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Why women find some guys handsome and others hideous

 
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These Scientists don't go out much do they?

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Right bunch of charlies the lot of them...

Virgins!
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Fuckin A.

I thought there would be some hotties in this closet, but it's just Darwin's corpse masturbating to big band hits.
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There is truth in the article, but the conclusions are all ass backwards!

Evolved women pick evolved men who are intelligent, faithful, and caring (here called "wimps").

Unevolved women pick unevolved men who are stupid , promiscuous, and violent (here called "hunks").

Evolved people create a safe and prosperous society, that's why the women in wealthier nations prefer the "wimps" - these women are evolved people with evolved tastes.

Unevolved people create an unsafe and miserable society, that's why the women in poor nations prefer the "hunks" - these women are unevolved people with unevolved tastes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


Unevolved people create society.

Society creates "evolved" people.

Evolved people create various misbirths of overfed troglodytish football jocks with neanderthalesque pursuits and understandings and effeminate nerdbombers. With the occasional antihuman lesbianistic dykobot.

Society then takes a good hard look in the mirror and cuts it's own throat.
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How do female chimps pick their mates?
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Apple of their eye: female chimps woo their male mates with forbidden fruits :-).

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There is truth in the article, but the conclusions are all ass backwards!

Evolved women pick evolved men who are intelligent, faithful, and caring (here called "wimps").

Unevolved women pick unevolved men who are stupid , promiscuous, and violent (here called "hunks").

Evolved people create a safe and prosperous society, that's why the women in wealthier nations prefer the "wimps" - these women are evolved people with evolved tastes.

Unevolved people create an unsafe and miserable society, that's why the women in poor nations prefer the "hunks" - these women are unevolved people with unevolved tastes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


Unevolved people create society.

Society creates "evolved" people.

Evolved people create various misbirths of overfed troglodytish football jocks with neanderthalesque pursuits and understandings and effeminate nerdbombers. With the occasional antihuman lesbianistic dykobot.

Society then takes a good hard look in the mirror and cuts it's own throat.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Sure, some things are temporarily devolving, but you need to raise your perspective. Evolution is a Universal Law in the grandest sense. Setbacks can and do occur, but they are fleeting. In the biggest picture, things always get better over time! Unevolved things evolve. And evolution always goes from the worse to the better, from darkness to light!

Perhaps you can regain some level of faith in Evolution by considering an example - the human smile!

This friendly gesture has an evolutionary history like this:


A primitive animal would attack and attempt to kill any rival of his species by sinking his teeth in his throat. Fights were to the death.

Then he evolved into a modern ritual animal.

Now he would show his teeth as a threat instead of attacking. The weaker would get the chance to retreat and go somewhere else, and no killing was necessary. To signal submission, the weaker animal bared his throat. But instead of biting it, the winner let the loser flee.

Then he evolved into a social animal.

The gesture of baring teeth was now used on a daily basis in non-hostile situations as a tool of aggression to maintain the established pecking order within the pack.

Then he evolved into a hominid.

The pecking order aspect became less important. Everyone in the pack would still bare teeth at the one with lowest rank, or the one who broke the pack rules. But the emotion of anger against the outsider changed to relief of belonging to the group. Many humans are still at this level, laughing at things like Americas Funniest Home Videos. They enjoy seeing others embarrassing and hurting themselves, because it gives the sense of relief it's not them being on the receiving end of ridicule!

Then he evolved into a fully evolved human.

Smiles and laughter are now about sharing and appreciating Love, Unity, Beauty, and Understanding. And this wonderful ability still evolved out of brutally fighting to the death!


When you think about this example, the relentless force of evolution becomes clear, as well as it's purpose - to raise consciousness to higher and more refined levels.
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There is truth in the article, but the conclusions are all ass backwards!

Evolved women pick evolved men who are intelligent, faithful, and caring (here called "wimps").

Unevolved women pick unevolved men who are stupid , promiscuous, and violent (here called "hunks").

Evolved people create a safe and prosperous society, that's why the women in wealthier nations prefer the "wimps" - these women are evolved people with evolved tastes.

