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HOW TO PREPARE FOR PANIC SEX

 
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HOW TO PREPARE FOR PANIC SEX
Fellow paranoid schizophrenics -

After much search, I have finally found a girl who loves doom as much as I do. She really gets turned on by doom, the bigger the better. She reads GLP threads and gets into these wild panic sex mode over just about anything.

So yesterday we were reading the pinned thread about how obviously world war was imminent because some paranoid conspiracytard saw tanks being moved via railroad. This was enough doom to trigger panic sex, but my problem is it was a bit rough. Teeth biting, hair pulling, and she upon orgasm kind of scared me because she screamed REALLY loudly "YES! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

It was good but I am not sure how to prepare for panic sex next time. Any suggestions?
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And people think the gods are all heartless! Look at the marvelous gift we bestow! Pandemonium sex!

SHAMELESS REPROBATES! Every last one of you!
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09/24/2012 03:08 PM
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i can help you! invite me over, ill show you what i mean.

And people think the gods are all heartless! Look at the marvelous gift we bestow! Pandemonium sex!

SHAMELESS REPROBATES! Every last one of you!
 Quoting: AGC
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i can help you! invite me over, ill show you what i mean.

And people think the gods are all heartless! Look at the marvelous gift we bestow! Pandemonium sex!

SHAMELESS REPROBATES! Every last one of you!
 Quoting: AGC

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17828461


Sorry. Hopelessly ascetic.

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And people think the gods are all heartless! Look at the marvelous gift we bestow! Pandemonium sex!

SHAMELESS REPROBATES! Every last one of you!
 Quoting: AGC


I am very thankful for GLP - where else can you literally get off on doom (which never actually occurs, but hey who cares).

Any suggestions?

Im afraid she might poke holes in the condom since were all going to die anyways
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ranger super pc
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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:ranger super pc:
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Marry her and put every computers, cell phones, and anything else you have hooked to the net with a browsers homepage to GLP and be thankfull!!!
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Oh yea and become a member just to say thanks!
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Im afraid she might poke holes in the condom since were all going to die anyways
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851


Thread: Condoms cause cancer, says German study

rofl
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[link to panicsex.com]

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