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Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!

 
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09/20/2012 06:55 PM
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Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Nestle Embeds GPS Trackers In Candy Bars To Hunt Down Eaters
Customers buying Kit-Kat bars in the United Kingdom could be unwrapping a 21st-century version of Willy Wonka’s Golden Ticket--a GPS unit the candy-maker will use to find them, apprehend them and give them a prize.
[link to www.popsci.com]

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09/20/2012 07:03 PM
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Awww hells bells I almost bought today. WTF. are you serious.I can only imagine what else those evil MFers will come up with next. You heard it first on GLP. I guess I should check this site before I put anything in my mouth.God help us all.
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09/20/2012 07:07 PM

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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
haha thats crazy.


hahaha

"GIMMIE A BREAK!!!"

i hope it falls down into the sewers

Last Edited by Dr. Acula on 09/20/2012 07:10 PM
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09/20/2012 07:09 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
The future is a Communist Chocolate Hellhole where everyone gets free Kit-Kats!

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09/20/2012 07:16 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
would this be why gordon brown had an article about why he was convertting to bananas?
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09/20/2012 07:29 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
The future is a Communist Chocolate Hellhole where everyone gets free Kit-Kats!

Idol1
 Quoting: AGC


"They increased the chocolate rations didn't ya hear?"
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09/20/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Yep...Only seen the advert once

Think it is £10,000 prize and they say something like 'Don't contact us, We will come to find you'
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09/21/2012 04:28 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Yep...Only seen the advert once

Think it is £10,000 prize and they say something like 'Don't contact us, We will come to find you'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24141573


Sad that a company rep may die at some redneck's door when he says "We've tracked you down".
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09/21/2012 04:31 PM
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FUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT! wtf
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09/21/2012 04:31 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Yep...Only seen the advert once

Think it is £10,000 prize and they say something like 'Don't contact us, We will come to find you'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24141573


Sad that a company rep may die at some redneck's door when he says "We've tracked you down".
 Quoting: American Trappers, LLC


lol
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09/21/2012 04:33 PM
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The prize better be the Wonka Factory, with hot Oompa Loompa chicks having liquid chocolate fights.
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09/21/2012 04:33 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Yep...Only seen the advert once

Think it is £10,000 prize and they say something like 'Don't contact us, We will come to find you'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24141573


Sad that a company rep may die at some redneck's door when he says "We've tracked you down".
 Quoting: American Trappers, LLC


1rof1
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Yep...Only seen the advert once

Think it is £10,000 prize and they say something like 'Don't contact us, We will come to find you'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24141573


Sad that a company rep may die at some redneck's door when he says "We've tracked you down".
 Quoting: American Trappers, LLC


I do have to wonder if Britain even has rednecks? And wonder what they call them?
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09/21/2012 04:37 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
The future is a Communist Chocolate Hellhole where everyone gets free Kit-Kats!

Idol1
 Quoting: AGC


"They increased the chocolate rations didn't ya hear?"
 Quoting: Wonkish


Kit Kats have the words "kit kat" imprinted into the chocolate......That robs you of chocolate!!!! That's a clever chocolate saving technique!
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Yep...Only seen the advert once

Think it is £10,000 prize and they say something like 'Don't contact us, We will come to find you'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24141573


Sad that a company rep may die at some redneck's door when he says "We've tracked you down".
 Quoting: American Trappers, LLC


I do have to wonder if Britain even has rednecks? And wonder what they call them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


British citizens.....











lol...jk Britain...you know I love you.

Last Edited by *Evan on 09/21/2012 04:38 PM
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09/21/2012 04:38 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
seriously I just watched an episode of king of the hill where Dale was going on and on about conspiracies and stuff

one was about the government putting GPS trackers in our cheese...

he was also talking about how Hank was now part of the Beast bc he had bad credit...

then 10 mins later I find this thread... haha
The Truth will always find you in the end.
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09/21/2012 04:39 PM

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This could end badly for them....
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09/21/2012 04:47 PM
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SO MUCH MORE advanced that GLASS in the candy bar. At least they DIDN'T put it in the bar, and maybe give the prize to someone who sits down on the same toilet a half hour later,. lol !
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09/21/2012 04:48 PM
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or You'll loose your prize!!!
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09/21/2012 04:53 PM
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hmmm ok fuck i just ate one literally 5 min ago lol
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09/21/2012 04:53 PM
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[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

The GPS tracker is in the wraper...
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09/21/2012 04:59 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
What if the winner was actively robbing a bank?

Sir you've just won.... AHHHH WTF!!
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09/21/2012 05:01 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Jelly never correct me in public!!!!!slap

You wanna fresh one?.. (joke) and bump you broke my heart
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09/21/2012 05:02 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
The future is a Communist Chocolate Hellhole where everyone gets free Kit-Kats!

Idol1
 Quoting: AGC


"They increased the chocolate rations didn't ya hear?"
 Quoting: Wonkish


Where is Eloi Cole?! We can't allow our best sleeper agent to sleep on this issue! Do you want to live in a world policed by a homeland security force which has no idea where the Hell home is?!

[link to www.hlswatch.com]

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09/21/2012 05:03 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Awww...me sorry lol you wanna kit-kat ?? hehe
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09/21/2012 05:08 PM
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you fuckin retards, some packets will contain a gps tracker INSTEAD of chocolate bar!!!

its not some hidden gps tracker inside the chocolate.
your a bunch of complete morons!
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09/21/2012 05:12 PM
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[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

The GPS tracker is in the wraper...
 Quoting: jellybeancoosbay


the huffinton talks shit

they probably made up the line about chips in the wrappers just to give you conspiracy freak woo woos something to chew on..

the devices are not small!
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09/21/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Someone elsewhere asked how it is that they "track you down" within 24 hrs. if the tracker is in the wrapper, and the wrapper has been discarded. Are we really sure the tracker is in the wrapper?!

On another note, I just read the article about gait analysis and how they've found a way to "track" (through a particular building, in one case) or identify people by their gait. They were developing ways to identify info. about how different "walks" looked from various different camera angles.

Someone above commented re: the GPS Kit Kats, "This could end badly for them" -- we can only hope! Take that prize $ and shove it! But by then, perhaps their "experiment" will have already been successfully, impressively, and cheaply conducted. Add this to the facial recognition stuff on top of everything else and George Orwell comes to mind....
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09/21/2012 05:15 PM
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haha....well that would make it to easy to win then lol NO candy in the wraper ??
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09/21/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Okay, if what 9991 from the UK says is true, maybe that does make sense. But I read it would "look just like" a regular candy bar (?) and how could it not "feel" different if it was a GPS tracker?

UK, do you have more info.?[liveleak]
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09/21/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Yep...Only seen the advert once

Think it is £10,000 prize and they say something like 'Don't contact us, We will come to find you'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24141573


Sad that a company rep may die at some redneck's door when he says "We've tracked you down".
 Quoting: American Trappers, LLC


I do have to wonder if Britain even has rednecks? And wonder what they call them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


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