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I am a timetraveller from the 1800s please help me

 
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Hey OP have you met my mate Bernard Schnitzel.
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Greetings, my name is Norman Finklebottom

I was born in january 1820, in ealing, West London.

Around the age of 18, i got a job in my father`s shoe factory.

Things were looking up.

However, a couple of years later, one dark winters night in 1880, i was walking back from the factory and heard a whirling, crashing sound if you will, behind me.

I suddenly blacked out.

I awoke and looked around me, i felt like i was in a dream.
Everywhere looked different, there were flying machines in the sky, moving vehicles which did not require horses to pull, everything seemed inpossible.

After a few days i found out i had sliped through a black hole and found myself into the year 2008.

I was amazed. I couldnt believe it. Everything seemed so different. The modern world seemed almost another universe compared to that what i was used to.

I got a job in a butchers shop, i accepted very low pay, cash in hand, and a sofa in the attic. The money i was getting paid was probably less than i should have, but at the time i was just glad to have a job and accomodation.

Around 2008, i felt comfortable enough to use modern technology, and i started using a computer.
To me, they were fascinating, i simply couldnt believe these things existed. It took me a long time to get used to technology.

I now have several thousand pounds and have enough to rent my own flat and to comfortably live.

However, all is not okay.

It doesnt feel right.

This isnt my timeline, i need to be back

I need to be back with my family and friends.

Henceforth i have spent the last 5 months working on a machine to get me back to 1838.

The reason i am writing this is to beg for help, i need somebody, a scientist, a doctor, whoever, to help me.

Your money means nothing to me for when i return to my timeline it wont be worth anything, i am happy to pay as much as needed for any help in getting me back

I need help, and i need help now.

Dr Norman J. Finklebottom

Ps i do have evidence of who i am
 Quoting: Norman 24359548


Outlined in red above, you left in 1840, not 1880. You want to get back to 1838, two years before your journey in time.
"With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things." William Wordsworth

And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.

John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address

Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests:

"Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world."
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09/25/2012 06:28 AM
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hello i mistyped sorry but i am only human

this is not about my typing

this is about returning me to my timeline!
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09/25/2012 06:48 AM

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Take me back with you, but I will not marry you! Dr Finklebottom indeed.

Btw, what do you think of our modern hygiene, relative wealth compared to so long ago, running water, toilets, showers, medical expertise?

Oh and how about you line up your dates and story a bit better next time? it takes work to be believable.
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09/25/2012 06:50 AM
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Hi Norman!
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Hey OP have you met my mate Bernard Schnitzel.
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good to see your back bernard.dr.who? really?
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09/25/2012 07:07 AM
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What a load of.....stir
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09/25/2012 07:09 AM

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Norman if your really from the 1800s contact me by email iovethecolorgray@gmail.com

do not contact me by email(if you even have an email) unless you have 1. You have spoken with a scientific organization at your current location.

I guarentee i can have you time travelled back by a 5th dimension conciousness physical being.
 Quoting: Computerismylife


hey man, can you just send me forward in time to this golden age that some people are blabbing about, I'm quite sick of this fear/war/greed/control paradigm we're playing out here currently.
*Insert divine/esoteric wisdom here: N/A*
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09/25/2012 07:19 AM
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Born 1820,then SUDDENLY? ??? in1880 one night 60 year old teenager.Its the need to find the most adequate Victorian age surname that makes your 'troll-piece' lame and very poorly prepared.Finklebottom is too overcooked a bit over stereotypical like hollywood assumed native Americans always said "White man speak with fork tongue",or that all vikings had 1950's quiffs.Imagination or intellect is not your strong point.
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a whirling, crashing sound if you will, behind me.

WHAT??
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NINJAS DID IT!!!
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09/25/2012 07:32 AM
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Henceforth i have spent the last 5 months working on a machine to get me back to 1838.
 Quoting: Norman 24359548


Excellent word use, almost gives it a vague air of credibility!

clappa and 5 Stars for a good read!

hf
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Henceforth i have spent the last 5 months working on a machine to get me back to 1838.
 Quoting: Norman 24359548


Excellent word use, almost gives it a vague air of credibility!

clappa and 5 Stars for a good read!

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24342932


And is this time machine made of timber and twine? Nails and leather? Steam driven?.... cant wait to see the pics!
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well done Norman!
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Greetings, my name is Norman Finklebottom

I was born in january 1820, in ealing, West London.

Around the age of 18, i got a job in my father`s shoe factory.

Things were looking up.

However, a couple of years later, one dark winters night in 1880, i was walking back from the factory and heard a whirling, crashing sound if you will, behind me.

I suddenly blacked out.

I awoke and looked around me, i felt like i was in a dream.
Everywhere looked different, there were flying machines in the sky, moving vehicles which did not require horses to pull, everything seemed inpossible.

After a few days i found out i had sliped through a black hole and found myself into the year 2008.

I was amazed. I couldnt believe it. Everything seemed so different. The modern world seemed almost another universe compared to that what i was used to.

I got a job in a butchers shop, i accepted very low pay, cash in hand, and a sofa in the attic. The money i was getting paid was probably less than i should have, but at the time i was just glad to have a job and accomodation.

