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Muslims wipe their asses with The Left

 
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Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
A good bumper sticker.
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
A good bumper sticker.
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Muslims will get offended. BE careful !!
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
A good bumper sticker.
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Muslims will get offended. BE careful !!
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Also Liberals will go apeshit !!
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09/19/2012 09:42 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
I also wipe my ass with my left hand. I'm left-handed.
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09/19/2012 09:43 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
A good bumper sticker.
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Muslims will get offended. BE careful !!
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Also Liberals will go apeshit !!
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On the LEFT they have an ASS as their team mascot.
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
eat with the right and wipe the ass with the left
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09/19/2012 09:52 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Wipe with the left, and use the right, to finger fuck Mohammed's ass
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
A good bumper sticker.
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Muslims will get offended. BE careful !!
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Also Liberals will go apeshit !!
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It doesn't make any fucking sense.
I'm liberal and I hate Islamofascism.
It's the antithesis of everything liberal.
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09/19/2012 09:58 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Why????

Why, when they sell toilet paper. Again, why?
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09/19/2012 10:02 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Yes we Muslims wash our asses after taking a dump with water and we use our left hand ...it's more hygienic than toilet paper cause no matter how many you wipe there will be still left overs stuck up your ass and also the scent of shit ...water eliminates everything ...now imagine that you accidentally had pieces of poo on your thigh or your arm or you belly , will you just wipe it out with toilet paper or you gonna wash with water?
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Yes we Muslims wash our asses after taking a dump with water and we use our left hand ...it's more hygienic than toilet paper cause no matter how many you wipe there will be still left overs stuck up your ass and also the scent of shit ...water eliminates everything ...now imagine that you accidentally had pieces of poo on your thigh or your arm or you belly , will you just wipe it out with toilet paper or you gonna wash with water?
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Oh....you mean those little Klingons from Uranus??
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Yes we Muslims wash our asses after taking a dump with water and we use our left hand ...it's more hygienic than toilet paper cause no matter how many you wipe there will be still left overs stuck up your ass and also the scent of shit ...water eliminates everything ...now imagine that you accidentally had pieces of poo on your thigh or your arm or you belly , will you just wipe it out with toilet paper or you gonna wash with water?
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I'm disgusted! I'm not going to even respond to your answer! Thanks for grossing me out big time!! Someone send him some toilet paper, please!!!
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09/19/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Wipe with the left, and use the right, to finger fuck Mohammed's ass
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lol
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Yes we Muslims wash our asses after taking a dump with water and we use our left hand ...it's more hygienic than toilet paper cause no matter how many you wipe there will be still left overs stuck up your ass and also the scent of shit ...water eliminates everything ...now imagine that you accidentally had pieces of poo on your thigh or your arm or you belly , will you just wipe it out with toilet paper or you gonna wash with water?
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Oh....you mean those little Klingons from Uranus??
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It's rather the gas cloud caused by that huge comet that hit Uranus ...i don't know when Uranus stops receiving those comets!
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09/19/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Oh and instead of using your fucking HAND, use some tp, then a baby wipe or 2, then tp. Sparkling sphincter everytime without getting shit all over your hand!
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Yes we Muslims wash our asses after taking a dump with water and we use our left hand ...it's more hygienic than toilet paper cause no matter how many you wipe there will be still left overs stuck up your ass and also the scent of shit ...water eliminates everything ...now imagine that you accidentally had pieces of poo on your thigh or your arm or you belly , will you just wipe it out with toilet paper or you gonna wash with water?
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I'm disgusted! I'm not going to even respond to your answer! Thanks for grossing me out big time!! Someone send him some toilet paper, please!!!
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Lol go ahead and answer ? you afraid to answer ? oh yes you will just wipe your belly or or arm with the toilet paper and still smell like shit lol
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Oh and instead of using your fucking HAND, use some tp, then a baby wipe or 2, then tp. Sparkling sphincter everytime without getting shit all over your hand!
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dickhead ..we don't use our just hand we it with water and we wash with soap afterwards..the shit is already on you ... how dummy you guys could get!
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09/19/2012 10:22 PM
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eat with the right and wipe the ass with the left
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What about left handed people? If I were a muslim they would not be wanting to shake my right hand, that's for sure.
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Yes we Muslims wash our asses after taking a dump with water and we use our left hand ...it's more hygienic than toilet paper cause no matter how many you wipe there will be still left overs stuck up your ass and also the scent of shit ...water eliminates everything ...now imagine that you accidentally had pieces of poo on your thigh or your arm or you belly , will you just wipe it out with toilet paper or you gonna wash with water?
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I'm disgusted! I'm not going to even respond to your answer! Thanks for grossing me out big time!! Someone send him some toilet paper, please!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


Lol go ahead and answer ? you afraid to answer ? oh yes you will just wipe your belly or or arm with the toilet paper and still smell like shit lol
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lolsign poop Lots of people have not heard of a bidet.
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Yes we Muslims wash our asses after taking a dump with water and we use our left hand ...it's more hygienic than toilet paper cause no matter how many you wipe there will be still left overs stuck up your ass and also the scent of shit ...water eliminates everything ...now imagine that you accidentally had pieces of poo on your thigh or your arm or you belly , will you just wipe it out with toilet paper or you gonna wash with water?
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I'm disgusted! I'm not going to even respond to your answer! Thanks for grossing me out big time!! Someone send him some toilet paper, please!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


