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Mary Had a Little Lamb

 
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09/20/2012 03:08 PM
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Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly gray
It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA

It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan,
It was not so much a lambkin as a little lamby clone.

And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more,
They followed her to school one day, all cramming through the door.

It made the children laugh and sing, the teachers found it droll,
There were too many lamby clones, for Mary to control.

No other could control the sheep, since the programs didn't vary
So the scientist resolved it all, by simply cloning Mary.

But now they feel quite sheepish, those scientist unwary,
One problem solved but what to do, with Mary,Mary,Mary.

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09/20/2012 03:14 PM
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"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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09/20/2012 03:15 PM
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And some glazed carrots, some roasted potatoes with rosemary, and fresh lamb jus.

After polishing off a bottle of Chateau Haut Brion Pessac-Lognan 1982, a shot of good port, and a profiterole, she was out like a light.

~ the end
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09/20/2012 03:40 PM
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Re: Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,

Her mother had a horse!

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09/20/2012 03:41 PM
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Re: Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little Lamb
because she was a whore
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09/20/2012 03:43 PM
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Re: Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little Lamb....after a muzzie raped her



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