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Muslim Cleric Discovers The Effects Of girl power...he gets the beat down of his life

 
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Good for her!

Reminds me of something that happened to me and my girl friend in Indonesia. I was on a work trip for six weeks.

Indonesia was very moderate at the time.

But some Muslims don't like girls in miniskirts and heels.
I mean she looked perfectly respectable, business hot by western standards but some girls can't help but be gorgeous.

To make it short, the guy said something to her and she went ballistic, actually hitting him and screaming at him.

The guy was getting his ass kicked lol.

This girl was introduced and assigned to me, to guide and watch me, like some sort of intelligence officer, trained, father was a big shot in the military. I think she would have broke his neck in another minute or two.

Lucky for him, he pulled out a knife and my eyes went wide, it became my fight. Their were others around too, kiosk stands, It passed through my mind to concern about the others but..

I introduced him to the taste of earth, tossed his knife into the plants, threw the girl over my shoulder and carried her off, still screaming at the guy and protesting my method of transport.

I put her down when we got the shopping mall and she started laughing, wiped the tears from her eyes and kissed me. We were very close from then on and i don't think she was ever treated properly before.

LOL

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She'll be hunted down and stoned later.
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This story put a smile on my face.



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This story put a smile on my face.



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That was awesome!

“you, cover your eyes”

Should make that a slogan, put it on t-shirts, etc... that people could wear to show some solidarity w/ Muslim women and maybe embolden them some.

Done w/ Arab spring, let's see a "Women's Winter" in the ME!
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That is a very good idea, figure out how to make some money out of it. It's yours
take it,... or don't.
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Fashion police, searching for hair and cleavage. How did he get his job in the first place except he is fighting the battle inside his own mind?

Shame on him for not looking at her like a sister or a mother in his heart. The discipline the western world has achieved to be able to look at one another with faces, elbows, butt cracks and beyond without judgments. Remember that clothing is a measure of civilization, not morality. How many moral minded men are in places where women run around with nothing at all?

Cover thyself up, it giveth me a boner? Ahahaha, sexual harassment, it happens with clerics in Semnan too. The woman went very far gouging out an eye. Now he will have half as much trouble with women that he used to have.
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When a woman has PMS it's best to make yourself scarce.
Something our Iranian friend learned the hard way.
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chuckle

I don't know if the story is legit but it sure made me laugh.
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“you, cover your eyes”


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Good one! He got one eye covered. I'd buy that woman a drink.
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chuckle

I don't know if the story is legit but it sure made me laugh.
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well, as a practical matter i don't like women one bit,
but i sure would like to see all the women of Islam rise up
and kill their cruel masters in their beds.
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An Iranian cleric said he was beaten by a woman in the northern province of Semnan after giving her a warning for being “badly covered,” the state-run Mehr news agency reported.

Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti said he encountered the woman in the street while on his way to the mosque in the town of Shahmirzad, and asked her to cover herself up, to which she replied “you, cover your eyes,” according to Mehr. The cleric repeated his warning, which he said prompted her to insult and push him.
[...]

Beheshti said he was hospitalized for three days.

If only Iranian men had the balls this woman has...

Pics of the poor beaten cleric

[link to www.thegatewaypundit.com]

Holy shiite! She beat the crap out of him!
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Now how long before she is murdered by stoning to death???
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This story put a smile on my face.



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The Arab wanna be, Iranian Mullahs, deserve to be put in a hole in the ground with only their heads sticking out, and be stoned to death ( As they have done to so many Iranian women).

As an Iranian-American, I feel that they have completely ruined my country and are working hard to destroy my Persian heritage.

At the same time I am completely against any foreign intrusion into Iran since any intrusion regardless of its label (Liberation, preemption, democratization, etc.)is simply for oil and oil traffic and no other reason.

This is a tough situation, Iran's dictatorship has such a strong hold on the majority and uses religion to control and command those that are unaware of the government's true nature. At the same time due to Iran's resources any and all western or eastern intrusions would only rape the country more.

One thing I can tell you all with 100% certainty is that the Mullah's of Iran are a bunch of self serving bastards and have no intent of sacrificing themselves and their riches by making a suicidal move such as attacking Israel or the US. Any propaganda that suggests they may be planning to attack Us and Israel is just false and is simply propaganda being used to justify a war for oil.
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An Iranian cleric said he was beaten by a woman in the northern province of Semnan after giving her a warning for being “badly covered,” the state-run Mehr news agency reported.

Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti said he encountered the woman in the street while on his way to the mosque in the town of Shahmirzad, and asked her to cover herself up, to which she replied “you, cover your eyes,” according to Mehr. The cleric repeated his warning, which he said prompted her to insult and push him.
[...]

Beheshti said he was hospitalized for three days.

If only Iranian men had the balls this woman has...

Pics of the poor beaten cleric

[link to www.thegatewaypundit.com]

Holy shiite! She beat the crap out of him!
 Quoting: mathetes


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quick someone get on this!!

make tshirts that say
if you dont like the way i look
cover your eyes!!
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Re: Muslim Cleric Discovers The Effects Of girl power...he gets the beat down of his life
This is probably a lie, never heard a cleric being beaten before. Clerics are respected in muslim society.


But of course all the infidels are experiencing joy because they promote the decline of morality.


Save your women from the Porn industry that lures them young and makes them whores in society.


But hey thats western democracy, muslims must accept it!!!!cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24136458


Oh, come on, man.
Are you calling the lovely Stonette a whore..?
My sister? My beautiful daughter?

flipoff

I agree it is a shame what happened to Western pornography culture.
But you need to watch some good erotic movies with your girlfriend,
and stop being so damned afraid of girls and their scary, scary sexuality.

Not sure the whole porn thing is as important as you seem to deem it.
The world is on f**king fire, man.

And, finally: Yes. Muslims should accept it.
If I needed to flee old Finland because of no fault of my own, I would be
very grateful and humble towards any country taking me in and giving
me shelter.

"Our" women rolleyes -just like "yours" - will have to save themselves.
And they will.

You are being willingly played like a bloody fiddle.
Which brings to mind the question just who is the whore.
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Must say the photo of the guy looks kind of too grim, though.
Did she poke his eye out with her high heels..?

damned
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Topless Ukrainian ladies would teach Theocrats how to protest: “Muslim, Let's get naked. Our God is a woman.”

[link to twitpic.com]

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This story is absolute BS
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This story is absolute BS
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well, if she's suicidal it could be true.
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It was a fake story created to get everyone on the bandwagon - especially Muslim women to start questioning and acting on things their religion prohibits them from doing.

propoganda
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This story is absolute BS
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well, if she's suicidal it could be true.
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in America we call it "suicide by cop"
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Topless Ukrainian ladies would teach Theocrats how to protest: “Muslim, Let's get naked. Our God is a woman.”

[link to twitpic.com]
 Quoting: Treyfish


chuckle

Hope those protests spread worldwide.

Hmmm no, really - I can juuust about imagine that happening in some major
islamic country in the not too distant future...
We'll see.
Needs to be massive, in that case.
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Topless Ukrainian ladies would teach Theocrats how to protest: “Muslim, Let's get naked. Our God is a woman.”

[link to twitpic.com]
 Quoting: Treyfish


chuckle

Hope those protests spread worldwide.

Hmmm no, really - I can juuust about imagine that happening in some major
islamic country in the not too distant future...
We'll see.
Needs to be massive, in that case.
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Ukrainian gypsy girls
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This is probably a lie, never heard a cleric being beaten before. Clerics are respected in muslim society.


But of course all the infidels are experiencing joy because they promote the decline of morality.


Save your women from the Porn industry that lures them young and makes them whores in society.


But hey thats western democracy, muslims must accept it!!!!cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24136458


Is this post satire.....Or did they leave the internet on in the looney bin again?
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An Iranian cleric said he was beaten by a woman in the northern province of Semnan after giving her a warning for being “badly covered,” the state-run Mehr news agency reported.

Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti said he encountered the woman in the street while on his way to the mosque in the town of Shahmirzad, and asked her to cover herself up, to which she replied “you, cover your eyes,” according to Mehr. The cleric repeated his warning, which he said prompted her to insult and push him.
[...]

Beheshti said he was hospitalized for three days.

If only Iranian men had the balls this woman has...

Pics of the poor beaten cleric

[link to www.thegatewaypundit.com]

Holy shiite! She beat the crap out of him!
 Quoting: mathetes


Why is there no blood on his arms, only on his clothes/ bandages.

Who bleeds through a bandage like that? Did she open an artery?
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Re: Muslim Cleric Discovers The Effects Of girl power...he gets the beat down of his life
after seeing the pics with all the blood and what looks like a lost an eye i'm calling bullshit on this story.

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the Rosa Parks of Iran

is she still alive after beating a Muslim cleric?!
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