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God And Satan Are The Ancient Alien Commanders Of Uneartly Civilizations

 
mike
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09/22/2012 10:20 AM
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God And Satan Are The Ancient Alien Commanders Of Uneartly Civilizations
God and Satan,the ancient alien commanders of benevolent and malevolent civilizations of superior beings from another galaxy,or another dimension,or another time,who waged atomic wars upon the prehistoric earth they invaded, which destroyed most of the dinosaurs and caused a nuclear winter which resulted in another ice age and the evil aliens emerged victorious,destroyed atlantis,hijacked this planet,genetically altered humanity and enslaved our souls and the moon is their death star interstellar battleship they drove here and positioned into orbit so long ago...
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09/22/2012 10:22 AM
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09/22/2012 10:46 AM
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yes pretty much sums it up.
mike (OP)
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09/22/2012 12:53 PM
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yes pretty much sums it up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23961545
The theories and possible ideas within my short opening post can be elaborated upon and an entire book could be written about them...
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09/22/2012 01:21 PM
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You are 90% correct. Good thread!
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09/22/2012 01:30 PM
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Why would they need to destroy the earth with nuclear weapons? Surely an advanced species able to traverse the stars would have much cleaner methods of destruction that wouldn't harm the environment?
mike (OP)
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09/23/2012 07:28 AM
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Why would they need to destroy the earth with nuclear weapons? Surely an advanced species able to traverse the stars would have much cleaner methods of destruction that wouldn't harm the environment?
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They were not trying to destroy the earth with nuclear weapons,they were trying to annihilate eachother...

just like we seem to never be able to stop doing to eachother and to the animals and to the enviornment...

maybe the ancient alien space commanders we call god and satan invaded earth for gold which may be very rare and much needed by aliens in other solar sysyems?

and the benevolent race ruled by god already had a base set up on earth that we call the garden of eden and they were attacked by a malevolent race of alien invaders led by satan...

the evil alien warrior king and his army of demons who won those ancient battles,destroyed gods eden and turned it into hell,hijacked earth and enslaved genetically altered humanity...

and here and now we are assaulted from every angle telling us about "sell your gold! "get quick cash now!

I wonder if any of the humans who have been abducted and returned by aliens were missing any gold from their bodies and their houses? and the entire abduction scenario was an alien deception implanted into their minds that never really happened...
chipper
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and chipper really is a talking dog,son of nipper the rca dog,who returned to present time by using the montauk chair at camp hero.

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