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***ATTENTION*** LISTEN TO ME ALIENS ARE COMING BY THE END OF 2012, NOT DOOM

 
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***ATTENTION*** LISTEN TO ME ALIENS ARE COMING BY THE END OF 2012, NOT DOOM
Shit just got real for me. I'm a rational person, I believe in science (not scientists because they work only for corporations, illuminati and their evil agenda, plain fact). I'm a regular guy whose beliefs just got totally annihilated by what happened during the past month september.

First weird thing that happened: it was night, I was sleeping and I suddendly woke up, from what I recollect I saw the shape of two classic grey aliens (it was dark, I wasn't able to see if their color was grey), I was totally paralyzed, in terror, in a state of primordial fear. I tried to scream but F*CK! I wasn't able to. Then I passed away and the following day thought it was just a bad nightmare.

Second thing: some days ago I've been mind contacted by an extraterrestrial being, he's currently being held captive by a group of humans, not military nor governement agents, private citizens. This alien must be a big fish in his world because I was able to draw this important information: his whole race is coming to earth to free him and make the first contact with humanity sharing their immense knowledge with us. This shit is going to change our lives irreparably. For what I've understood they are going to free us from the massive chains we're constricted. This alien who contacted me is not a grey alien, he's some sort of cybernetic living organism, after millions of years of evolution they were able to transcend their physical form, like mind uploading, something like that. I think the greys knew that this other alien was trying to contact me, maybe they're in league with the humans who are helding him captive.

I'm probably going to be killed or abducted but I really don't care because I'm happy for the fact that our slavery, sorrow, wars and deaths are coming to an end, I think they failed their evil mission because tonight I was able to tell you the truth. Now I'm leaving for a safe location, I'm ready to fight'em if necessary.

Mark my words, they are coming, they'll arrive by the end of the year, BE READY.


Good luck to you.
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Nice story bro......
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The words OP SPEAK are the truth!! It IS coming. Be ready. Eyes AND minds need to be OPENED!! Godspeed...
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09/24/2012 10:46 PM
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I too have received a similar message. They will come in peace to help broker world peace, share technology, and elevate the lives of all. Especially, those in third world countries affected by famine, disease, and grinding poverty. The future will be quite beautiful and exciting here on our little blue marble in space.
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SOOoooo The big fish ET is being held captive... and all of his race is coming to play X box with us...Or are they coming to pound our asses to dust...I think the latter of the 2 sound 's more plausible...
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09/24/2012 10:50 PM
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If you passed away after seeing them how did you post this?
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SOOoooo The big fish ET is being held captive... and all of his race is coming to play X box with us...Or are they coming to pound our asses to dust...I think the latter of the 2 sound 's more plausible...
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Indeed, they came all this way across space and time to spread the message of galactic brotherhood and peace to some random guy in his tighty whities while he was asleep.

Sounds logical.
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SOOoooo The big fish ET is being held captive... and all of his race is coming to play X box with us...Or are they coming to pound our asses to dust...I think the latter of the 2 sound 's more plausible...
 Quoting: catsscratchfever


Possible, but I doubt any race capable of that type of technology would have anything to gain from pounding our behinds, unless they're into that sort of thing.
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09/24/2012 10:53 PM
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Why would you post this information on GLP? That would give them time to prepare. You screwed us all OP! Too bad they contacted an idiot!

chuckle
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Shit just got real for me. I'm a rational person, I believe in science (not scientists because they work only for corporations, illuminati and their evil agenda, plain fact). I'm a regular guy whose beliefs just got totally annihilated by what happened during the past month september.

First weird thing that happened: it was night, I was sleeping and I suddendly woke up, from what I recollect I saw the shape of two classic grey aliens (it was dark, I wasn't able to see if their color was grey), I was totally paralyzed, in terror, in a state of primordial fear. I tried to scream but F*CK! I wasn't able to. Then I passed away and the following day thought it was just a bad nightmare.

Second thing: some days ago I've been mind contacted by an extraterrestrial being, he's currently being held captive by a group of humans, not military nor governement agents, private citizens. This alien must be a big fish in his world because I was able to draw this important information: his whole race is coming to earth to free him and make the first contact with humanity sharing their immense knowledge with us. This shit is going to change our lives irreparably. For what I've understood they are going to free us from the massive chains we're constricted. This alien who contacted me is not a grey alien, he's some sort of cybernetic living organism, after millions of years of evolution they were able to transcend their physical form, like mind uploading, something like that. I think the greys knew that this other alien was trying to contact me, maybe they're in league with the humans who are helding him captive.

I'm probably going to be killed or abducted but I really don't care because I'm happy for the fact that our slavery, sorrow, wars and deaths are coming to an end, I think they failed their evil mission because tonight I was able to tell you the truth. Now I'm leaving for a safe location, I'm ready to fight'em if necessary.