Unevolved people create an unsafe and miserable society, that's why the women in poor nations prefer the "hunks" - these women are unevolved people with unevolved tastes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


Unevolved people create society.

Society creates "evolved" people.

Evolved people create various misbirths of overfed troglodytish football jocks with neanderthalesque pursuits and understandings and effeminate nerdbombers. With the occasional antihuman lesbianistic dykobot.

Society then takes a good hard look in the mirror and cuts it's own throat.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Sure, some things are temporarily devolving, but you need to raise your perspective. Evolution is a Universal Law in the grandest sense. Setbacks can and do occur, but they are fleeting. In the biggest picture, things always get better over time! Unevolved things evolve. And evolution always goes from the worse to the better, from darkness to light!

Perhaps you can regain some level of faith in Evolution by considering an example - the human smile!

This friendly gesture has an evolutionary history like this:


A primitive animal would attack and attempt to kill any rival of his species by sinking his teeth in his throat. Fights were to the death.

Then he evolved into a modern ritual animal.

Now he would show his teeth as a threat instead of attacking. The weaker would get the chance to retreat and go somewhere else, and no killing was necessary. To signal submission, the weaker animal bared his throat. But instead of biting it, the winner let the loser flee.

Then he evolved into a social animal.

The gesture of baring teeth was now used on a daily basis in non-hostile situations as a tool of aggression to maintain the established pecking order within the pack.

Then he evolved into a hominid.

The pecking order aspect became less important. Everyone in the pack would still bare teeth at the one with lowest rank, or the one who broke the pack rules. But the emotion of anger against the outsider changed to relief of belonging to the group. Many humans are still at this level, laughing at things like Americas Funniest Home Videos. They enjoy seeing others embarrassing and hurting themselves, because it gives the sense of relief it's not them being on the receiving end of ridicule!

Then he evolved into a fully evolved human.

Smiles and laughter are now about sharing and appreciating Love, Unity, Beauty, and Understanding. And this wonderful ability still evolved out of brutally fighting to the death!


When you think about this example, the relentless force of evolution becomes clear, as well as it's purpose - to raise consciousness to higher and more refined levels.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884



I'm the most highly evolved anything that ever existed.

And I just don't care.

Maybe lower your perspective?
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I'm the most highly evolved anything that ever existed.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


I strongly doubt it.

And I just don't care.

Maybe lower your perspective?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


No thanks.
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09/20/2012 08:41 AM
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Re: Why women find some guys handsome and others hideous
Sexual selection

Hunkier than thou

Scientists are finally succeeding where so many men have failed: in understanding why women find some guys handsome and others hideous

WHEN it comes to partners, men often find women's taste fickle and unfathomable. But ladies may not be entirely to blame. A growing body of research suggests that their preference for certain types of male physiognomy may be swayed by things beyond their conscious control—like prevalence of disease or crime—and in predictable ways.

Masculine features—a big jaw, say, or a prominent brow—tend to reflect physical and behavioural traits, such as strength and aggression. They are also closely linked to physiological ones, like virility and a sturdy immune system.

The obverse of these desirable characteristics looks less appealing. Aggression is fine when directed at external threats, less so when it spills over onto the hearth. Sexual prowess ensures plenty of progeny, but it often goes hand in hand with promiscuity and a tendency to shirk parental duties or leave the mother altogether.

So, whenever a woman has to choose a mate, she must decide whether to place a premium on the hunk's choicer genes or the wimp's love and care. Lisa DeBruine, of the University of Aberdeen, believes that today's women still face this dilemma and that their choices are affected by unconscious factors.

In a paper published earlier this year Dr DeBruine found that women in countries with poor health statistics preferred men with masculine features more than those who lived in healthier societies. Where disease is rife, this seemed to imply, giving birth to healthy offspring trumps having a man stick around long enough to help care for it. In more salubrious climes, therefore, wimps are in with a chance.

