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Atheists are the dumbest motherf*ckers on the planet

 
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Atheists are the dumbest motherf*ckers on the planet
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.


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Magically is actually a very theist idea, not atheist, but whatever.

If it makes you feel superior, go ahead.
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Who created God, OP? Oh, that's right... He just magically appeared.

LOL jerkit
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there ain't no fricking God. face it. and learn to live with it.
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Re: Atheists are the dumbest motherf*ckers on the planet
Who created God, OP? Oh, that's right... He just magically appeared.

LOL jerkit
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No one created God. God was.

God is the Creator. Everything else is created.
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Who created God, OP? Oh, that's right... He just magically appeared.

LOL jerkit
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No one created God. God was.

God is the Creator. Everything else is created.
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What evidence do you have that supports this?
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Who created God, OP? Oh, that's right... He just magically appeared.

LOL jerkit
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No one created God. God was.

God is the Creator. Everything else is created.
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lmao So something CAN come from nothing? Interesting.
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Who created God, OP? Oh, that's right... He just magically appeared.

LOL jerkit
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No one created God. God was.

God is the Creator. Everything else is created.
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lmao So something CAN come from nothing? Interesting.
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It's Magical, isn't it?
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Who created God, OP? Oh, that's right... He just magically appeared.

LOL jerkit
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No one created God. God was.

God is the Creator. Everything else is created.
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What evidence do you have that supports this?
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Shut the fuck up. What evidence do you have that doesn't support it?
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Lol and you believe some mystical supreme being just conjured everything out of thin air.

Dumb fuck
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The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.


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THIS!!!
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Who created God, OP? Oh, that's right... He just magically appeared.

LOL jerkit
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No one created God. God was.

God is the Creator. Everything else is created.
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What evidence do you have that supports this?
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Shut the fuck up. What evidence do you have that doesn't support it?
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Science. And what's your evidence? A fucking book?
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I wouldn't call them dumb, rather they are very arrogant.
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Shut the fuck up. What evidence do you have that doesn't support it?
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Thousands upon thousands of theories that give you explanations for all kinds of questions that religions don't offer the slightest answer for...
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You pig atheists are about to experience the wrath of Jesus! You filthy abomonations of satan will writhe in pain for eternity while we sit with God and laugh.
He has given you a chance and you refuse to bow down and kiss His mighty ass! Burn!
Come quickly Lord Jesus and take us away from the scum!!!
Praise Jesus!
Mighty is His name, Glory is His game!
Yeeeeehashuaaaaaaaaaa!
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You pig atheists are about to experience the wrath of Jesus! You filthy abomonations of satan will writhe in pain for eternity while we sit with God and laugh.
He has given you a chance and you refuse to bow down and kiss His mighty ass! Burn!
Come quickly Lord Jesus and take us away from the scum!!!
Praise Jesus!
Mighty is His name, Glory is His game!
Yeeeeehashuaaaaaaaaaa!
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How fitting you are from an apartheid country... rofl
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You pig atheists are about to experience the wrath of Jesus! You filthy abomonations of satan will writhe in pain for eternity while we sit with God and laugh.
He has given you a chance and you refuse to bow down and kiss His mighty ass! Burn!
Come quickly Lord Jesus and take us away from the scum!!!
Praise Jesus!
Mighty is His name, Glory is His game!
Yeeeeehashuaaaaaaaaaa!
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Lol you sound like a muslim
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You pig atheists are about to experience the wrath of Jesus! You filthy abomonations of satan will writhe in pain for eternity while we sit with God and laugh.
He has given you a chance and you refuse to bow down and kiss His mighty ass! Burn!
Come quickly Lord Jesus and take us away from the scum!!!
Praise Jesus!
Mighty is His name, Glory is His game!
Yeeeeehashuaaaaaaaaaa!
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Lol you sound like a muslim
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Just an atheist playing dress up ;-)
That's the kind of shit some christians actually say...minus perhaps the ass kissing lol
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No one created God. God was.

God is the Creator. Everything else is created.
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What evidence do you have that supports this?
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Shut the fuck up. What evidence do you have that doesn't support it?
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Science. And what's your evidence? A fucking book?
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Science? Hahahahahaha, you a fucking scientist or something?

