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I've been constipated for the past couple of days... but tonight I finally pooped. It wasn't one of my better poops, but it was sufficient. About 4 or 5 just larger than rabbit turds and the most perfect shade of poo poo brown. I'm so proud of myself grinning
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I`m so proud of you verysad Come here for a hug hugs
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not really. but i love to laugh no matter what. i was cracking up the ER team when i broke my neck
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thats funny ...and a good quality but i know the price that humor comes with
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i took a loopy pill, im heading to zzzzzzz land soon.
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well i understand hope you feel better soon whats a loopy pill anyway
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pain meds. i miss seroquel. that was a good pill
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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I've been constipated for the past couple of days... but tonight I finally pooped. It wasn't one of my better poops, but it was sufficient. About 4 or 5 just larger than rabbit turds and the most perfect shade of poo poo brown. I'm so proud of myself grinning
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now that there is worth sharing my friend...glad evrything came out right...but your ass is happy now
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I just KNEW you guys would be proud of me too! I swear... y'all are better than my real family... they just don't "get" me cheers
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i was a daycare teacher. You learn to applaud poopies. Plus I had a bad injury recently. I couldnt poop for like a week n a half. I could fart, which just pissed me off. How is it fair the poop wont come out but the fart could squeeze around? Poop is fun
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rofl...
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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thats funny ...and a good quality but i know the price that humor comes with
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i took a loopy pill, im heading to zzzzzzz land soon.
 Quoting: Qarley


well i understand hope you feel better soon whats a loopy pill anyway
 Quoting: lucifer9


pain meds. i miss seroquel. that was a good pill
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i guess so i know it helps in jail....sleep it away
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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Wholy shit! Thank You!

I was waaaay too deep there for a second...

You've literatally saved me...

All of you, in a way, Many more than Others.

So Thanks...

There's so much I want to say....

So much to talk about...

The beginning has always been the hardest part for me... hehe, in writing or anything, really...

So, for Elle, who's chillin with good vibes flowin, The OP, Everyone really, and for the waiting..

afro


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now that there is worth sharing my friend...glad evrything came out right...but your ass is happy now
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I just KNEW you guys would be proud of me too! I swear... y'all are better than my real family... they just don't "get" me cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


i was a daycare teacher. You learn to applaud poopies. Plus I had a bad injury recently. I couldnt poop for like a week n a half. I could fart, which just pissed me off. How is it fair the poop wont come out but the fart could squeeze around? Poop is fun
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rofl...
 Quoting: lucifer9


dont laugh this is serious shit......ohno
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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09/22/2012 12:48 AM

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Wholy shit! Thank You!

I was waaaay too deep there for a second...

You've literatally saved me...

All of you, in a way, Many more than Others.

So Thanks...

There's so much I want to say....

So much to talk about...

The beginning has always been the hardest part for me... hehe, in writing or anything, really...

So, for Elle, who's chillin with good vibes flowin, The OP, Everyone really, and for the waiting..

afro



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hf for you dark stranger
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Wholy shit! Thank You!

I was waaaay too deep there for a second...

You've literatally saved me...

All of you, in a way, Many more than Others.

So Thanks...

There's so much I want to say....

So much to talk about...

The beginning has always been the hardest part for me... hehe, in writing or anything, really...

So, for Elle, who's chillin with good vibes flowin, The OP, Everyone really, and for the waiting..

afro



 Quoting: Dark Stranger 3003754


well thank you i guess all we did was create space...you chose....welcome and feel free to share
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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I`m about to do this butt to my drunken psyhco neighbour scheming
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please do and tell us how it goes...please
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Hahaha I will. This guy is a freak. Doesn`t take his meds and just drinks, passes out then throws up 24/7. Day in day out. Revenge will be mine rockon
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I just KNEW you guys would be proud of me too! I swear... y'all are better than my real family... they just don't "get" me cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


i was a daycare teacher. You learn to applaud poopies. Plus I had a bad injury recently. I couldnt poop for like a week n a half. I could fart, which just pissed me off. How is it fair the poop wont come out but the fart could squeeze around? Poop is fun
 Quoting: Qarley


rofl...
 Quoting: lucifer9


dont laugh this is serious shit......ohno
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ooops sorry....bust out laughing
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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09/22/2012 12:51 AM
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I`m about to do this butt to my drunken psyhco neighbour scheming
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please do and tell us how it goes...please
 Quoting: lucifer9


Hahaha I will. This guy is a freak. Doesn`t take his meds and just drinks, passes out then throws up 24/7. Day in day out. Revenge will be mine rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


hell yeah woooo thats is going to be awesome
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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damn right now thats music
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
Qarley

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I`m about to do this butt to my drunken psyhco neighbour scheming
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please do and tell us how it goes...please
 Quoting: lucifer9


Hahaha I will. This guy is a freak. Doesn`t take his meds and just drinks, passes out then throws up 24/7. Day in day out. Revenge will be mine rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


i had a downstairs neighbor like that, we put gay support stickers all over his truck and dog poop under his trucks door handle. Well i guess i was just an accessory, normally i dont condone revenge
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Wholy shit! Thank You!

