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OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!

 
northerntomcat
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OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
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A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have an infinite shelf life or can last unspoiled for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production.[13] This urban legend is false, although Twinkies can last a relatively long time (25 days or more) because they are made without unstabilized dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.[14] In reality Twinkies are on the shelf for a short time, a company executive told the New York Times in 2000 that the "Twinkie is on the shelf no more than 7 to 10 days.




Hmmm i wonder if it's the same for Ho-Ho's.

another interesting fact :

In 2010 a college professor named Mark Haub went on a "convenience store" diet consisting mainly of Twinkies, Oreos, and Doritos in an attempt to demonstrate to his students "that in weight loss, pure calorie counting is what matters most—not the nutritional value of the food". He lost 27 pounds over a 2 month period, returning his body mass index (BMI) to within normal range
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
MMMMMMM deep-fried Twinkie!
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
lol only 25 days?!

Damn... I have ate twinkies I knew for fact were 2 years old!

i had just bought a box of little debbie snack cakes fudge rounds... it was unopened threw it in a box when i moved...

moved to my current residence... well 4 years later i finally opened that moving box... totally forgot about the little debbie cakes... there they were... i opened the box... took a cake... it looked fine... and bit into it... tasted as good as ever.

So 2 year old Twinkies... and 4 year old little debbie fudge rounds are fine in my book...
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
During urban legend doom it rains twinkies......
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
I know of a college student that forgot about a box of Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts in the back window of his car. The car was parked out in the sun for 6 weeks. When he got back, he grabbed a doughnut and ate it. He said it tasted just like the day he bought them. Not sure I'd eat them, though.LOL
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
Where do all the expired ones go?
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
mmmmmmmmmmm i haven't had me a twinkie in so long grinning
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
well so much for me going to the twinkie factory like in family guy and establishing a colony and what not.....guess gonna have to die from radiation or the blast like everyone else tounge
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
well so much for me going to the twinkie factory like in family guy and establishing a colony and what not.....guess gonna have to die from radiation or the blast like everyone else tounge
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Radiation! maybe that's the secret ingredient that gives them an extended shelf life.
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
back away from the twinkies and put your hands up!

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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
Do to the economic down fall I can now only afford to buy Twonkies.
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Re: OMG!!! if doom comes Twinkies will only last for 25 days!!
Do to the economic down fall I can now only afford to buy Twonkies.
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What are Twonkies? Is that like a ghetto Twinkie?
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