Take a breath and

This ^^^ GROUP HUG!!!

oh thats funny, I am going to have to try steak sauce on balls now...one day..
I have had whisky dick... where the guy poured whisky on it. Now thats DRUNK LOVE!!!!

That's HOTTT!!!

Depends on age. I believe most go out and get shit faced and end up taking a girl home based on the beer goggles.

Or you could hang with us right here :)

The choice is yours

no it wasnt fire whisky, i hate cinnamonamenamen.... Sour mash

I fuckin knew it hahaha..fuck

FOCK I love GLPers

yes and we Fucking love you....

I only speak for myself but i love you too,

Hmmmmm....How about the heavy alchohol drinking first... then the AI and Tabasco sauce on the nutz?

is it possible to be thirsty, hungry and horny at the same time, throw on some scarmbled eggs with jalapenos and IM IN!!!

i hope my mom doesnt read this one.........

AWWWWW I love you guys too!

Hahahaha

The space is definatly here...

mmm A-1 and Steak... I'm feeling fed in the past hour or so...

Feels nice...

Before that, an instatiable hunger...



I'm a BIG Volta Fan.

I will make a full breakfast with scrambled eggs/omelets, bacon and hash browns...after the tongue bath.

lol!

I'll stop this talk now.

much love

hahaha you got that right...

Around our nation's capital
There's a freeway 8 lanes wide
White concrete ringed around the city
For those who want inside
Get on get off
Ignore everything to the sides
In your midst I drive
While homeboys in the back of the van make drugs

Wanna hide something like a crack lab
Just put it in plain sight
Only stop to refuel and unload
More poison to tear more lives apart
Gang wars like never before
Better lock your doors, buy some guns
And pray (prey?) for martial law

On the Washington D.C. Beltway
Around and around I go
In the black van with no windows
And a chimney puffing smoke
Bloody headlines in the news each day
Drug "crisis" everywhere
So much comes in so easy
It's as though someone wants it there

It would be a little obvious
To fence off all the slums
Hand out machine guns
To the poor in the projects
And watch 'em kill each other off
A more subtle genocide is when
The only hope for the young
Is to join the Army and slowly die
Wall Street or Crack Dealer Avenue
The last roads left to the American Dream

Wall Street or Crack Dealer Avenue
Wall Street or Crack Dealer Avenue
Only on road leads to this neighborhood
Little kids wanna sell drugs when they grow up

The folks might get just a little upset
If they knew where that dope comes from
From Columbia to the Contras
To our Air Force bases, where we trade it for guns
The moral equivalent of a serial killer
And his CIA friends
Call the shots from the White House
But now that we own the media too
Those stories just aren't run
On the Washington D.C. Beltway, 'round and 'round I go
In a black van with no windows, and a chimney puffing smoke
Some gang that ran smack in Viet Nam
Ain't got no reason to fear
Just get a Vice President so dumb
The crook at the top never gets impeached

That sure was easy wasn't it?
That sure was easy wasn't it?
More crack-more panic-moe cops-more jails

You see emergency-total war
You see emergency-total war
You see a black face-you see a crackhead
You see a black face-you see a crackhead
You see a black face-you see Willie Horton with a knife
You see Willie Horton with a knife

You see one Willie Horton you've seen them all
They're everywhere, I know
You asked for it, you've got it
Drug suspects have no rights at all
Property seized and sold before trial
Labor camps-on American soil! ?
Neo-Nazi bootboys
That the cops never seem to arrest
Prowl neighborhoods with baseball bats
Why now? Why do they get so much press... ?

Mein Kampf-the mini series
Ollie North-"patriotic" hero
The leader for tomorrow is yours today
Finally gotcha psyched for a police state

On the Washington D.C. Beltway
Around and around I go
In a black van with no windows
And a chimney puffing smoke
My van's a mobile oven now
That burns the bodies you never see
Just like in Chile or Guatemala
People just seem to disappear

Just like Rome
We fell asleep when we got spoiled
Ignore human rights in the rest of the world
Ya might just lose your own

As the noose of narco-militarism
Tightens 'round your necks

We worry about burning flags
And pee in jars at work
To keep our jobs

But if someone came for you one night
And dragged you away
Do you really think your neighbors
Would even care...

Ollie for president, he'll get things done!
Ollie for president, he'll get things done!
Ollie for president, he'll get things done!

love right back at ya, it was fun while it lasted. Have a wonderfull night/day week year. I really am hungry now. I want waffle house

Whisky Dick, A1, Testicles, Feces, Depression and drunken confessions of love...... I love GLP!!

now that combo is a great party! what bar offers that?

Mmmmmm waffle house :) I miss it.. we don't have any out here :(

It's where I've always "belonged"

we used to go there all the time after leaving a party or bar some of the best food when drunk for sure and it helped it was open 24/7

JALAPENOS AND SEX DO NOT MIX!!!

huddle house?

yes gotta love it

eat the jalapenos during sex. DO NOT HAVE SEX AFTER EATING JALAPENOS

I can make that...If I have eggs and bacon...and taters.

and some butter and whole milk.

AMEN!

Hehehe