I was waaaay too deep there for a second...

You've literatally saved me...

All of you, in a way, Many more than Others.

So Thanks...

There's so much I want to say....

So much to talk about...

The beginning has always been the hardest part for me... hehe, in writing or anything, really...

So, for Elle, who's chillin with good vibes flowin, The OP, Everyone really, and for the waiting..

afro



 Quoting: Dark Stranger 3003754


nice smooth song really enjoying it
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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I`m about to do this butt to my drunken psyhco neighbour scheming
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please do and tell us how it goes...please
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Hahaha I will. This guy is a freak. Doesn`t take his meds and just drinks, passes out then throws up 24/7. Day in day out. Revenge will be mine rockon
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What a nuisance chuckle
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Those wet moist towelette wipes make my ass itchy. As much as I like the way they clean my butt crack, I can’t use them.

When I am talking to a really hot chick I wonder if she really knows what I am thinking about.

Sometimes I think back to all the restaurant meals I ate that unknowingly contained semen.

I swear that I can see my dog smirk when I pick up his poop.

Not sure, maybe I’ll just kill myself.
It represents my belief in personal freedom and my sense of individuality.

What is this! Shitload of mashed potatoes day?
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I feel like crap. I am so depressed now and mad at myself I don't know what to do.
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i love you!blwkss
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thanks very much....
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09/22/2012 12:54 AM
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To my Beloved. All of you.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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09/22/2012 12:56 AM
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I feel like crap. I am so depressed now and mad at myself I don't know what to do.
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i love you!blwkss
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thanks very much....
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hugs thats a super duper special hug there. One of the kind where i wrap my leg around you in an inviting way. And i dont care if you are male or female. Take the hug baby, alll of the hug. Is it cloudy where you are, if not i suggest going out and gazing at that there stars and basking in their glory.smile_kiss
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Those wet moist towelette wipes make my ass itchy. As much as I like the way they clean my butt crack, I can’t use them.

When I am talking to a really hot chick I wonder if she really knows what I am thinking about.

Sometimes I think back to all the restaurant meals I ate that unknowingly contained semen.

I swear that I can see my dog smirk when I pick up his poop.

Not sure, maybe I’ll just kill myself.
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And how did that make you feel?
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09/22/2012 12:58 AM
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Those wet moist towelette wipes make my ass itchy. As much as I like the way they clean my butt crack, I can’t use them.

When I am talking to a really hot chick I wonder if she really knows what I am thinking about.

Sometimes I think back to all the restaurant meals I ate that unknowingly contained semen.

I swear that I can see my dog smirk when I pick up his poop.

Not sure, maybe I’ll just kill myself.
 Quoting: Stink Finger


no dont do that then you wont be able to share in the craziness we all are...so just join dont go tou will just come back anyway
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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I`m about to do this butt to my drunken psyhco neighbour scheming
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please do and tell us how it goes...please
 Quoting: lucifer9


Hahaha I will. This guy is a freak. Doesn`t take his meds and just drinks, passes out then throws up 24/7. Day in day out. Revenge will be mine rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


i had a downstairs neighbor like that, we put gay support stickers all over his truck and dog poop under his trucks door handle. Well i guess i was just an accessory, normally i dont condone revenge
 Quoting: Qarley


Now THAT is hardcore right there! drinks
Qarley

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09/22/2012 01:01 AM

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please do and tell us how it goes...please
 Quoting: lucifer9


Hahaha I will. This guy is a freak. Doesn`t take his meds and just drinks, passes out then throws up 24/7. Day in day out. Revenge will be mine rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


i had a downstairs neighbor like that, we put gay support stickers all over his truck and dog poop under his trucks door handle. Well i guess i was just an accessory, normally i dont condone revenge
 Quoting: Qarley


Now THAT is hardcore right there! drinks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


he pulled my laundry out of the washer and poured antifreeze all over. I was getting ready for work.. He deserved it. Also, when the landlord got foreclosed on , the lawyer served us both sets of papers(he was weird and never answered his door), we never gave him his.
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Hahaha I will. This guy is a freak. Doesn`t take his meds and just drinks, passes out then throws up 24/7. Day in day out. Revenge will be mine rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


i had a downstairs neighbor like that, we put gay support stickers all over his truck and dog poop under his trucks door handle. Well i guess i was just an accessory, normally i dont condone revenge
 Quoting: Qarley


Now THAT is hardcore right there! drinks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


he pulled my laundry out of the washer and poured antifreeze all over. I was getting ready for work.. He deserved it. Also, when the landlord got foreclosed on , the lawyer served us both sets of papers(he was weird and never answered his door), we never gave him his.
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hahaha
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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A good laugh is indeed in order! Some LEvity...



I've been cooped up too long guys. Gotta get out more. What's a guy do on a Friday night nowadays?
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is it wrong that the thread title of balls smelling like A1 sauce makes me hungry?
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Is it wrong that just gave me a chubby?

Just kidding(no I'm not)

hfafro
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A good laugh is indeed in order! Some LEvity...



I've been cooped up too long guys. Gotta get out more. What's a guy do on a Friday night nowadays?
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you see what were doing..hahaha
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.

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