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Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!

 
Anonymous Coward
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Awww...me sorry lol you wanna kit-kat ?? hehe
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Meow, sounds like a plan (SLAP) ;-))))



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[link to www.flushtracker.com]

take care;-))
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Jellybean, no lie!

To me, a tracker "in" the wrapper means part of the wrapper, not wrapped inside of it. But maybe UK has additional information.

Also, what's with the liveleak thing at the end of my previous post? I did not put that there!
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[link to youtu.be]
+++ with a bunny hat +++
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 Quoting: pink cat


about as funny as this one:



[link to youtu.be]

Last Edited by pink cat on 09/21/2012 05:24 PM
+++ with a bunny hat +++
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09/21/2012 05:27 PM
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Okay, if what 9991 from the UK says is true, maybe that does make sense. But I read it would "look just like" a regular candy bar (?) and how could it not "feel" different if it was a GPS tracker?

UK, do you have more info.?[liveleak]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24147272


Nestle has fitted six of it’s brand’s chocolate bars with a GPS tracking device that will begin transmitting a signal to outer space the moment the chocolate bar’s owner opens its wrapper.
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09/21/12
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Thread: Nestle Embeds GPS Trackers In Candy Bars To Hunt Down Eaters
Spirituality is the opposite of religion, religion is a substitute for spirituality. Spirituality is a direct connection to Creator The Most high. Love Not Fear!
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you fuckin retards, some packets will contain a gps tracker INSTEAD of chocolate bar!!!

its not some hidden gps tracker inside the chocolate.
your a bunch of complete morons!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19769991


^^^ this.
There's only 5 or 6 of them in the whole country.

putin
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I see a big ass lawsuit coming from this when their
little tracker device kills somebody or causes them to get
sores or bleed or whatever.........

of course if that happens BEFORE the company makes it know that they know who has the chip.......then they will NEVER come forward and nobody will ever know.

Devious
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I see a big ass lawsuit coming from this when their
little tracker device kills somebody or causes them to get
sores or bleed or whatever.........

of course if that happens BEFORE the company makes it know that they know who has the chip.......then they will NEVER come forward and nobody will ever know.

Devious
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15256858


strange considering most phones and cars have gps trackers now.. where are these lawsuits again?
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The future is a Communist Chocolate Hellhole where everyone gets free Kit-Kats!

Idol1
 Quoting: AGC


"They increased the chocolate rations didn't ya hear?"
 Quoting: Wonkish


Kit Kats have the words "kit kat" imprinted into the chocolate......That robs you of chocolate!!!! That's a clever chocolate saving technique!
 Quoting: *Heisenberg*


Mitch Hedberg was genius.
in warm pursuit...
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09/21/2012 05:45 PM
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This thread

09/20/2012 16:55

your point is what exactly?
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Um, no one is going to eat a GPS tracker (I hope). They are not made of chocolate. So, no reason it'd make anyone sick. And if you got one and didn't want it, I feel pretty certain you could trade it for a regular candy bar.
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Hi-Fi Bug (GLP)

4 Royal Butlers yelling retards of the Queen !!!



lighten up girls ;-))
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The future is a Communist Chocolate Hellhole where everyone gets free Kit-Kats!

Idol1
 Quoting: AGC


"They increased the chocolate rations didn't ya hear?"
 Quoting: Wonkish


Kit Kats have the words "kit kat" imprinted into the chocolate......That robs you of chocolate!!!! That's a clever chocolate saving technique!
 Quoting: *Heisenberg*


Mitch Hedberg was genius.
 Quoting: Truthache


One of my favs!

There is a poster on here named Dr. Acula

Everytime I see him I think of Mitch
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Damn, now no more candy either.
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Jesus christ! How the hell do you get mark of the beast form this?!
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This thread

09/20/2012 16:55

your point is what exactly?
 Quoting: Wonkish


I fucked up and posted it a 2ed time.
Spirituality is the opposite of religion, religion is a substitute for spirituality. Spirituality is a direct connection to Creator The Most high. Love Not Fear!
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
£10,000 for five fingers?

Even in these times that"s a good deal.
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09/21/2012 06:09 PM
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
I just had one
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Wow, fact stranger than fiction at times.

This is something I wouldn't even believe if I didn't see the link
everything in its right place
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
Remember when Coke put actual money inside their cans with highly chlorinated water? It was a New Kids On The Block promotion where you would open the can and the money would spring up. That didn't turn out well for them when the spring apparatus failed and someone drank the nasty water. I predict a similar poor outcome for this promo,like the Kit Kat prize patrol showing at the guy's home unannounced and getting blown away at the door or someone breaking their crown on the GPS tracker and suing.
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you fuckin retards, some packets will contain a gps tracker INSTEAD of chocolate bar!!!

its not some hidden gps tracker inside the chocolate.
your a bunch of complete morons!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19769991


IT'S MORAN YOU DUMBSHIT!
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09/21/2012 07:26 PM
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seriously I just watched an episode of king of the hill where Dale was going on and on about conspiracies and stuff

one was about the government putting GPS trackers in our cheese...

he was also talking about how Hank was now part of the Beast bc he had bad credit...

then 10 mins later I find this thread... haha
 Quoting: djmasey25


yea i saw that episode too,i used to think dale was crazy he knows hat he's talking about damned
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Re: Want to take the 'mark of the beast?' | Eat a kit kat!
I have a really fast digestive system, how will they find me? Does this mean I have to not flush till they get here if I ate the winning bar and it all passes thru?

Then again, knowing my system and foreign objects, it might make me constipated.
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All women will take the mark in their chocolate. Just like Eve ate the apple.
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No way Wonka would never do something like this...had to be that sleezey Slugworth.
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"When the would-be snacker pulls a tab to open the wrapper, the GPS device will turn on, which will notify the company. Then a “prize team” will locate this person within 24 hours and hand him or her a check for £10,000 (about $16,000)."

REALLY DUMB BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE THROW AWAY THE WRAPPERS. THEY ARE OFFERING MONEY SO THAT PEOPLE DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GPS TRACKING SATANIC BULLSHIT.. BUYING THEM OFF.
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Awww hells bells I almost bought today. WTF. are you serious.I can only imagine what else those evil MFers will come up with next. You heard it first on GLP. I guess I should check this site before I put anything in my mouth.God help us all.
 Quoting: lou la belle 2328655


it's UK, I think we're still okay here.
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LMAO !!!! Hahahahah

If they take too long to find the winners, they will be tracking down septic tanks and major sewer farms to clean and make water drinkable again after it if recycled from being sewer water!!

Hahahahahahaha!

cruise
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Store owners will find them before they hit the shelves.

7up hid 100 keys for a new car sweep steaks years ago in fake pop cans; the winning key never left the factory the way it was intended.

Forgot to mention the keys were for a car!

Last Edited by Chrit on 09/22/2012 12:19 AM
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