Now, though, researchers led by Robert Brooks, of the University of New South Wales, have taken another look at Dr DeBruine's data and arrived at a different conclusion. They present their findings in the Proceedings of the Royal Society. Dr Brooks suggests that it is not health-related factors, but rather competition and violence among men that best explain a woman's penchant for manliness. The more rough-and-tumble the environment, the researcher's argument goes, the more women prefer masculine men, because they are better than the softer types at providing for mothers and their offspring.

[link to www.economist.com]
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To that story:

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who cares what they like they are all dumb
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Whatever.... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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Individuals have different inclinations on what is beautiful. Individuals have different beauty standards :-).
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Wrong.
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Looks (a recognition of someone they loved in the past....even if its Dad, cousin, friend).....smell.....smells like cookies or good things even if BO'ed, TO THEM.....same smarts, same ideals.

If some women just go for money...they will be very sad if they cant dispose of his body real soon.
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Such one sided pathetic biased crap from these Lesbians
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These Scientists don't go out much do they?

cruise

Right bunch of charlies the lot of them...

Virgins!
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Its a female scientist and highly likely a Lesbian promoting its agenda.
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There is truth in the article, but the conclusions are all ass backwards!

Evolved women pick evolved men who are intelligent, faithful, and caring (here called "wimps").

Unevolved women pick unevolved men who are stupid , promiscuous, and violent (here called "hunks").

Evolved people create a safe and prosperous society, that's why the women in wealthier nations prefer the "wimps" - these women are evolved people with evolved tastes.

Unevolved people create an unsafe and miserable society, that's why the women in poor nations prefer the "hunks" - these women are unevolved people with unevolved tastes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884


Unevolved people create society.

Society creates "evolved" people.

Evolved people create various misbirths of overfed troglodytish football jocks with neanderthalesque pursuits and understandings and effeminate nerdbombers. With the occasional antihuman lesbianistic dykobot.

Society then takes a good hard look in the mirror and cuts it's own throat.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm



observant
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Women are amazing. Don't ever question their choices, they're not logical based, but a mystery. lol
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Women will ask you a question, give you the answer and then tell you you're still fucking wrong!
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I have witnessed the most beautiful women on the planet with the most despicable looking men on the planet.

The typical fireman look. Bald head, bozo hair on the sides, moustache and intense gut hanging over the belt.

But it's got nothing to do with looks, but the energy they project outward. These men understand how it works.
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I have witnessed the most beautiful women on the planet with the most despicable looking men on the planet.

The typical fireman look. Bald head, bozo hair on the sides, moustache and intense gut hanging over the belt.

But it's got nothing to do with looks, but the energy they project outward. These men understand how it works.
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That's because they had big fat fucking wallets to offset their appearance.
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Guys that play guitar.

I suggest you learn.
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Yup! Singing is good too.
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money.
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putin

Are people this uneducated that they need science to explain the most basic of things?

REALLY???
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Ive always been lucky with the ladies. I'm here to say that it's all looks in the beginning. Either you have the combo or you don't. Some combos are more universally appealing.

I first got accosted by chicks in kindergarten. They wanted to play with my junk. No shit. I'd give girls a ride on my banana seat bike and they'd grind on me at age ten. I was like are you itching or something?

At ten i lost my virginity to a well developed 16 year old. My head was in the clouds so i can assure you these girls initiated everything. Some 20 odd years later i've attached my DNA to over 500 girls. I quit counting.

Getting laid for me was never a question. It was expected and it always happened. Any and every girl i met came on to me. They still do. I wasnt always wealthy. In college i was starving but i could meet a chick and bang her an hour later.

Ive met a girl and been having sex with her in under a few minutes. Didn't know her name or anything. Ive banged 55 year old cougars. I had a pregnancy scare with a 13 yr old when i was 11. My friends moms have groped me. I banged my girlfriends mom in highschool. I banged two of my teachers. Ive had multiple menaje's. Even guys hit on me.

Asside from blowing my own proverbial horn i do have a point. Looks are almost everything. Sometimes everything comes together in a perfectly mysterious mix of genetics that a woman not only cant resist but will fight over. Ive had girls propose to me and some cut their wrists, both after just a few short months. Thats not love. Thats primal infatuation and obsession.

