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All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.

 
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He'd not survive the 4 doubledowns.
Nope.
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11/25/2012 04:27 PM

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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
Enjoy your non-rib meat pork trimmings with loads of other crap for ingredients.
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11/25/2012 04:49 PM
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there has never been any doom
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wrong post sorry

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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
We should carpet bomb the Middle East with McRibs
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Drop a case of McRib's on ever mosque across the planet. It would be Islam's 911 chuckle
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Tell me what this tastes like...
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there has never been any doom
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Epic belch right at the end. :O
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11/25/2012 05:05 PM
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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
Late December?? I work at a corporate store and we got our stuff in TODAY. (The price of pork must be down..)
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11/25/2012 05:07 PM

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there has never been any doom
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The Dinosaurs raise the BS flag to you:
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Worst tasting pos sandwich I have ever had. It's like a stale bun with vienna sausages mashed into one and coated with bbq sauce. Awful!
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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
Uh oh, another "insult to the prophet". A pork burger! Muslims worldwide will violently demand the closing of all McDonald's on earth...

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Do McRibs actually contain any meat products?

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11/25/2012 05:09 PM
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That's like a McSoylent Porkmmich.....slathered in a sauce that faintly smells of balls.....
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11/25/2012 05:13 PM
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11/25/2012 05:17 PM
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Mcribs and pretty much everything mcdonalds makes is disgusting
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11/25/2012 05:30 PM
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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
Enjoy your non-rib meat pork trimmings with loads of other crap for ingredients.
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lol that is the problem, at MINIMUM, with this thread.

i'm laughing my ass off reading this not because it's actually funny, but out of sheer awe.

sarcasm has retarded everyone's brains. 10 years ago, this thread probably would have just sounded very highly sarcastic... today: very serious.

lol

it's probably the result of everyone typing in sarcasm and having zero personality/being highly impressionable that has caused many to misread the original sarcasm for seriousness and it created a whole NEW norm that was based on the OPPOSITE Of everything that is acceptable.

Wrap your mind around that. Hilarious the logic of many follows this pattern: will something actually happen on 12/21/12? >>> mcdonald's is coming out with mcrib again >>>mcdonalds is the illuminati >>> only the illuminati could be responsible for an end-times scenario >>> mcrib coming back = nothing's going to happen.

WOW.

yeah, and be sure to catch The Hobbit in summer or whatever of 2013...

Purchase GTA 5 in Spring 2013...

Suckers. Always lookin to "the man" to tell you how to think/feel/act. You give them full control over you because you live your lives in fear.
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11/25/2012 05:40 PM

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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
Enjoy your non-rib meat pork trimmings with loads of other crap for ingredients.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5739241


lol that is the problem, at MINIMUM, with this thread.

i'm laughing my ass off reading this not because it's actually funny, but out of sheer awe.

sarcasm has retarded everyone's brains. 10 years ago, this thread probably would have just sounded very highly sarcastic... today: very serious.

lol

it's probably the result of everyone typing in sarcasm and having zero personality/being highly impressionable that has caused many to misread the original sarcasm for seriousness and it created a whole NEW norm that was based on the OPPOSITE Of everything that is acceptable.

Wrap your mind around that. Hilarious the logic of many follows this pattern: will something actually happen on 12/21/12? >>> mcdonald's is coming out with mcrib again >>>mcdonalds is the illuminati >>> only the illuminati could be responsible for an end-times scenario >>> mcrib coming back = nothing's going to happen.

WOW.

yeah, and be sure to catch The Hobbit in summer or whatever of 2013...

Purchase GTA 5 in Spring 2013...

Suckers. Always lookin to "the man" to tell you how to think/feel/act. You give them full control over you because you live your lives in fear.
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That was kinda my point but the rest of it needs some translation. wtf
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11/25/2012 06:41 PM
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who fucking cares about this excrement garbadge food and why this crap is pinned? fuck off

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11/25/2012 06:48 PM
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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
Nectar from the god's.
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Ah! So the Mayan's were talking about the return of the McRib. Ahhh....
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11/25/2012 06:53 PM

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Ugh. Gross. poop
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11/25/2012 06:58 PM
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can I get it wrapped in bacon?
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11/25/2012 07:30 PM
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Dood! That's some good eatin'...
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One of the nastiest sandwhiches mcdonalds offers. PASS
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11/25/2012 07:33 PM
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Totally ruined Thanksgiving! It was great until this.
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11/25/2012 07:36 PM
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last time I had one it was utterly tasteless. got another without bbq sauce, put my own on it, and except for my bbq sauce it was still tasteless! waste of money
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11/25/2012 07:39 PM
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The McRib has no meat in it at all. One of their cooks came up with a way to mash together all the inedible parts of a pig and form it into a slab that looks like ribs.

They only sell it when the price of pork bellies are really low. That's what it's made of, bellies, intestines, lungs, assholes and other parts no one really wants on their dinner table.

There is NO meat in the McRib, only the parts of the animal you wouldn't dream of eating if it weren't for the fact it was slathered in sauce and onions.

That is a fact.
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11/25/2012 07:56 PM
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[link to finance.yahoo.com]

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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
The McRib has no meat in it at all. One of their cooks came up with a way to mash together all the inedible parts of a pig and form it into a slab that looks like ribs.

They only sell it when the price of pork bellies are really low. That's what it's made of, bellies, intestines, lungs, assholes and other parts no one really wants on their dinner table.

There is NO meat in the McRib, only the parts of the animal you wouldn't dream of eating if it weren't for the fact it was slathered in sauce and onions.

That is a fact.
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wtf
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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
can I get it wrapped in bacon?
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ana
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Re: All Doom canceled! McRib is coming back in December.
The McRib has no meat in it at all. One of their cooks came up with a way to mash together all the inedible parts of a pig and form it into a slab that looks like ribs.

They only sell it when the price of pork bellies are really low. That's what it's made of, bellies, intestines, lungs, assholes and other parts no one really wants on their dinner table.

There is NO meat in the McRib, only the parts of the animal you wouldn't dream of eating if it weren't for the fact it was slathered in sauce and onions.

That is a fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15271855


bsflag

You're made of bellies, intestines, and pig's assholes...

Stop lying to the children, it's almost Christmas..!

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