Lol go ahead and answer ? you afraid to answer ? oh yes you will just wipe your belly or or arm with the toilet paper and still smell like shit lol
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we don't get shit on our belly or our arms! ever! you would have more chance of smelling like shit if you used your hand than tp. if you used your hand, crap would get embedded deep underneath under your fingernails even after you washed your hands. disgusting! assuming you wash your hands after. and it would smell. using tp would not smell unless you didn't clean up well.
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
A good bumper sticker.
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I wipe my ass with Democrats too...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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09/19/2012 10:29 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
A good bumper sticker.
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I wipe my ass with Democrats too...
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We want nothing to do with your smelly ass.
That belongs to your cop boyfriend. I hear he likes to use a billyclub sometimes.
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Okay, maybe you Death cult members don't know, but what we call The Left is the Democratic Party, which we blame for relaxing immigration to the point where the Death cult infiltrates, while the right thinking peoples would rather you stayed where you are.

Islam wiped its ass with Obama when he insisted that Major Hasan commited a workplace violence after he massacred 13 unarmed people while shouting allah ackbar. Islam wiped its ass with Obama the Lefty, that day.
It is The Left who want the rest of us to be play nice with psychotics who want to kill us.
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Yes we Muslims wash our asses after taking a dump with water and we use our left hand ...it's more hygienic than toilet paper cause no matter how many you wipe there will be still left overs stuck up your ass and also the scent of shit ...water eliminates everything ...now imagine that you accidentally had pieces of poo on your thigh or your arm or you belly , will you just wipe it out with toilet paper or you gonna wash with water?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24094905


I'm disgusted! I'm not going to even respond to your answer! Thanks for grossing me out big time!! Someone send him some toilet paper, please!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


Lol go ahead and answer ? you afraid to answer ? oh yes you will just wipe your belly or or arm with the toilet paper and still smell like shit lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24094905


we don't get shit on our belly or our arms! ever! you would have more chance of smelling like shit if you used your hand than tp. if you used your hand, crap would get embedded deep underneath under your fingernails even after you washed your hands. disgusting! assuming you wash your hands after. and it would smell. using tp would not smell unless you didn't clean up well.
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it's just an assumption ,i guess your answer would be you would use water to wash shit off your thigh or arm rather than toilet paper ...i made the point already! we don't fucking wipe our asses with our hand , we WASH our asses with water using our left hand and then soap ! if you are disgusted of your own shit then you are disgusting!
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
eat with the right and wipe the ass with the left
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What about left handed people? If I were a muslim they would not be wanting to shake my right hand, that's for sure.
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Hey hey hey

I am one of those lefties

but blessed left; ambidextrous

hftounge
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Okay, maybe you Death cult members don't know, but what we call The Left is the Democratic Party, which we blame for relaxing immigration to the point where the Death cult infiltrates, while the right thinking peoples would rather you stayed where you are.

Islam wiped its ass with Obama when he insisted that Major Hasan commited a workplace violence after he massacred 13 unarmed people while shouting allah ackbar. Islam wiped its ass with Obama the Lefty, that day.
It is The Left who want the rest of us to be play nice with psychotics who want to kill us.
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off topic , i suggest you start another thread and cry this BS away!
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
eat with the right and wipe the ass with the left
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What about left handed people? If I were a muslim they would not be wanting to shake my right hand, that's for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10635630


left handed Muslims still washes their asses with the left and eat and shake with the right ...but they can write with their left ...eating and shaking with the right is an Islamic manner !
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I'm disgusted! I'm not going to even respond to your answer! Thanks for grossing me out big time!! Someone send him some toilet paper, please!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


Lol go ahead and answer ? you afraid to answer ? oh yes you will just wipe your belly or or arm with the toilet paper and still smell like shit lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24094905


we don't get shit on our belly or our arms! ever! you would have more chance of smelling like shit if you used your hand than tp. if you used your hand, crap would get embedded deep underneath under your fingernails even after you washed your hands. disgusting! assuming you wash your hands after. and it would smell. using tp would not smell unless you didn't clean up well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22717690


it's just an assumption ,i guess your answer would be you would use water to wash shit off your thigh or arm rather than toilet paper ...i made the point already! we don't fucking wipe our asses with our hand , we WASH our asses with water using our left hand and then soap ! if you are disgusted of your own shit then you are disgusting!
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What water did these two street shitters wash with?
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is it this water?
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lovely:
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09/19/2012 11:21 PM
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
You ever go into a muslim owned liquor store and made a point to hand them the money with your left hand, and take the change with your left hand? It's pretty funny to watch their reactions, sometimes they get totally weirded out by it and have this disgusted look on their face! HIlarious!
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
This just goes to show you that muslims are animals. My dog has cleaner habits that muslims. Muhammad probably ate shit.
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Re: Muslims wipe their asses with The Left
Conclusion:
Muslim males should stop washing other Muslim male's asses.

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