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BooBooKitty

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I've been constipated for the past couple of days... but tonight I finally pooped. It wasn't one of my better poops, but it was sufficient. About 4 or 5 just larger than rabbit turds and the most perfect shade of poo poo brown. I'm so proud of myself grinning
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I`m so proud of you verysad Come here for a hug hugs
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This ^^^ GROUP HUG!!! grouphug
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is it wrong that the thread title of balls smelling like A1 sauce makes me hungry?
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Is it wrong that just gave me a chubby?

Just kidding(no I'm not)

hfafro
 Quoting: Rayrayz


oh thats funny, I am going to have to try steak sauce on balls now...one day..
I have had whisky dick... where the guy poured whisky on it. Now thats DRUNK LOVE!!!!
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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is it wrong that the thread title of balls smelling like A1 sauce makes me hungry?
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Is it wrong that just gave me a chubby?

Just kidding(no I'm not)

hfafro
 Quoting: Rayrayz


oh thats funny, I am going to have to try steak sauce on balls now...one day..
I have had whisky dick... where the guy poured whisky on it. Now thats DRUNK LOVE!!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


That's HOTTT!!!

hf
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A good laugh is indeed in order! Some LEvity...



I've been cooped up too long guys. Gotta get out more. What's a guy do on a Friday night nowadays?
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Depends on age. I believe most go out and get shit faced and end up taking a girl home based on the beer goggles.

Or you could hang with us right here :)

The choice is yours scheming
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is it wrong that the thread title of balls smelling like A1 sauce makes me hungry?
 Quoting: Qarley


Is it wrong that just gave me a chubby?

Just kidding(no I'm not)

hfafro
 Quoting: Rayrayz


oh thats funny, I am going to have to try steak sauce on balls now...one day..
I have had whisky dick... where the guy poured whisky on it. Now thats DRUNK LOVE!!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


That's HOTTT!!!

hf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


no it wasnt fire whisky, i hate cinnamonamenamen.... Sour mash
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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09/22/2012 01:08 AM
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A good laugh is indeed in order! Some LEvity...



I've been cooped up too long guys. Gotta get out more. What's a guy do on a Friday night nowadays?
 Quoting: Dark Stranger 3003754


Depends on age. I believe most go out and get shit faced and end up taking a girl home based on the beer goggles.

Or you could hang with us right here :)

The choice is yours scheming
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


I fuckin knew it hahaha..fuck
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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I've been constipated for the past couple of days... but tonight I finally pooped. It wasn't one of my better poops, but it was sufficient. About 4 or 5 just larger than rabbit turds and the most perfect shade of poo poo brown. I'm so proud of myself grinning
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


I`m so proud of you verysad Come here for a hug hugs
 Quoting: Qarley


This ^^^ GROUP HUG!!! grouphug
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


FOCK I love GLPers smile_hear
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09/22/2012 01:09 AM
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I`m so proud of you verysad Come here for a hug hugs
 Quoting: Qarley


This ^^^ GROUP HUG!!! grouphug
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


FOCK I love GLPers smile_hear
 Quoting: BooBooKitty


yes and we Fucking love you....
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
Qarley

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I`m so proud of you verysad Come here for a hug hugs
 Quoting: Qarley


This ^^^ GROUP HUG!!! grouphug
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


FOCK I love GLPers smile_hear
 Quoting: BooBooKitty


I only speak for myself but i love you too,
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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09/22/2012 01:10 AM

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Is it wrong that just gave me a chubby?

Just kidding(no I'm not)

hfafro
 Quoting: Rayrayz


oh thats funny, I am going to have to try steak sauce on balls now...one day..
I have had whisky dick... where the guy poured whisky on it. Now thats DRUNK LOVE!!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


That's HOTTT!!!

hf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


no it wasnt fire whisky, i hate cinnamonamenamen.... Sour mash
 Quoting: Qarley


Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?
Qarley

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09/22/2012 01:11 AM

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oh thats funny, I am going to have to try steak sauce on balls now...one day..
I have had whisky dick... where the guy poured whisky on it. Now thats DRUNK LOVE!!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


That's HOTTT!!!

hf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


no it wasnt fire whisky, i hate cinnamonamenamen.... Sour mash
 Quoting: Qarley


Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?
 Quoting: Rayrayz


is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
Qarley

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09/22/2012 01:12 AM

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i hope my mom doesnt read this one.........
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
BooBooKitty

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09/22/2012 01:14 AM

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This ^^^ GROUP HUG!!! grouphug
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24149514


FOCK I love GLPers smile_hear
 Quoting: BooBooKitty


I only speak for myself but i love you too,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


AWWWWW I love you guys too! hf
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09/22/2012 01:14 AM
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banana2

Hahahaha

The space is definatly here...

mmm A-1 and Steak... I'm feeling fed in the past hour or so...

