You know...I really, truly do not understand women...

Women are crazy.

Men are stupid.


Good luck.

Yeah...can't argue with that.

Women scare me, man. I usually let them do the picking up. I huddle with my bros, holding my purse. Having guy chats. Hoping one of them girls comes over and talks to me. You know how it is, dawg.

I kind of like the part about not understanding the surprise load in the mouth,

or the butt thing.

Damn - you're lucky you escaped.


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I've been married for twenty years & I still don't understand women.

Don't make the mistake of trying to understand women because it's not going to happen.

Most women will say that women are crazy. But once you enter into a relationship with that woman she will get mad at you for referring to women as crazy even though she previously agreed with you.

I'm pretty worn out on women myself right now. I can't keep up with the fickleness and the fact that I simply refuse to be the piece of shit dick douchebag that young women throw themselves at while they friendzone every decent man they could actually have a relationship with. And then complain when they get burned and complain that there are no good men.

It gets to be like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while jumping through flaming hoops.

I'll just sit here on GLP and drink some very expensive Petite Syrah instead.

I'm just starting to feel that it's totally cool for chicks to mess with a guy's head and practically tear your clothes off in the bar...but, man, if your a guy...just you watch what happens.

It used to not bother me, but now...I have to tell you...it's starting to piss me off a bit. Maybe the next time some hot chick starts moving in on me, I should just TOTALLY ignore her...see what happens.

Man the games that people effin' play.

This.

You'll be haunted on your death bed and in times of pure porn.

yep.

shop at every other stall than hers..

try it, it flips the script.

try, yull see.

godspeed

women have three categories.

slut=sleeps with everyone

whore=sleeps with anyone for money

bitch=sleeps with everyone, but you.

be a bitch..

women have three categories.

slut=sleeps with everyone

whore=sleeps with anyone for money

bitch=sleeps with everyone, but you.

be a bitch..





Which one was your mother?

and btw, just to add if it wasnt unsaid:

these are the negative sexual aspects that ladies can succumb to in extra-marital relations.

women have three categories.

slut=sleeps with everyone

whore=sleeps with anyone for money

bitch=sleeps with everyone, but you.

be a bitch..





Which one was your mother?


see correction above..

what's funny though is i am a bastard.

They wanted to that night and you failed. If you slept with them and you were able to make them orgasm then they would have called you. Nothing complicated about it.

yur obviously not flirted with often.

Great way to trade STDs

Women don't understand women!

Women smell good, and are soft.......

Other than that, we got nothing. Too complicated to figure out. Quit trying and go with the flow!!!

It's not about women or men.

It's about meeting a total stranger at a place where you can get high to feel better about yourself or about the moment.

You then engage in horny behavior with this total stranger.

Then actually expect respect or a phone call or some kind of response from this complete stranger you just fooled around with.

Expect nothing when you make out with a person without knowing anything about them, because chances are they already have a story that will explain why they didn't call, but you didn't even take the time to find out before both your hormones(hence the alcohol) took over your mind.

damn

Natasha is one of the most beautiful women
in the world in my opinion

women do not even understand themselves
how can you expect to ???

lol

People go to the bar because they feel

Bored
Annoyed
Restrained

in their relationship.

Seriously man, men have become pussies and women have taken on the masculine role.