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I got a Honey Dew, peanuts, jeremy kyle and toasted sandwiches...

 
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09/26/2012 02:03 AM
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Are you wearing a light blue golf shirt? What brand of peanuts? Do the toasted sandwiches contain cheese?

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Not wearing a shirt, nor a bra. Just Sainsbury's generic brand. Yes of course the toasted sanwiches contain cheese sir!! What would there be to toast if not for the cheese? iamwith
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What else is in the sandwiches?
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09/26/2012 02:16 AM
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Are you wearing a light blue golf shirt? What brand of peanuts? Do the toasted sandwiches contain cheese?

agent
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Not wearing a shirt, nor a bra. Just Sainsbury's generic brand. Yes of course the toasted sanwiches contain cheese sir!! What would there be to toast if not for the cheese? iamwith
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What else is in the sandwiches?
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ham, red onion, tomatoes, rocket and some garlic mayo ohyeah
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09/26/2012 02:17 AM

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Sounds damn good. Just need some rum to wash it down with. BTW, what`s on the toasted sangas ?
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09/26/2012 02:22 AM
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Are you wearing a light blue golf shirt? What brand of peanuts? Do the toasted sandwiches contain cheese?

agent
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Not wearing a shirt, nor a bra. Just Sainsbury's generic brand. Yes of course the toasted sanwiches contain cheese sir!! What would there be to toast if not for the cheese? iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23780507


What else is in the sandwiches?
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ham, red onion, tomatoes, rocket and some garlic mayo ohyeah
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Tell me more about theses sandwiches sir
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09/26/2012 05:07 AM
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Sounds damn good. Just need some rum to wash it down with. BTW, what`s on the toasted sangas ?
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On? I never put anything on a toasted sandwich.. that is just asking for trouble.

sangas? now I feel like a havana... blink
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09/26/2012 05:08 AM
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Not wearing a shirt, nor a bra. Just Sainsbury's generic brand. Yes of course the toasted sanwiches contain cheese sir!! What would there be to toast if not for the cheese? iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23780507


What else is in the sandwiches?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


ham, red onion, tomatoes, rocket and some garlic mayo ohyeah
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Tell me more about theses sandwiches sir
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Madam actually..

Well I tend to use granary bread with a little brush of olive oil on the insides. I only use fresh ingredients. Sometimes i substitute the rocket for baby spinach which is delicious may i add..

What else would you like to know?
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09/26/2012 05:10 AM
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This thread needs some music..

Enjoy.......

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09/26/2012 05:10 AM
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Still on "work leave" ?

hmm
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09/26/2012 06:56 AM
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Still on "work leave" ?

hmm
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No I am at work now. We do have computers at work dear and the internet.. blink
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09/27/2012 02:46 AM
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Any more questions?
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09/27/2012 02:46 AM
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bump

giggidy..
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09/27/2012 02:54 AM
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I got tea, flautas, avocado and a big dish of salsa.
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09/27/2012 03:04 AM
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Oh my god! Put some thing on the end of it. That honey dew is dripping all over your track suit.
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09/27/2012 03:14 AM
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Still on "work leave" ?

hmm
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No I am at work now. We do have computers at work dear and the internet.. blink
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They allow internet access in icelands? You should be stacking shelves not on the net!
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09/27/2012 01:42 PM
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Still on "work leave" ?

hmm
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No I am at work now. We do have computers at work dear and the internet.. blink
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They allow internet access in icelands? You should be stacking shelves not on the net!
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lmao i actually work in a law firm hf
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09/27/2012 01:43 PM
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I got tea, flautas, avocado and a big dish of salsa.
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ohyeah ohyeah
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09/27/2012 01:43 PM
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Oh my god! Put some thing on the end of it. That honey dew is dripping all over your track suit.
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ahahahaha lmao lmao lmao

For the love of the FSM I do not wear tracksuits. yeahsure
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09/27/2012 02:02 PM
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What the hell is HoneyDew??? And how do you smoke it?
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09/28/2012 02:13 AM
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What the hell is HoneyDew??? And how do you smoke it?
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Honey Dew is an organic beer dear. It cannot be smoked, for it is an alcoholic beverage sir..

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09/28/2012 02:14 AM
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giggidy
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09/28/2012 08:05 AM
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giggidy
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09/28/2012 08:22 AM
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when will you change your diet to include real food?
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When I need to.
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So does 'when you need to' include not being able to look down and see your feet? Does it include not being able to run for a block? Does it include being diagnosed as a diabetic or having heart failure?
lol
People eat absolute shyte and then wonder why they don't feel so good.
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I am 100% healthy. How can you do a diagnosis over the net? dipshit supreme
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fuck off mate. stop bumping your own shitty thread.
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09/28/2012 02:12 PM
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When I need to.
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So does 'when you need to' include not being able to look down and see your feet? Does it include not being able to run for a block? Does it include being diagnosed as a diabetic or having heart failure?
lol
People eat absolute shyte and then wonder why they don't feel so good.


I am 100% healthy. How can you do a diagnosis over the net? dipshit supreme


fuck off mate. stop b
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our own shitty thread.



fuck you also dear...

wait...




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giggidy ohyeah
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09/28/2012 02:14 PM
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Giggidy
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09/28/2012 02:19 PM
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Mmmmmmmmmmm.
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09/28/2012 06:23 PM
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Are you wearing a light blue golf shirt? What brand of peanuts? Do the toasted sandwiches contain cheese?

agent
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Not wearing a shirt, nor a bra. Just Sainsbury's generic brand. Yes of course the toasted sanwiches contain cheese sir!! What would there be to toast if not for the cheese? iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23780507


What else is in the sandwiches?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


ham, red onion, tomatoes, rocket and some garlic mayo ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23780507


sounds delicious.
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09/29/2012 06:02 AM
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Mmmmmmmmmmm.
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hf
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09/29/2012 06:03 AM
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Not wearing a shirt, nor a bra. Just Sainsbury's generic brand. Yes of course the toasted sanwiches contain cheese sir!! What would there be to toast if not for the cheese? iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23780507


What else is in the sandwiches?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


ham, red onion, tomatoes, rocket and some garlic mayo ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23780507


sounds delicious.
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It is.. although my sandwich toaster broke yesterday tissue
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09/30/2012 12:33 PM
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giggidy-goo
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