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DoubleHelix User ID: 10449558 United States 09/24/2012 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sure the Keshe foundation would be glad to help "I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial My [email protected] 1111x1111=1234321<[NUMERICAL PYRAMID;] “Injustice never rules forever.” - Seneca |
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Norman User ID: 24359885 United Kingdom 09/24/2012 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hello, Norman here again, it feels surreal talking to people almost 200 years in the future from when i was born. There is so much i can learn, share if you will. I appreciate every reply, and all i ask is for assistance to help me return to my timeline |
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Norman User ID: 24359885 United Kingdom 09/24/2012 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: I am from 1860, a timetraveller if you will Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14594410 Thread: I am from 1860, a timetraveller if you will Thread: I am from 1860, a timetraveller if you will Thread: i am a timetraveller from 1860 Thread: i am from 1880, a timetraveller if you will That must be a different timetraveller, my name is Norman J Finklebottom |
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/24/2012 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Best advise..GO HOME :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
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THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/24/2012 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Finklebottom??.. No wonder fandango rangers are on the job..BACKSIDE INTEL :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24346244 Hungary 09/24/2012 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hello, Norman here again, it feels surreal talking to people almost 200 years in the future from when i was born. Quoting: Norman 24359885 There is so much i can learn, share if you will. I appreciate every reply, and all i ask is for assistance to help me return to my timeline What was the greatest story or scandal when you have left your age? I mean something like this month's muhammad film riots. |
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THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/24/2012 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BERNARD.. YA THINK WE FORGOT ABOUT YOU..NOT :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
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Doctor Jyckle User ID: 927602 United States 09/24/2012 04:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Firstly, you must let loose from your mind the concept of being in a place not of your primary origin. By allowing yourself to truly recall the time that you should be in, you will, as if through a process of universal elasticity, be returned to your proper place without need of machine or device. Seek first to clear your mind of all thoughts and distractions. Then slowly, after a time of no less than forty minutes of such clear and empty mental state, begin by recalling your life as fully as possible. Remember the scents of the world you were from, think only of the people that you knew and what it felt like to be around them. The differences of the air and the sun on your skin, the feeling of your clothing... Be prepared to do this for many hours and to do it many times before you do it correctly. A known thing about object throw out of their proper time is that they tend to be drawn back to them. It will take far less effort for you to manage things in such a fashion than it would for a person of this time to do a similar thing. It will take a stout heart and a true willingness to return however. Are you certain that is your wish? This is an age of wonders, if we can keep it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24342441 Germany 09/24/2012 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is that you norman, in the middle ?-) [link to neilfleming.net] you're collection gnomes??? full url: [link to neilfleming.net] |
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/24/2012 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is that you norman, in the middle ?-) [link to neilfleming.net] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24342441 you're collection gnomes??? full url: [link to neilfleming.net] That Gnome has a smile on his face..Yipes Last Edited by THE AMERICAN INQUISITOR on 09/24/2012 04:58 PM :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
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DoubleHelix User ID: 10449558 United States 09/24/2012 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried to help you Just contact the Keshe Foundation. "I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial My [email protected] 1111x1111=1234321<[NUMERICAL PYRAMID;] “Injustice never rules forever.” - Seneca |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10705336 United States 09/24/2012 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings, my name is Norman Finklebottom Quoting: Norman 24359548 I was born in january 1820, in ealing, West London. Around the age of 18, i got a job in my father`s shoe factory. Things were looking up. However, a couple of years later, one dark winters night in 1880, i was walking back from the factory and heard a