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Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry

 
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My son's elementary school implemented this crap too and the first three days he complained he was hungry so I pack him snacks and now better food than what the school provides.


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So how obese is your child?
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Lol

he only lives on pastries chips and burgers
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I bet her children do not eat the same crap they feed ours.
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
I think the best way to solve this problem is remove the federal department of education and give education back over to the states and local like it should be.

The reasons why kids are overweight is...

lack of activity = they need to run around & play

HFCS being in almost everything = check labels

bad parenting = your kids, your responsibility


I know not all of you will agree with this, it's MHO.


I'll also add there are better ways of hiding veggies to get them into kids. For instance add butternut squash puree to spaghetti sauce. The kids will never know it's in there. Or offer pickles, lettuce, onion & tomato to put on plain hamburgers. For fruit offer fresh choices like stawberries, watermelon, & bananas one day and apples, oranges & pears the next. Give them some choices they'll pick ones they'll eat. Instead of breaded chicken nuggets offer grilled chicken nuggets, trust me they'll still eat them minus the fat breading.
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
I bet her children do not eat the same crap they feed ours.
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They don't eat that crap at her daughters private school !peace
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
"Government takes more money but gives less..."

That's so they can give their fat, incompetent, moronic union employees larger bonuses and pay raises for being fat, incompetent, and moronic
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The school food handlers are mostly SEIU union workers .That's why they keep expanding the free food programs . School breakfast, school lunch In D.C area School Dinner ! Summer They open the schools for lunch !
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
My son's elementary school implemented this crap too and the first three days he complained he was hungry so I pack him snacks and now better food than what the school provides.


 Quoting: Saratonin



So how obese is your child?
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Lol

he only lives on pastries chips and burgers
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shut up you piece of shit.
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
My son's elementary school implemented this crap too and the first three days he complained he was hungry so I pack him snacks and now better food than what the school provides.


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So how obese is your child?
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He is skinny. Don't be an ass.

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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
I bet her children do not eat the same crap they feed ours.
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They don't eat that crap at her daughters private school !peace
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Thats right, and while FAT MO depletes the worlds supply of lobsters, she wants our kids to eat black beans and hummus, the only creature that would eat that shit is a goat.
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
Is your kid a porker?
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Is your kid a porker?
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
While I don't agree that it is the government's job to tell us what our kids should eat.... Those school menues are filled with total garbage food.. Greasy ass french fries and pizza.. Kids don't need to be eating that shit on a daily basis... They will regret it when they become fat asses... again not the governments job to regulate what food they eat.. but a smaller healthier menue? Who can complain about that? Pack a damn lunch if you aren't satisfied with what is being served to your kid...
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Is your kid a porker?
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According to the USDA, the average American daily calorie intake was 2,234 in 1970 and 2,757 in 2003. This is an increase of 523 calories per day. Eating 500 extra calories each day leads to a significant weight gain. Especially when we're getting less exercise.
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Is your kid a porker?
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
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Ahh, hit a nerve. You're a porker then. Oink oink!
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
Why are schools implementing a policy dictated by someone that is not an elected representative nor is she an employee? WTF.
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No shit! I pay 2.60 per day for lunch for my son at his school..he has complained that it is not enough and comes home hungry. I just thought maybe it was due to his playing football and all the working out and practice, but now I wonder..BTW he is not fat..very fit and thin.
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Is your kid a porker?
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
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Ahh, hit a nerve. You're a porker then. Oink oink!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9825559


You hit a nerve by trying to insult my kid(s). The only pig in this thread is you. Please grow up soon, for your families sake. Me-6'1" 214. yeah, i'm such a porker

Last Edited by M*walk on 09/25/2012 01:17 PM
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
Is your kid a porker?
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
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Ahh, hit a nerve. You're a porker then. Oink oink!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9825559


You hit a nerve by trying to insult my kid(s). The only pig in this thread is you. Please grow up soon, for your families sake. Me-6'1" 214. yeah, i'm such a porker
 Quoting: Mwalk


Good, Please go kick their ass..I'm tired of their trolling.~!
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
she wants more food for her obese cunt.


Limiting calories strictly is an asinine 1 size fits all policy.

Hey Football player, here is your meal, it is the same as the 90 pound girl.

It simply is not rational.
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
she wants more food for her obese cunt.


Limiting calories strictly is an asinine 1 size fits all policy.

Hey Football player, here is your meal, it is the same as the 90 pound girl.

It simply is not rational.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16155040


Exactly, Football players can pack the calories in because they will use it all, just like gymnasts, track & field athletes, swimmers. If you study in a library all day then a lighter diet would be appropriate.
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stop feeding your kids so much shit. Typical Americans eat enough food for 3 fucking people now a days.
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This is terrible, in the light of disturbing reports that for many children in bad home situations, school lunch is their only meal of the day.
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Is your kid a porker?
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
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Ahh, hit a nerve. You're a porker then. Oink oink!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9825559


You hit a nerve by trying to insult my kid(s). The only pig in this thread is you. Please grow up soon, for your families sake. Me-6'1" 214. yeah, i'm such a porker
 Quoting: Mwalk


Insulted YOUR kids? What's funny is, the question wasn't even directed at you--it was directed at the OP. I hadn't even read past the first three posts on page one.

