Where are all the NEW technological breakthroughs that's supposed to be happening now? List the tech you are waiting for here..

Sooooo, as in, it just sits their waiting to self destruct i'm sure.

Did you find the tag on it yet that says batteries not included or is yours the pedal power model?

No,the hapless moran was attempting to sound like a hip young dude. The Keshe Segway got me from Beirut to Damascus in 10 minutes. I think the Qoms brigades are crossing into Syria from Iran using Keshe Segways. Kind of like when the Japs rode bicycles into Malaysia to invade.

I want my Tron like device. It's ring shaped and electrically charged with over a million volts. Catch that!

Also, where are my throwing knives that can be thrown around corners. "Throw and Forget" technology

How about my electrostatic free energy device that draws current from the air around us? Schist Disc

Is anyone ever gonna make my Chi Battery?

I would even settle for a Dark Energy Battery.

When is the Stargate going to be opened and be available for all to use?
Think of the money they could make off of that, vacation to Pleiades, boarding now. Arrival time in 5 minutes.

When will my Molecular Frequency Scanner going be made. The one that tells the frequency of an object so that you can control it at will? Driving hands free!

When Time Travel is here, can I have multiple wives in different timelines? Wait hold on...What if I have to pay child support to em all? Nevermind...scratch that one!

Where is my fu**in Jet Pack