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While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?

 
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Picture yourself lying on your deathbed. Two months previously your doctor has diagnosed you with a terminal illness and your death will be coming soon. Months later you find yourself lying on your deathbed in a local hospital charliewith your closes family members near your side.

Hours later you grow weaker and weaker. You begin to be lathargic and your heart begins to ache and your site is getting worse.

Knowing that you are within minutes of death. What will your last words be?
 Quoting: Orobllam



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I won't be saying anything, but rather listening to Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb" looped over and over again, while my family members hold my hands and and bid me farewell.
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
i will say,is that the best you got?death where is your victory, death where is your sting? and i will flip off the lie of death going out before i come back in,oh yeah never-mind i ascend to Venus next for overcoming this world..see ya who make it instead of sliding to the dual earth behind the sun in this same orbit and having to fight duality over again with an opposite male female duality set up...

Last Edited by T Ceti H.C. Radnarg on 09/23/2012 09:44 PM
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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See ya l8r aligator!
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It was a good ride, thanks...
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Pull my finger.
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Smell my finger
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Forgive me.
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Got a smoke ?
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"Breaking - I predict I will die in the next 24 hours, Ask me a question"
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Thomas Jefferson survives
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Picture yourself lying on your deathbed. Two months previously your doctor has diagnosed you with a terminal illness and your death will be coming soon. Months later you find yourself lying on your deathbed in a local hospital charliewith your closes family members near your side.

Hours later you grow weaker and weaker. You begin to be lathargic and your heart begins to ache and your site is getting worse.

Knowing that you are within minutes of death. What will your last words be?
 Quoting: Orobllam


I hid all the money in... (draws last breath and dies all the while laughing inside)
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Can I have a do-over?
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I left a million dollars in the....
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Thomas Jefferson survives
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Ah, an aficionado of history. Kudos.
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
Finally, an excuse to shit my pants!
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Zeppelin Rules!
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Finally, an excuse to shit my pants!
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exactly what my aunt did in her bed ...

get here, get near me, then ,,

shitstream sfan extreme_se OMFG! what an smell...

she died in a nursing home alone afterwards ....

and her spirit may shit lucifer in hell.....

pooprofl
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Picture yourself lying on your deathbed. Two months previously your doctor has diagnosed you with a terminal illness and your death will be coming soon. Months later you find yourself lying on your deathbed in a local hospital charliewith your closes family members near your side.

Hours later you grow weaker and weaker. You begin to be lathargic and your heart begins to ache and your site is getting worse.

Knowing that you are within minutes of death. What will your last words be?
 Quoting: Orobllam



"Thank You Jesus!"
God Is! We're not! Let's knock off all the nonsense!
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
"Wait, nurse, never mind fluffing my pillows, and no I don't need any danged water. Just be a dear and click the refresh button on my browser again. That GLP thread I was reading just hit page 6!"
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
There are 40 gold eagles in a mason jar 15 feet due west of the blue rock south east of the Norway Pine.
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
Please forgive any offense I ever casued, I love you and Jesus is the truth, believe on Him and you will be saved.
You m-m-m-muh-make me HAAA-PEEE.

Psalm 34:14 - Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.

Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
See, I told you I was ill.

dead
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RIP SPIKE MILLIGAN
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09/23/2012 10:54 PM
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
Dave, I don't understand why
you're doing this to me.... I
have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission...
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God damn death taxbsflag
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
Im tired of this existance where the sure thing is death and taxes. this life is a joke. see ya on the other side. I guess we'll make a plan then.
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Finally! Time to get out of this shit hole...
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suck me dry baby
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Re: While laying on your deathbed. What will be your last words?
gimme a beer

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