Ok scientist, answer me this? What happens to fat cells when people lose weight?

My point is science never proves shit. Even simple things like weight loss are not able to be explained by science. People know how to lose weight, but they can't explain what is happening to their bodies.

If you don't believe me, google.
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You pig atheists are about to experience the wrath of Jesus! You filthy abomonations of satan will writhe in pain for eternity while we sit with God and laugh.
He has given you a chance and you refuse to bow down and kiss His mighty ass! Burn!
Come quickly Lord Jesus and take us away from the scum!!!
Praise Jesus!
Mighty is His name, Glory is His game!
Yeeeeehashuaaaaaaaaaa!
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How fitting you are from an apartheid country... rofl
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Apartheid? Oh, you mean that thing that got abolished nearly 20 years ago. Actually you're right. The dark one's now discriminate against the white minority :-)
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What evidence do you have that supports this?
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Shut the fuck up. What evidence do you have that doesn't support it?
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Science. And what's your evidence? A fucking book?
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Science? Hahahahahaha, you a fucking scientist or something?

Ok scientist, answer me this? What happens to fat cells when people lose weight?

My point is science never proves shit. Even simple things like weight loss are not able to be explained by science. People know how to lose weight, but they can't explain what is happening to their bodies.

If you don't believe me, google.
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Lol, utterbsflag
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My point is science never proves shit.
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I wouldn't call them dumb, rather they are very arrogant.
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What evidence do you have that supports this?
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Shut the fuck up. What evidence do you have that doesn't support it?
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Science. And what's your evidence? A fucking book?
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Science? Hahahahahaha, you a fucking scientist or something?

Ok scientist, answer me this? What happens to fat cells when people lose weight?

My point is science never proves shit. Even simple things like weight loss are not able to be explained by science. People know how to lose weight, but they can't explain what is happening to their bodies.

If you don't believe me, google.
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At least science and scientists try to explain stuff. Christians verbally masturbate and fantasise over a love relationship with an invisible, silent zombie jew who lives in the sky somewhere. And we're stupid.
Stop and think about it. It's a fucking soap opera and you're like the od lady that can't stop watching.
As far as we're concerned, jesus, allah, thor, yahweh or whateber name you want to give old mister incredible doesn't exist. Period!
I know it's hard to understand given your peanut sized intellect...but be a good boy and try :-)
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Shut the fuck up. What evidence do you have that doesn't support it?
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Science. And what's your evidence? A fucking book?
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Science? Hahahahahaha, you a fucking scientist or something?

Ok scientist, answer me this? What happens to fat cells when people lose weight?

My point is science never proves shit. Even simple things like weight loss are not able to be explained by science. People know how to lose weight, but they can't explain what is happening to their bodies.

If you don't believe me, google.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24163455


At least science and scientists try to explain stuff. Christians verbally masturbate and fantasise over a love relationship with an invisible, silent zombie jew who lives in the sky somewhere. And we're stupid.
Stop and think about it. It's a fucking soap opera and you're like the od lady that can't stop watching.
As far as we're concerned, jesus, allah, thor, yahweh or whateber name you want to give old mister incredible doesn't exist. Period!
I know it's hard to understand given your peanut sized intellect...but be a good boy and try :-)
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Hey, God answered my prayer. I can't help it if you don't believe but one day you will. You will answer for every word spoken, every word typed, every deed done.
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Science. And what's your evidence? A fucking book?
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Science? Hahahahahaha, you a fucking scientist or something?

Ok scientist, answer me this? What happens to fat cells when people lose weight?

My point is science never proves shit. Even simple things like weight loss are not able to be explained by science. People know how to lose weight, but they can't explain what is happening to their bodies.

