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Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2012 10:05 PM
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Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!!
So I'm a stucky (fat) white guy here in America.

Went to a French resort in Mexico and learned to use a bidet.

I loved it!!

Nice to simply dry yourself off and be clean as you can possibly be down there.

So I get home and order a "add a bidet."

This new system works better than the French model.

Here's my question:
When this thing is turned all the way up it puts out enough pressure to actually send water BACK INSIDE my colon.

I immediately "evacuate" this water and actually feel cleaner than ever before.

Is this a NORMAL function of a bidet?
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09/20/2012 10:07 PM
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09/21/2012 04:47 AM
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the mighty Atom

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09/21/2012 04:51 AM
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Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!!
No!
G.Y.!B.E.
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09/21/2012 05:38 AM
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No, but if it provides a free colonic irrigation then what a bargain. My only concern is the splatter factor... :-)
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09/21/2012 06:22 AM
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maybe you just miss your boyfriends penis.
Manu-Koelbren

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09/21/2012 06:26 AM
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You ass must be very loose for the water to go in just because of the pressure, unless you're sticking the water hose inside your ass. Any of both ways it's not normal, but if it doesn't harm you and actually makes you cleaner i dont see the problem.
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09/21/2012 06:38 AM
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Re: Serious question about bidets.... Use clean language!!
use that thing responsibly, it's not a freakin toy
Cave Johnson
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09/21/2012 06:43 AM

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5*'s and suggest pin.
'It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.'
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09/21/2012 06:49 AM
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It starts like that!!!

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