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Loving my new Keshe Powered Moped!

 
hapless moran

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09/24/2012 03:45 PM

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Loving my new Keshe Powered Moped!
Yep, I picked it up bright and early on the morning of the 21st and this thing rocks. I made it from Milwaukee to Tuscaloosa in 45 minutes. Keshe rocks! Anyone else pick up some of the many Keshe technologies released on the 21st?
free your inner baboon.
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09/24/2012 03:48 PM

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Re: Loving my new Keshe Powered Moped!
well all i found at the factory was a bag of broken promises and a pocketful of disappointment.

I guess the mopeds must've been a few rows back?
This is all a joke!!
hapless moran (OP)

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09/24/2012 03:51 PM

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well all i found at the factory was a bag of broken promises and a pocketful of disappointment.

I guess the mopeds must've been a few rows back?
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Yes, the mopeds were behind the scrapheap that supposed to be the teleporters that would move you from Tehran to New York in 10 minutes. I figured the mopeds were more of a chick magnet.
free your inner baboon.
pray_Italy

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09/24/2012 03:52 PM
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LOLz.... i just flew from Teheran to N.Y. in 10 minutes :) !!!!
hapless moran (OP)

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09/24/2012 03:53 PM

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LOLz.... i just flew from Teheran to N.Y. in 10 minutes :) !!!!
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You must of got one the floor models.
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DoubleHelix

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09/24/2012 03:59 PM
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Damn...they musta only had one of each.

I used the teleporter and it worked, but now i have to go all the way back to use it again cuz there's only one. Screw that :P

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09/24/2012 04:01 PM

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chuckle
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09/24/2012 04:01 PM
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unhappy Whaaa?
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09/24/2012 04:02 PM

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Re: Loving my new Keshe Powered Moped!
well all i found at the factory was a bag of broken promises and a pocketful of disappointment.

I guess the mopeds must've been a few rows back?
 Quoting: FuzzleFace


Yes, the mopeds were behind the scrapheap that supposed to be the teleporters that would move you from Tehran to New York in 10 minutes. I figured the mopeds were more of a chick magnet.
 Quoting: hapless moran


no doubt homie, everyone knows mopeds are the most boss form of chick magnet
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sage
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09/24/2012 04:06 PM
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if only we could...
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09/24/2012 04:10 PM
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They may have the Technology but do you really think TPTB would let them give it away ?

Come-Oooooooooooon
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265CDV

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09/24/2012 04:10 PM

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Re: Loving my new Keshe Powered Moped!
Yep, I picked it up bright and early on the morning of the 21st and this thing rocks. I made it from Milwaukee to Tuscaloosa in 45 minutes. Keshe rocks! Anyone else pick up some of the many Keshe technologies released on the 21st?
 Quoting: hapless moran


The pizza oven is great..The pizza tastes like it was teleported from Rome...YUMMMMM
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ANHEDONIC

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09/24/2012 04:24 PM

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Best thread title ever.

lmao

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09/24/2012 04:32 PM

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Best thread title ever.

lmao
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


New Keshe Powered Symbian now available at Wal Mart..Lines everywhere
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09/24/2012 04:43 PM
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02/27/2013 07:26 PM
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Re: Loving my new Keshe Powered Moped!
oh yea, well is it as cool as THIS???

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02/27/2013 08:03 PM
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Re: Loving my new Keshe Powered Moped!
here is mine 5a

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02/27/2013 08:53 PM
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Re: Loving my new Keshe Powered Moped!
here is mine 5a


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1542480


I gots ta git
one of dees

lol

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