man, if your a guy...just you watch what happens.

It used to not bother me, but now...I have to tell you...it's starting to piss me off a bit. Maybe the next time some hot chick starts moving in on me, I should just TOTALLY ignore her...see what happens.

Man the games that people effin' play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23416576


yep.

shop at every other stall than hers..

try it, it flips the script.

try, yull see.

godspeed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24026184


women have three categories.

slut=sleeps with everyone

whore=sleeps with anyone for money

bitch=sleeps with everyone, but you.

be a bitch..
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09/18/2012 07:22 PM
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women have three categories.

slut=sleeps with everyone

whore=sleeps with anyone for money

bitch=sleeps with everyone, but you.

be a bitch..





Which one was your mother?
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09/18/2012 07:23 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
I'm just starting to feel that it's totally cool for chicks to mess with a guy's head and practically tear your clothes off in the bar...but, man, if your a guy...just you watch what happens.

It used to not bother me, but now...I have to tell you...it's starting to piss me off a bit. Maybe the next time some hot chick starts moving in on me, I should just TOTALLY ignore her...see what happens.

Man the games that people effin' play.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23416576


yep.

shop at every other stall than hers..

try it, it flips the script.

try, yull see.

godspeed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24026184


women have three categories.

slut=sleeps with everyone

whore=sleeps with anyone for money

bitch=sleeps with everyone, but you.

be a bitch..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24026184


and btw, just to add if it wasnt unsaid:

these are the negative sexual aspects that ladies can succumb to in extra-marital relations.
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09/18/2012 07:24 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1721958


women have three categories.

slut=sleeps with everyone

whore=sleeps with anyone for money

bitch=sleeps with everyone, but you.

be a bitch..





Which one was your mother?


see correction above..

what's funny though is i am a bastard.
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09/18/2012 07:29 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
In the the last week...I've gone out to a local pub, just for a few cold ones. In the same week, I had not one...but two girls pick me up at said bar. We didn't have full blown sex, but the making out was pretty heavy duty.

Both girls picked me up and were all over my phone number and email and "I'll call you tomorrow"...blah, blah, blah.

Well...just as I suspected...not a word from either one. Now...I'm considered a good looking guy and I do look after myself and wear nice clothes...so WTH?

It used to be that it was usually the guys that would aggressively pick up chicks...now it seems the other way around.

Regardless, I had fun playing tonsil tennis with both girls.

Any similar experiences out there? Guys?

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23416576


They wanted to bananasex that night and you failed. If you slept with them and you were able to make them orgasm then they would have called you. Nothing complicated about it.
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09/18/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
In the the last week...I've gone out to a local pub, just for a few cold ones. In the same week, I had not one...but two girls pick me up at said bar. We didn't have full blown sex, but the making out was pretty heavy duty.

Both girls picked me up and were all over my phone number and email and "I'll call you tomorrow"...blah, blah, blah.

Well...just as I suspected...not a word from either one. Now...I'm considered a good looking guy and I do look after myself and wear nice clothes...so WTH?

It used to be that it was usually the guys that would aggressively pick up chicks...now it seems the other way around.

Regardless, I had fun playing tonsil tennis with both girls.

Any similar experiences out there? Guys?

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23416576


They wanted to bananasex that night and you failed. If you slept with them and you were able to make them orgasm then they would have called you. Nothing complicated about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24010764


yur obviously not flirted with often.
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09/18/2012 07:31 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
In the the last week...I've gone out to a local pub, just for a few cold ones. In the same week, I had not one...but two girls pick me up at said bar. We didn't have full blown sex, but the making out was pretty heavy duty.

Both girls picked me up and were all over my phone number and email and "I'll call you tomorrow"...blah, blah, blah.

Well...just as I suspected...not a word from either one. Now...I'm considered a good looking guy and I do look after myself and wear nice clothes...so WTH?

It used to be that it was usually the guys that would aggressively pick up chicks...now it seems the other way around.

Regardless, I had fun playing tonsil tennis with both girls.

Any similar experiences out there? Guys?

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23416576


They wanted to bananasex that night and you failed. If you slept with them and you were able to make them orgasm then they would have called you. Nothing complicated about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24010764


Great way to trade STDs 5a
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09/18/2012 07:32 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
Women don't understand women!

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09/18/2012 07:36 PM

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Women smell good, and are soft.......

Other than that, we got nothing. Too complicated to figure out. Quit trying and go with the flow!!!
That is all...
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09/18/2012 07:37 PM
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Women smell good, and are soft.......

Other than that, we got nothing. Too complicated to figure out. Quit trying and go with the flow!!!
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bouncebppig
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09/18/2012 07:39 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
It's not about women or men.

It's about meeting a total stranger at a place where you can get high to feel better about yourself or about the moment.

You then engage in horny behavior with this total stranger.

Then actually expect respect or a phone call or some kind of response from this complete stranger you just fooled around with.

Expect nothing when you make out with a person without knowing anything about them, because chances are they already have a story that will explain why they didn't call, but you didn't even take the time to find out before both your hormones(hence the alcohol) took over your mind.
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09/18/2012 08:15 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
Damn - you're lucky you escaped.


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 Quoting: amachiavellian


damn

Natasha is one of the most beautiful women
in the world in my opinion
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09/18/2012 08:16 PM
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
women do not even understand themselves
how can you expect to ???

lol
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09/18/2012 09:26 PM

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People go to the bar because they feel

Bored
Annoyed
Restrained

in their relationship.
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Re: You know...I really, truly do not understand women...
Women scare me, man. I usually let them do the picking up. I huddle with my bros, holding my purse. Having guy chats. Hoping one of them girls comes over and talks to me. You know how it is, dawg.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


cheers
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Seriously man, men have become pussies and women have taken on the masculine role.
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09/19/2012 07:38 AM

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Don't make the mistake of trying to understand women because it's not going to happen.

Most women will say that women are crazy. But once you enter into a relationship with that woman she will get mad at you for referring to women as crazy even though she previously agreed with you.

I'm pretty worn out on women myself right now. I can't keep up with the fickleness and the fact that I simply refuse to be the piece of shit dick douchebag that young women throw themselves at while they friendzone every decent man they could actually have a relationship with. And then complain when they get burned and complain that there are no good men.

It gets to be like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while jumping through flaming hoops.
I'll just sit here on GLP and drink some very expensive Petite Syrah instead.
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