Mark my words, they are coming, they'll arrive by the end of the year, BE READY.


Good luck to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22076838

I was also told. I've been astro projecting during meditation for years and for the first time last week i was told "we are coming soon". They didn't say for what purpose. I did get the impression that we are not in danger from them but others, that exist on our planet. whether they are human or alien i do not know . The anuki and the pleiadians will be coming together. You will not be abducted by them. They have a mission on our planet to carry out.

Peace and love.
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::bsflag:bsflagbsflag: WHO THE FUCK SAYS "MARK MY WORDS" THATS SOME OLD COWBOY MOVIE TALK OP IS ANahole ALIENS ARE DEMONS ONLY YAHSHUA CAN SAVE YOU!
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wake me me up when they land!
I;ve heard it all before
As of now, noone is coming to save humanity!!!
We are on schedule to self destruct...

unless you have proof, no linkie, you stinkie!!!
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I'm probably going to be killed or abducted but
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22076838


Why?
To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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(it was dark, I wasn't able to see if their color was grey)
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bsflag

Everything appears grey at night.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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not this shit again putin
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Shit just got real for me. I'm a rational person, I believe in science (not scientists because they work only for corporations, illuminati and their evil agenda, plain fact). I'm a regular guy whose beliefs just got totally annihilated by what happened during the past month september.

First weird thing that happened: it was night, I was sleeping and I suddendly woke up, from what I recollect I saw the shape of two classic grey aliens (it was dark, I wasn't able to see if their color was grey), I was totally paralyzed, in terror, in a state of primordial fear. I tried to scream but F*CK! I wasn't able to. Then I passed away and the following day thought it was just a bad nightmare.

Second thing: some days ago I've been mind contacted by an extraterrestrial being, he's currently being held captive by a group of humans, not military nor governement agents, private citizens. This alien must be a big fish in his world because I was able to draw this important information: his whole race is coming to earth to free him and make the first contact with humanity sharing their immense knowledge with us. This shit is going to change our lives irreparably. For what I've understood they are going to free us from the massive chains we're constricted. This alien who contacted me is not a grey alien, he's some sort of cybernetic living organism, after millions of years of evolution they were able to transcend their physical form, like mind uploading, something like that. I think the greys knew that this other alien was trying to contact me, maybe they're in league with the humans who are helding him captive.

I'm probably going to be killed or abducted but I really don't care because I'm happy for the fact that our slavery, sorrow, wars and deaths are coming to an end, I think they failed their evil mission because tonight I was able to tell you the truth. Now I'm leaving for a safe location, I'm ready to fight'em if necessary.

Mark my words, they are coming, they'll arrive by the end of the year, BE READY.


Good luck to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22076838


Looks like the austerity is taking effect in Italy. You need to get something to eat.
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Well see in 3 months. I have the strangest feeling that in the next 3 months the government will be forced to admit they exist officially. Of course they won't tell us everything, we will get half-truths.
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To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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Re: ***ATTENTION*** LISTEN TO ME ALIENS ARE COMING BY THE END OF 2012, NOT DOOM
Shit just got real for me. I'm a rational person, I believe in science (not scientists because they work only for corporations, illuminati and their evil agenda, plain fact). I'm a regular guy whose beliefs just got totally annihilated by what happened during the past month september.

First weird thing that happened: it was night, I was sleeping and I suddendly woke up, from what I recollect I saw the shape of two classic grey aliens (it was dark, I wasn't able to see if their color was grey), I was totally paralyzed, in terror, in a state of primordial fear. I tried to scream but F*CK! I wasn't able to. Then I passed away and the following day thought it was just a bad nightmare.

Second thing: some days ago I've been mind contacted by an extraterrestrial being, he's currently being held captive by a group of humans, not military nor governement agents, private citizens. This alien must be a big fish in his world because I was able to draw this important information: his whole race is coming to earth to free him and make the first contact with humanity sharing their immense knowledge with us. This shit is going to change our lives irreparably. For what I've understood they are going to free us from the massive chains we're constricted. This alien who contacted me is not a grey alien, he's some sort of cybernetic living organism, after millions of years of evolution they were able to transcend their physical form, like mind uploading, something like that. I think the greys knew that this other alien was trying to contact me, maybe they're in league with the humans who are helding him captive.

I'm probably going to be killed or abducted but I really don't care because I'm happy for the fact that our slavery, sorrow, wars and deaths are coming to an end, I think they failed their evil mission because tonight I was able to tell you the truth. Now I'm leaving for a safe location, I'm ready to fight'em if necessary.

Mark my words, they are coming, they'll arrive by the end of the year, BE READY.


Good luck to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22076838


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