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This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time

 
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09/20/2012 11:33 PM
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This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
No matter how much I fart and or Burp it keeps my stomach like a giant balloon.. fuk it
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09/20/2012 11:42 PM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
try not eating anything with gluten for a few weeks
no bread, no wheat...really, just an experiment, see if you feel better
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09/20/2012 11:48 PM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
Try a standard Probiotic first (any basic brand) and it should help some.

I had similar issues which landed me in a hospital and caused my stomach not to be able to get B-12 from my food, which led to other issues (and I am only in my mid 30s)- Probiotics helped a bit but I had to experiment to find the right ones.
Turns out I had a Candita (spelling?) yeast infection- Found some probiotics used to treat the yeast and six mionths later I am good as new.
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09/20/2012 11:50 PM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
drink apple cider vinegar and eat papaya everyday.
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09/20/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
Would it be racist to suggest it's probabaly the beans?
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09/20/2012 11:57 PM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
Would it be racist to suggest it's probabaly the beans?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24147682


Yea layoff the enchalada ,refried beans and spicy taco for change
They say cream rises to the top
Sometimes shit floats to the top as well
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09/21/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
Yeh with the wheat, try eliminating all wheat and see if that helps. If it doesn't try eliminating all dairy. Lactose intolerance can cause bloating and gas.

If you don't want to eliminate all dairy, try a switch to goat's milk and cheese rather than cow's. Some who can't tolerate cow's milk products can tolerate goat's milk.

For the gas itself, add a little grated fresh ginger root to what you're eating. It will help blast the gas right out of your system faster. :)
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09/21/2012 12:20 AM

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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
a really awesome parasite cleanse followed by a probiotic...

best cleanse available.. you will freak at the stuff you will eliminate.

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09/21/2012 12:21 AM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
Eating slower could help too.
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09/21/2012 12:24 AM

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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
In an emergency one quarter teaspoon bicarb of soda like Arm & Hammer in half a glass of water should neutralize it.
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09/21/2012 12:31 AM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
No matter how much I fart and or Burp it keeps my stomach like a giant balloon.. fuk it
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Are you fucking serious?



I've been suffering from this same shit for about a week. I stopped eating because it's making me feel even shittier.

That's so goddamned weird. It's so uncomfortable.
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09/21/2012 12:36 AM
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evolution no need for phood any more
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Buy you some Beano. It will help, then watch what you eat.
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09/21/2012 05:18 AM
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Stop eating so much darn beans
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09/21/2012 05:19 AM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
Eat some burnt toast.
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09/21/2012 05:23 AM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
Gas x, probiotic supplements, and carrots. Like, just eat raw carrots as a snack. It helps you get some nutrition and they're easy to eat a few at a time throughout the day. Otherwise, change up your diet. At least temporarily, something is irritating the situation. Most likely culprits are what people have already stated, plus sugar and meat. Yes, I realize I have covered most foods. Think about what things break down into as you digest them.
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09/21/2012 05:30 AM
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You need to stimulate your bowels, but not too much. Best way is a warm bath, you will fart like mad but it will empty you of wind. Also the warm water helps the air molecules in your bowel become slightpy more active making it expel. I know this as i have crohns and suffer from trapped wind a lot.
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09/21/2012 06:00 AM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
No matter how much I fart and or Burp it keeps my stomach like a giant balloon.. fuk it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24097611


Go wheat free for 2 weeks, stay away from all wheat products for two weeks. GMO puffed my belly constantly......try, if no help, go back to wheat. My wife is a genius. hf
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09/21/2012 06:03 AM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
pancreatin with every meal. clear it up in a few days
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09/21/2012 08:56 AM
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You need to get a simple blood test for a bacteria known as H pylori. It is treated with antbiotics. Search it and you will see how dangerous this bacteria can be, but what you describe is one of the symptoms.

It also could be your gall bladder going bad, or just gastritis.
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09/21/2012 09:42 AM
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Re: This gas inside my stomach is driving me nuts DOOM Bloaded all da time
adapt your diet, and see what works for you. but if it's a sudden condition...


evolution no need for phood any more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2391560

don't know, but a lot people don't seem to have any need for food - but they all live on soda.

Eat some burnt toast.
 Quoting: Cahill

and this; the charcoal will do you good.

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