If you don't believe me, google.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24163455


At least science and scientists try to explain stuff. Christians verbally masturbate and fantasise over a love relationship with an invisible, silent zombie jew who lives in the sky somewhere. And we're stupid.
Stop and think about it. It's a fucking soap opera and you're like the od lady that can't stop watching.
As far as we're concerned, jesus, allah, thor, yahweh or whateber name you want to give old mister incredible doesn't exist. Period!
I know it's hard to understand given your peanut sized intellect...but be a good boy and try :-)
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Hey, God answered my prayer. I can't help it if you don't believe but one day you will. You will answer for every word spoken, every word typed, every deed done.
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No I won't matey. And I'll answer for every word? Well add this then...
Fuck jesus, fuck yahweh, fuck allah, fuck muhammad, fuck satan, fuck, thor, fuck odin, fuck zeus and appollo, fuck every 'god' and the lightning bolt they rode in on.
You're a typical brainwashed little punk and telling me what I'll be held accountable for is a fucking laugh.
Now go and play jebuz elsewhere! :-)
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Science? Hahahahahaha, you a fucking scientist or something?

Ok scientist, answer me this? What happens to fat cells when people lose weight?

My point is science never proves shit. Even simple things like weight loss are not able to be explained by science. People know how to lose weight, but they can't explain what is happening to their bodies.

If you don't believe me, google.
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At least science and scientists try to explain stuff. Christians verbally masturbate and fantasise over a love relationship with an invisible, silent zombie jew who lives in the sky somewhere. And we're stupid.
Stop and think about it. It's a fucking soap opera and you're like the od lady that can't stop watching.
As far as we're concerned, jesus, allah, thor, yahweh or whateber name you want to give old mister incredible doesn't exist. Period!
I know it's hard to understand given your peanut sized intellect...but be a good boy and try :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11568546


Hey, God answered my prayer. I can't help it if you don't believe but one day you will. You will answer for every word spoken, every word typed, every deed done.
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No I won't matey. And I'll answer for every word? Well add this then...
Fuck jesus, fuck yahweh, fuck allah, fuck muhammad, fuck satan, fuck, thor, fuck odin, fuck zeus and appollo, fuck every 'god' and the lightning bolt they rode in on.
You're a typical brainwashed little punk and telling me what I'll be held accountable for is a fucking laugh.
Now go and play jebuz elsewhere! :-)
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hmm people with no reason must resort to name-calling. Typical atheistic behavior.
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Atheists are intelligent, they are also ignorant. The gods are representation for natural phenomena (some obvious and some hidden.) The stories were written in allegory to show human creativity.

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At least science and scientists try to explain stuff. Christians verbally masturbate and fantasise over a love relationship with an invisible, silent zombie jew who lives in the sky somewhere. And we're stupid.
Stop and think about it. It's a fucking soap opera and you're like the od lady that can't stop watching.
As far as we're concerned, jesus, allah, thor, yahweh or whateber name you want to give old mister incredible doesn't exist. Period!
I know it's hard to understand given your peanut sized intellect...but be a good boy and try :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11568546


Hey, God answered my prayer. I can't help it if you don't believe but one day you will. You will answer for every word spoken, every word typed, every deed done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23879234


No I won't matey. And I'll answer for every word? Well add this then...
Fuck jesus, fuck yahweh, fuck allah, fuck muhammad, fuck satan, fuck, thor, fuck odin, fuck zeus and appollo, fuck every 'god' and the lightning bolt they rode in on.
You're a typical brainwashed little punk and telling me what I'll be held accountable for is a fucking laugh.
Now go and play jebuz elsewhere! :-)
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hmm people with no reason must resort to name-calling. Typical atheistic behavior.
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We're not the one's claiming to be all goody goody, buddy buddy with everyone.We see cunts and asshole's for what they are and don't sugar coat with 'jesus loves you and so do I' bullshit.
Like the rest of reality...sometimes it bites :-)
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Hey, God answered my prayer.
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Which one?
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Who created God, OP? Oh, that's right... He just magically appeared.

LOL jerkit
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No one created God. God was.

God is the Creator. Everything else is created.
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yes and all of you create your own experieces and thus every thinking being creates it all. Nobody created CONSCIOUSNESS. God is Consciousness. And there are exactly NO beings, even the Father who have any idea of HOW Consciousness started. It just did. We know how it starts now, but not how it started in the beginning, nor is it understand how matter became either, although there are ones who can create matter, so obviously consciousness was paramount to the creation of matter.

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