Around 2008, i felt comfortable enough to use modern technology, and i started using a computer.
To me, they were fascinating, i simply couldnt believe these things existed. It took me a long time to get used to technology.

I now have several thousand pounds and have enough to rent my own flat and to comfortably live.

However, all is not okay.

It doesnt feel right.

This isnt my timeline, i need to be back

I need to be back with my family and friends.

Henceforth i have spent the last 5 months working on a machine to get me back to 1838.

The reason i am writing this is to beg for help, i need somebody, a scientist, a doctor, whoever, to help me.

Your money means nothing to me for when i return to my timeline it wont be worth anything, i am happy to pay as much as needed for any help in getting me back

I need help, and i need help now.

Dr Norman J. Finklebottom

Ps i do have evidence of who i am
 Quoting: Norman 24359548

whatever
Your story has more holes in it, then a screen door .
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09/25/2012 07:48 AM
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hey Norman, can you fix my shoe? They are my favorite pair of Nikes
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09/25/2012 08:19 AM
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chuckle Dr. Norman Finklebottom
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09/25/2012 12:29 PM
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ok....here is a time machine....it is the fastest ship in the galaxy



you want me to set it for 1838 you say ??
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Greetings, my name is Norman Finklebottom

I was born in january 1820, in ealing, West London.

Around the age of 18, i got a job in my father`s shoe factory.

Things were looking up.

However, a couple of years later, one dark winters night in 1880, i was walking back from the factory and heard a whirling, crashing sound if you will, behind me.

I suddenly blacked out.

I awoke and looked around me, i felt like i was in a dream.
Everywhere looked different, there were flying machines in the sky, moving vehicles which did not require horses to pull, everything seemed inpossible.

After a few days i found out i had sliped through a black hole and found myself into the year 2008.

I was amazed. I couldnt believe it. Everything seemed so different. The modern world seemed almost another universe compared to that what i was used to.

I got a job in a butchers shop, i accepted very low pay, cash in hand, and a sofa in the attic. The money i was getting paid was probably less than i should have, but at the time i was just glad to have a job and accomodation.

Around 2008, i felt comfortable enough to use modern technology, and i started using a computer.
To me, they were fascinating, i simply couldnt believe these things existed. It took me a long time to get used to technology.

I now have several thousand pounds and have enough to rent my own flat and to comfortably live.

However, all is not okay.

It doesnt feel right.

This isnt my timeline, i need to be back

I need to be back with my family and friends.

Henceforth i have spent the last 5 months working on a machine to get me back to 1838.

The reason i am writing this is to beg for help, i need somebody, a scientist, a doctor, whoever, to help me.

Your money means nothing to me for when i return to my timeline it wont be worth anything, i am happy to pay as much as needed for any help in getting me back

I need help, and i need help now.

Dr Norman J. Finklebottom

Ps i do have evidence of who i am
 Quoting: Norman 24359548
Doc Finklebottom, I have a DeLorean DMC-12 that you can use to get back home.
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09/25/2012 03:50 PM

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this man could be mentally ill seeking attention or just a young teenager trolling.

If he's really a time traveller he would already present real evidence not on godlikeproducts but would be contacting government officials or seeking and traveling to a scientific organization, i seriously don't believe this but then again if he did speak with official government or science lab types and they didn't believe him.....oh well he's trapped.
 Quoting: Computerismylife


Ya think?pick
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09/25/2012 04:06 PM
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I am a constable who just arrived from the 1800's. I am looking for a fugitive named Norman. Some may know him as Jack the Fucking Lunatic.

Please help me track him down.
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09/25/2012 04:08 PM
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I am a constable who just arrived from the 1800's. I am looking for a fugitive named Norman. Some may know him as Jack the Fucking Lunatic.

Please help me track him down.
 Quoting: Randy725 21637446


ok,i attract the mentally unstable like flies,will keep you posted.
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09/25/2012 09:11 PM
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Hey OP have you met my mate Bernard Schnitzel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18022059



I used to wonder if he was "special" as his i's give him away every time, how could he not know? Now I get it - he does this for lulz and loves the recognition.

He like the retarded cousin of the internet
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09/25/2012 09:24 PM
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Dear Norman,

I write to you sincerely. I was born in the wrong year and wrong location. I have never felt a part of this 21st Century. Will you please take me with you back to England 1830's? I am a sweet, attractive female. I am very sincere in my request. Please don't leave me behind.
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09/26/2012 08:01 AM
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hello i mistyped sorry but i am only human

this is not about my typing

this is about returning me to my timeline!
 Quoting: Norman 24390672


Mr Finklebottom, did you arrived in 1880s attire or were you wearing modern clothes? What most likely happened is that you shifted from one dimension to another that greatly differs from your own. It supposedly happens to everyone to a degree, but goes unnoticed because the differences are slight. For a few though, the differences can be great, like this woman: [link to www.ghosttheory.com]
T Ceti H.C. Radnarg

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09/26/2012 08:40 AM
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report back under Antarctica to get back to the 1800's...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg

He doesn't need to go to Antarctica.
 Quoting: Computerismylife
auntie virginia can help him with that too..

Last Edited by T Ceti H.C. Radnarg on 09/26/2012 08:40 AM
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...

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