You're just one of those a-holes constantly looking around for something to be offended and insulted by. News flash: Not everyone is out to piss you off.

It was a light-hearted joke, not even directed at you. Let it roll off!

Or don't, and enjoy your heart disease. I could not care less. But thanks for the fun! :-)
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
At my sons Jr. High (450 kids) they have have over 200 kids bring their own lunch daily
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Is your kid a porker?
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
 Quoting: Mwalk


Ahh, hit a nerve. You're a porker then. Oink oink!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9825559


You hit a nerve by trying to insult my kid(s). The only pig in this thread is you. Please grow up soon, for your families sake. Me-6'1" 214. yeah, i'm such a porker
 Quoting: Mwalk


You are overweight, I'm 6'1 185, perfectly fit.

Your kids are no doubt fat as well.

I hope they have enough hover-rounds at safeway for your entire family.
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
 Quoting: Mwalk


Ahh, hit a nerve. You're a porker then. Oink oink!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9825559


You hit a nerve by trying to insult my kid(s). The only pig in this thread is you. Please grow up soon, for your families sake. Me-6'1" 214. yeah, i'm such a porker
 Quoting: Mwalk


You are overweight, I'm 6'1 185, perfectly fit.

Your kids are no doubt fat as well.

I hope they have enough hover-rounds at safeway for your entire family.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2059592


Pic related, it's this your wife?

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Is your kid a porker?
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
 Quoting: Mwalk


Ahh, hit a nerve. You're a porker then. Oink oink!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9825559


You hit a nerve by trying to insult my kid(s). The only pig in this thread is you. Please grow up soon, for your families sake. Me-6'1" 214. yeah, i'm such a porker
 Quoting: Mwalk


Um actually according to the CDC you are considered to be overweight. People really underestimate weight in the U.S. Just as when they see their beautiful darling with "babyfat" and think they will grow out of it.

[link to www.cdc.gov]

Height: 6 feet, 1 inches
Weight: 214 pounds

Your BMI is 28.2, indicating your weight is in the Overweight category for adults of your height.

For your height, a normal weight range would be from 140 to 189 pounds.

People who are overweight or obese are at higher risk for chronic conditions such as high blood pressure, diabetes, and high cholesterol.
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my KIDS are in perfect health/weight you ass-faced troll
 Quoting: Mwalk


Ahh, hit a nerve. You're a porker then. Oink oink!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9825559


You hit a nerve by trying to insult my kid(s). The only pig in this thread is you. Please grow up soon, for your families sake. Me-6'1" 214. yeah, i'm such a porker
 Quoting: Mwalk


You are overweight, I'm 6'1 185, perfectly fit.

Your kids are no doubt fat as well.

I hope they have enough hover-rounds at safeway for your entire family.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2059592


You pussy, 185 lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao

Your wifes thigh weighs 185, 214, 31 inch waste, 50 inch chest, what size are you? PUSSY! 28 inch waste 26 inch chest?? is that youlmaolmaolmaolmao
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
Our schools in WV adopted this plan as well. The bigger kids ARE complaining they are hungry. They are allowed to have as much vegetables as they want. So if a kid is REALLY hungry, they can get more vegies.We all got to see what is being served, and it is enough. No more french fries and chicken nuggets, folks!!! Parents- pack your kids a lunch if you are not happy.
 Quoting: WVGAL 13268035


Vegetables alone are not brain food and hearty enough fuel for an athlete. And yes, I WOULD pack my kid's lunch. It's ridiculous.
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My kids' school is doing the same thing. They have 3 choices of "entrees", and then sides. These were today's options:
Entree 1: Bean Burrito, Entree 2: Ham, turkey, and cheese sandwich, and Entree 3: Baja salad. The sides are: dinner roll, pinto beans, baby carrots, and apple slices.

To me, this isn't a meal, but a light lunch. While it may be healthy, this doesn't even fill up my skinny kids so I hate to know how hungry the other kids are. The lunches are $2.20 a day, for elementary, plus I have to pack snacks for them to eat as well. Not to mention, I also have to buy after school snacks, because they are so hungry when they get home.

I have started packing my kids their own lunches, that are just as healthy, and they no longer try to eat everything in the house when they get home from school!
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
I bet her children do not eat the same crap they feed ours.
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Her kids have pizza on their school menu today. I kid you not.
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Re: Michelle Obama's Reduced Calorie Lunch Leaves Kids Hungry
My kids' school is doing the same thing. They have 3 choices of "entrees", and then sides. These were today's options:
Entree 1: Bean Burrito, Entree 2: Ham, turkey, and cheese sandwich, and Entree 3: Baja salad. The sides are: dinner roll, pinto beans, baby carrots, and apple slices.

To me, this isn't a meal, but a light lunch. While it may be healthy, this doesn't even fill up my skinny kids so I hate to know how hungry the other kids are. The lunches are $2.20 a day, for elementary, plus I have to pack snacks for them to eat as well. Not to mention, I also have to buy after school snacks, because they are so hungry when they get home.

I have started packing my kids their own lunches, that are just as healthy, and they no longer try to eat everything in the house when they get home from school!
 Quoting: stormygirl


That should actually be enough for a K-6 kid, but not for a high school athlete.

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