whirling, crashing sound if you will, behind me. I suddenly blacked out. I awoke and looked around me, i felt like i was in a dream. Everywhere looked different, there were flying machines in the sky, moving vehicles which did not require horses to pull, everything seemed inpossible. After a few days i found out i had sliped through a black hole and found myself into the year 2008. I was amazed. I couldnt believe it. Everything seemed so different. The modern world seemed almost another universe compared to that what i was used to. I got a job in a butchers shop, i accepted very low pay, cash in hand, and a sofa in the attic. The money i was getting paid was probably less than i should have, but at the time i was just glad to have a job and accomodation. Around 2008, i felt comfortable enough to use modern technology, and i started using a computer. To me, they were fascinating, i simply couldnt believe these things existed. It took me a long time to get used to technology. I now have several thousand pounds and have enough to rent my own flat and to comfortably live. However, all is not okay. It doesnt feel right. This isnt my timeline, i need to be back I need to be back with my family and friends. Henceforth i have spent the last 5 months working on a machine to get me back to 1838. The reason i am writing this is to beg for help, i need somebody, a scientist, a doctor, whoever, to help me. Your money means nothing to me for when i return to my timeline it wont be worth anything, i am happy to pay as much as needed for any help in getting me back I need help, and i need help now. Dr Norman J. Finklebottom Ps i do have evidence of who i am You should research your family tree to see if there are any descendents alive today. Also, any time travel programs are highly classified so its very doubtful you'll find anyone who will help you. In the meantime you can watch "Loopers" the movie when it comes out. |
Okie User ID: 19375129 United States 09/24/2012 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greetings, my name is Norman Finklebottom Quoting: Norman 24359548 I was born in january 1820, in ealing, West London. Around the age of 18, i got a job in my father`s shoe factory. Things were looking up. However, a couple of years later, one dark winters night in 1880, i was walking back from the factory and heard a whirling, crashing sound if you will, behind me. I suddenly blacked out. I awoke and looked around me, i felt like i was in a dream. Everywhere looked different, there were flying machines in the sky, moving vehicles which did not require horses to pull, everything seemed inpossible. After a few days i found out i had sliped through a black hole and found myself into the year 2008. I was amazed. I couldnt believe it. Everything seemed so different. The modern world seemed almost another universe compared to that what i was used to. I got a job in a butchers shop, i accepted very low pay, cash in hand, and a sofa in the attic. The money i was getting paid was probably less than i should have, but at the time i was just glad to have a job and accomodation. Around 2008, i felt comfortable enough to use modern technology, and i started using a computer. To me, they were fascinating, i simply couldnt believe these things existed. It took me a long time to get used to technology. I now have several thousand pounds and have enough to rent my own flat and to comfortably live. However, all is not okay. It doesnt feel right. This isnt my timeline, i need to be back I need to be back with my family and friends. Henceforth i have spent the last 5 months working on a machine to get me back to 1838. The reason i am writing this is to beg for help, i need somebody, a scientist, a doctor, whoever, to help me. Your money means nothing to me for when i return to my timeline it wont be worth anything, i am happy to pay as much as needed for any help in getting me back I need help, and i need help now. Dr Norman J. Finklebottom Ps i do have evidence of who i am Wow, why would you want to go back. You arrived here an 18 year old "Stranger in a Strange Land", in a completely foreign world as far as customs, technology, and honestly even language was concerned with no support whatsoever. You'd previously only worked in your father's shoe store nearly two centuries ago. Yet in only four short years you've not only mastered this new environment, you've also became a doctor and amassed apparently substantial wealth. That's bloody amazing! You must be some sort of H.G. Wells type prodigy it would seem. Well, it's either that or just really a poorly thought out back-story. |
DoubleHelix User ID: 10449558 United States 09/24/2012 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sure they av one of them time machine thingy's laying around. Last Edited by DoubleHelix on 09/24/2012 05:56 PM "I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial My [email protected] 1111x1111=1234321<[NUMERICAL PYRAMID;] “Injustice never rules forever.” - Seneca |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21746158 United States 09/24/2012 06:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | first of all... if this guy really was who he claims, his manner of speech would be just a little odd to us living here in the 21st century. ever read any letters written during the american civil war era? no one speaks like that anymore. neither does he. i call bs... |
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