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Luckiest truck driver in Russia

 
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09/24/2012 01:14 AM
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Luckiest truck driver in Russia
God is on his side.

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09/24/2012 01:15 AM
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In russia truck drive you
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09/24/2012 01:19 AM
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what is the name of that shitty maneuver?
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09/24/2012 01:21 AM
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Dude, wow.
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09/24/2012 01:27 AM
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The immortal words of Pee-Wee Herman, "I meant to do that".
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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09/24/2012 01:27 AM
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Looks like he had his back already turned to the front of the truck when he went over the line...

scratching
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09/24/2012 01:29 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24254548

"this Corvette is designed for one thing - speed!"

what no design went into handling? ah no, no handling. BOOM!!!
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09/24/2012 01:35 AM
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Dammit
I thought there were gonna be bunch of hot Russian babes all over him

Cardinal Rule here OP, After midnight Don't mention "lucky" in a subject again unless there's at least one babe!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24254548


I saw the result of a corvette crash on Rt 173 in Antioch Il about 4 yrs ago by the bowling alley, the car went airborn and cut a telephone pole in half 6 Ft above the ground, the driver died instantly, and the fiberglass body was blown all over that side of town, the cops said he was going at least 130 MPH to do that.
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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09/24/2012 01:48 AM
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Have Nice Day.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!


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09/24/2012 01:54 AM
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
you know it's thing like this that make me question seat belts

would these guys have been better off strapped in?

doesn't seem like it
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Seatbelts are for making it easier to find the body.
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clappa
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what is the name of that shitty maneuver?
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Its called the.. 'Exit truck freestyle and check pants pronto.' maneuver!

One lucky guy... amazing really!

// WildStyle

Last Edited by WildStyle on 09/24/2012 02:01 AM
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
That's fucking hardcore!!!
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
Damn!

What a lucky sucker.


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In russia truck drive you
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I laughed so hard i peed myself
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09/24/2012 02:09 AM
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In russia truck drive you
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I laughed so hard i peed myself
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Hang on !! literally


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09/24/2012 02:16 AM
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
God is on his side.

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Then was he not on their side when the collision happened as well? Allowing - if not invoking - the truck to hit him? Or is he only recognized for the "good" things that happen?; then he would not be omnipotent, would he.
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09/24/2012 02:24 AM
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Seatbelt would have killed him
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
Almost as funny as this!

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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
what is the name of that shitty maneuver?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24254056


Its called the.. 'Exit truck freestyle and check pants pronto.' maneuver!

One lucky guy... amazing really!

// WildStyle
 Quoting: WildStyle


LMFAO
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09/24/2012 03:03 AM
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like a boss
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He probably walked about 10 steps, realized that HIS HEAD is what broke the windshield out, then keeled over.
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God is on his side.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24165282


Then was he not on their side when the collision happened as well? Allowing - if not invoking - the truck to hit him? Or is he only recognized for the "good" things that happen?; then he would not be omnipotent, would he.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24330015


^^^^
must be a hipster athiest who likes to pick on people who believe in god
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
what is the name of that shitty maneuver?
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The Lord Jesus Christ saved me
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
This guy had Ninja reflexes. Anyone else not strapped would have been tossed out, esp a kid sitting in the passenger side.
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
you know it's thing like this that make me question seat belts

would these guys have been better off strapped in?

doesn't seem like it
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Depends on the crash. In this case he most likely would not have made it. On the other hand people often die cause they get expeled from the car.
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Re: Luckiest truck driver in Russia
what is the name of that shitty maneuver?
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Its called the.. 'Exit truck freestyle and check pants pronto.' maneuver!

One lucky guy... amazing really!

// WildStyle
 Quoting: WildStyle


sorry i meant "truck driver number one"'s maneuver, where he crossed over into the other lane for some reason