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THE OFFICIAL TEST !! You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...

 
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THE OFFICIAL TEST !! You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...
[link to www.zerohedge.com]

You are capable of critical thinking.
You distrust mainstream media.
You like nature.
You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.
You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.
You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.
You have read a book in the past year.
You think you have the right to protest.
You think the War on Terror is a scam.
You think the War on Drugs is a scam.
You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL TEST !! You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...
You know you are a Conspiracy Theorist if : Your wife keep recycling your tinfoil hat !!!
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Re: THE OFFICIAL TEST !! You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...
Yep, you nailed it. May I add:
Checks GLP for real news (scary) and also has websites bookmarked for "recent earthquakes", volcano and solar activity, weather radar, HAARP and asteroid monitors.
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You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...

You sit i=on the GLP New threads list continuously hitting the F5 key while eating popcorn waiting for the next hottest doom thread.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL TEST !! You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...
If you wake up before dawn one morning, , observe that the electricity is out, then use your TEOTWAWKI hand crank flashlight lantern to go check the calendar for whatever Jewish or Islamic holy day it might be, and use that to immediately determine whether or not nuclear holocaust has erupted... before venturing outside to see that actually a tree blew over on an electric line down the road and caused the power outage.

I did that very thing... uh... a few days ago.
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Conspiracy's are quickly becoming facts.

They will all no longer be theories soon enough.

popcorn

Oh, and the disinfo in the conspiracy realm are becoming easier to debunk than ever.

peace
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If you wake up before dawn one morning, , observe that the electricity is out, then use your TEOTWAWKI hand crank flashlight lantern to go check the calendar for whatever Jewish or Islamic holy day it might be, and use that to immediately determine whether or not nuclear holocaust has erupted... before venturing outside to see that actually a tree blew over on an electric line down the road and caused the power outage.

I did that very thing... uh... a few days ago.
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"I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial

My email-troubledfelix@gmail.com 1111x1111=1234321<[NUMERICAL PYRAMID;]

“Injustice never rules forever.” - Seneca

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