Now that i am happily married to a perfect ten, she is constantly like that bitch was hitting on you. I'm like so what, you get all of me.

Out of all the beautiful women ive had in my travels i chose my wife for one reason, she made me wait for sex. 3 months. Until i met her i thought every woman on earth was an insatiable slut.
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money.
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For women that want a world of hurt yeah. My obsevations (a generalisation fellas, one size does not fit all) show me that men with alot of money tend to think they can buy any woman they want.

My man was broke as a joke when I met him, but he could sing and play guitar ;) also, could fix any broken thing you put in front of him. I stuck with him because he was A) Gorgeous B)Intelligent and C)Compassionate. Now we are pretty well off in comparison and although I don't get paid off with crappy diamonds (you know, to make up for the fact that he's an ass) I do have security, faithfulness, compassion and respect. Oh and everything runs like a well oiled machine around here.
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money.
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For women that want a world of hurt yeah. My obsevations (a generalisation fellas, one size does not fit all) show me that men with alot of money tend to think they can buy any woman they want.

My man was broke as a joke when I met him, but he could sing and play guitar ;) also, could fix any broken thing you put in front of him. I stuck with him because he was A) Gorgeous B)Intelligent and C)Compassionate. Now we are pretty well off in comparison and although I don't get paid off with crappy diamonds (you know, to make up for the fact that he's an ass) I do have security, faithfulness, compassion and respect. Oh and everything runs like a well oiled machine around here.
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This woman has the right attitude. Wish i had 150 million like you and i'd build a nation state the entire planet would envy.
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money.
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For women that want a world of hurt yeah. My obsevations (a generalisation fellas, one size does not fit all) show me that men with alot of money tend to think they can buy any woman they want.

My man was broke as a joke when I met him, but he could sing and play guitar ;) also, could fix any broken thing you put in front of him. I stuck with him because he was A) Gorgeous B)Intelligent and C)Compassionate. Now we are pretty well off in comparison and although I don't get paid off with crappy diamonds (you know, to make up for the fact that he's an ass) I do have security, faithfulness, compassion and respect. Oh and everything runs like a well oiled machine around here.
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This woman has the right attitude. Wish i had 150 million like you and i'd build a nation state the entire planet would envy.
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Thanks, but I think it helps to meet the right guy too. Even Men, for all thier "Chicks are such drama Queens" rhetoric, have been known to create quite alot of drama.

I am pretty down to earth though. ;)
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Eat three pounds of celery and they'll hop on your junk like it was made of diamond studded platinum.
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There is truth in the article, but the conclusions are all ass backwards!

Evolved women pick evolved men who are intelligent, faithful, and caring (here called "wimps").

Unevolved women pick unevolved men who are stupid , promiscuous, and violent (here called "hunks").

Evolved people create a safe and prosperous society, that's why the women in wealthier nations prefer the "wimps" - these women are evolved people with evolved tastes.

Unevolved people create an unsafe and miserable society, that's why the women in poor nations prefer the "hunks" - these women are unevolved people with unevolved tastes.
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big feet , big wallet and a lot of compliments !!
NEVER FAIL !!
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Eat three pounds of celery and they'll hop on your junk like it was made of diamond studded platinum.
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huh?
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Eat three pounds of celery and they'll hop on your junk like it was made of diamond studded platinum.
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huh?
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Thread: To Attract Women, Eat Celery
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My, oh My!

You straight people amuse me no end.

all this fuss over women wanting this or that......

I often wonder just HOW men and women get together in the first place!

I mean,consider this; you, the man, want only ONE thing........SHE wants committment, love, money, blah blah blah.

but it is interesting, nonetheless, to read about this stuff, and as someone here said, it's not as if we don't already KNOW all this!!!!!

oh well,,,,,,,enjoy yourselves and your bodies!!!
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Women are amazing. Don't ever question their choices, they're not logical based, but a mystery. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17865681


Women will ask you a question, give you the answer and then tell you you're still fucking wrong!
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cruise