Feels nice...

Before that, an instatiable hunger...



I'm a BIG Volta Fan.
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09/22/2012 01:16 AM

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That's HOTTT!!!

hf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


no it wasnt fire whisky, i hate cinnamonamenamen.... Sour mash
 Quoting: Qarley


Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?
 Quoting: Rayrayz


is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


I will make a full breakfast with scrambled eggs/omelets, bacon and hash browns...after the tongue bath.

lol!

I'll stop this talk now.

much lovehf
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09/22/2012 01:16 AM
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banana2

Hahahaha

The space is definatly here...

mmm A-1 and Steak... I'm feeling fed in the past hour or so...

Feels nice...

Before that, an instatiable hunger...



I'm a BIG Volta Fan.
 Quoting: Dark Stranger 3003754


hahaha you got that right...
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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09/22/2012 01:17 AM
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Around our nation's capital
There's a freeway 8 lanes wide
White concrete ringed around the city
For those who want inside
Get on get off
Ignore everything to the sides
In your midst I drive
While homeboys in the back of the van make drugs

Wanna hide something like a crack lab
Just put it in plain sight
Only stop to refuel and unload
More poison to tear more lives apart
Gang wars like never before
Better lock your doors, buy some guns
And pray (prey?) for martial law

On the Washington D.C. Beltway
Around and around I go
In the black van with no windows
And a chimney puffing smoke
Bloody headlines in the news each day
Drug "crisis" everywhere
So much comes in so easy
It's as though someone wants it there

It would be a little obvious
To fence off all the slums
Hand out machine guns
To the poor in the projects
And watch 'em kill each other off
A more subtle genocide is when
The only hope for the young
Is to join the Army and slowly die
Wall Street or Crack Dealer Avenue
The last roads left to the American Dream

Wall Street or Crack Dealer Avenue
Wall Street or Crack Dealer Avenue
Only on road leads to this neighborhood
Little kids wanna sell drugs when they grow up

The folks might get just a little upset
If they knew where that dope comes from
From Columbia to the Contras
To our Air Force bases, where we trade it for guns
The moral equivalent of a serial killer
And his CIA friends
Call the shots from the White House
But now that we own the media too
Those stories just aren't run
On the Washington D.C. Beltway, 'round and 'round I go
In a black van with no windows, and a chimney puffing smoke
Some gang that ran smack in Viet Nam
Ain't got no reason to fear
Just get a Vice President so dumb
The crook at the top never gets impeached

That sure was easy wasn't it?
That sure was easy wasn't it?
More crack-more panic-moe cops-more jails

You see emergency-total war
You see emergency-total war
You see a black face-you see a crackhead
You see a black face-you see a crackhead
You see a black face-you see Willie Horton with a knife
You see Willie Horton with a knife

You see one Willie Horton you've seen them all
They're everywhere, I know
You asked for it, you've got it
Drug suspects have no rights at all
Property seized and sold before trial
Labor camps-on American soil! ?
Neo-Nazi bootboys
That the cops never seem to arrest
Prowl neighborhoods with baseball bats
Why now? Why do they get so much press... ?

Mein Kampf-the mini series
Ollie North-"patriotic" hero
The leader for tomorrow is yours today
Finally gotcha psyched for a police state

On the Washington D.C. Beltway
Around and around I go
In a black van with no windows
And a chimney puffing smoke
My van's a mobile oven now
That burns the bodies you never see
Just like in Chile or Guatemala
People just seem to disappear

Just like Rome
We fell asleep when we got spoiled
Ignore human rights in the rest of the world
Ya might just lose your own

As the noose of narco-militarism
Tightens 'round your necks

We worry about burning flags
And pee in jars at work
To keep our jobs

But if someone came for you one night
And dragged you away
Do you really think your neighbors
Would even care...

Ollie for president, he'll get things done!
Ollie for president, he'll get things done!
Ollie for president, he'll get things done!
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no it wasnt fire whisky, i hate cinnamonamenamen.... Sour mash
 Quoting: Qarley


Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?
 Quoting: Rayrayz


is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


I will make a full breakfast with scrambled eggs/omelets, bacon and hash browns...after the tongue bath.

lol!

I'll stop this talk now.

much lovehf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


love right back at ya, it was fun while it lasted. Have a wonderfull night/day week year. I really am hungry now. I want waffle house
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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09/22/2012 01:18 AM

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Whisky Dick, A1, Testicles, Feces, Depression and drunken confessions of love...... I love GLP!!
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Qarley

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Whisky Dick, A1, Testicles, Feces, Depression and drunken confessions of love...... I love GLP!!
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now that combo is a great party! what bar offers that?
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?
 Quoting: Rayrayz


is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


I will make a full breakfast with scrambled eggs/omelets, bacon and hash browns...after the tongue bath.

lol!

I'll stop this talk now.

much lovehf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


love right back at ya, it was fun while it lasted. Have a wonderfull night/day week year. I really am hungry now. I want waffle house
 Quoting: Qarley

Mmmmmm waffle house :) I miss it.. we don't have any out here :(
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Whisky Dick, A1, Testicles, Feces, Depression and drunken confessions of love...... I love GLP!!
 Quoting: BooBooKitty


lol It's where I've always "belonged"
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Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?
 Quoting: Rayrayz


is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


I will make a full breakfast with scrambled eggs/omelets, bacon and hash browns...after the tongue bath.

lol!

I'll stop this talk now.

much lovehf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


love right back at ya, it was fun while it lasted. Have a wonderfull night/day week year. I really am hungry now. I want waffle house
 Quoting: Qarley


we used to go there all the time after leaving a party or bar some of the best food when drunk for sure and it helped it was open 24/7
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
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no it wasnt fire whisky, i hate cinnamonamenamen.... Sour mash
 Quoting: Qarley


Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?
 Quoting: Rayrayz


is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


I will make a full breakfast with scrambled eggs/omelets, bacon and hash browns...after the tongue bath.

lol!

I'll stop this talk now.

much lovehf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


scared JALAPENOS AND SEX DO NOT MIX!!! abomb
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is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


I will make a full breakfast with scrambled eggs/omelets, bacon and hash browns...after the tongue bath.

lol!

I'll stop this talk now.

much lovehf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


love right back at ya, it was fun while it lasted. Have a wonderfull night/day week year. I really am hungry now. I want waffle house
 Quoting: Qarley

Mmmmmm waffle house :) I miss it.. we don't have any out here :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


huddle house?
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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09/22/2012 01:21 AM
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Whisky Dick, A1, Testicles, Feces, Depression and drunken confessions of love...... I love GLP!!
 Quoting: BooBooKitty


lol It's where I've always "belonged"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


yes gotta love it
Unity is our greatest ally..
For this is the way we will rise out of the ashes that is sure to come...

I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.

7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart think so; but it is in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
Qarley

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09/22/2012 01:21 AM

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Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?
 Quoting: Rayrayz


is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!
 Quoting: Qarley


I will make a full breakfast with scrambled eggs/omelets, bacon and hash browns...after the tongue bath.

lol!

I'll stop this talk now.

much lovehf
 Quoting: Rayrayz


scared JALAPENOS AND SEX DO NOT MIX!!! abomb
 Quoting: Dark Stranger 3003754


eat the jalapenos during sex. DO NOT HAVE SEX AFTER EATING JALAPENOS
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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Whisky Dick, A1, Testicles, Feces, Depression and drunken confessions of love...... I love GLP!!
 Quoting: BooBooKitty


now that combo is a great party! what bar offers that?
 Quoting: Qarley


I can make that...If I have eggs and bacon...and taters.

and some butter and whole milk.
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Whisky Dick, A1, Testicles, Feces, Depression and drunken confessions of love...... I love GLP!!
 Quoting: BooBooKitty


lol It's where I've always "belonged"
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AMEN!
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-Benjamin Franklin
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Whisky Dick, A1, Testicles, Feces, Depression and drunken confessions of love...... I love GLP!!
 Quoting: BooBooKitty


lol It's where I've always "belonged"
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Hehehe peace

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