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Breaking NEWS (OMG) Water Fight breaks Out =Japan and Taiwan,,,its on

 
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WW3 IS HERE. Using A SUPER WATER CANNON AT LEAST A 90 CALIBER jAPS BEGAN SHOOTING THE PORR TIAWANS. OMG ...AHHHHH [link to www.foxnews.com]
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this is not ww3 except a water cannon. No one had died except water shooting at the boats.

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hey thats how it starts ,,, i seen people get killed for less
this too shall pass
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" Japanese patrol boats only fired at fishing vessels, said Hideaki Takase, a coast guard official."

This won't cause ww3 but the territory dispute is definitely going to have more chaos
My life is a Digital sucked in Computer, afterwords i bathe, eat certain foods and sometimes puke out toxins I love. I smoke alot of rat poison but im planning on quitting. Did you you know some bread is duck feathers or human hair? The FDA Allows Bugs and Rodent Hair
In Peanut Butter.
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YEAH?! WEll, my daddy's squirt gun is bigger than your daddy's squirt gun!

Naaa na naaaa na naaaaaaa....

Actually, we should send one of our ships over there and hose all of them down... they are acting like a bunch of dogs anyway.
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" Japanese patrol boats only fired at fishing vessels, said Hideaki Takase, a coast guard official."

This won't cause ww3 but the territory dispute is definitely going to have more chaos
 Quoting: Computerismylife


Only fired at fishing boats... because they didn't want to fire on a boat that could fire back.

Now, that is a smart and bold move on their part... I wonder if they have the ships running in reverse before they shot them with da'water.
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" Japanese patrol boats only fired at fishing vessels, said Hideaki Takase, a coast guard official."

This won't cause ww3 but the territory dispute is definitely going to have more chaos
 Quoting: Computerismylife


not sure if you are dumb and dont understand this fun or joking
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" Japanese patrol boats only fired at fishing vessels, said Hideaki Takase, a coast guard official."

This won't cause ww3 but the territory dispute is definitely going to have more chaos
 Quoting: Computerismylife


not sure if you are dumb and dont understand this fun or joking
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bsflag
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" Japanese patrol boats only fired at fishing vessels, said Hideaki Takase, a coast guard official."

This won't cause ww3 but the territory dispute is definitely going to have more chaos
 Quoting: Computerismylife


not sure if you are dumb and dont understand this fun or joking
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1096346


bsflag
 Quoting: Computerismylife


you expect China to takeover Japan? hidingbanana2
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Japan is use to Sea Shepherd, I doubt they are ready for crazed nationalists...
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hey thats how it starts ,,, i seen people get killed for less
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Aren't the Japanese the leading producer of balloons? Ideas anyone?

I swear, aren't all these reports proof positive that as we near the galactic center of the universe, we're getting dumber? By December 21st, we'll be chewing on pacifiers and shitting our pants.
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hey thats how it starts ,,, i seen people get killed for less
 Quoting: MN USA land of 10,000 fakes


Aren't the Japanese the leading producer of balloons? Ideas anyone?

I swear, aren't all these reports proof positive that as we near the galactic center of the universe, we're getting dumber? By December 21st, we'll be chewing on pacifiers and shitting our pants.
 Quoting: Top Hat


Depends underwear... the NEW gold rush. Buy now, or shit your pants later when the prices go up, and the shit goes down..
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OMG!
They will surely catch a cold.
This is indeed the start of a WW! Water War! tounge
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hey thats how it starts ,,, i seen people get killed for less
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rofl

A water pistol fight at sea.. seriously? Guess it's better than real ammo. God help them if that had been China. Don't think they would be using water.
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i hope there are some females on board wearing t-shirts.
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
Just one any....

The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything...

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I don't understand this. Taiwan and Japan are both against China and yet they are fighting each other over these islands?
Ayatollah Khomeini:
“Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world…. Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy? Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.”
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Sound like any minute they'll all bust out laughing!

One captain will undoutably 'press-ham/moon' (in his pilot house) on the other, while the other blasts him with his water cannon...

(An effective strategy developed while rafting down Cache-Creek in California)
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Meh, call me when the hair pulling and eye gouging starts...
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Japanese army now passing out super soakers - this is getting serious!
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applause2 This is how war should be
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Reminds me of this:
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" Japanese patrol boats only fired at fishing vessels, said Hideaki Takase, a coast guard official."

This won't cause ww3 but the territory dispute is definitely going to have more chaos
 Quoting: Computerismylife


not sure if you are dumb and dont understand this fun or joking
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1096346


bsflag
 Quoting: Computerismylife


you expect China to takeover Japan? hidingbanana2
 Quoting: Computerismylife


Nobody can takeover Japan, it's going into the ocean soon, the greedy japs sealed their own fate.

::chorus:
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Nobody can takeover Japan, it's going into the ocean soon, the greedy japs sealed their own fate.

::chorus:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14443159


choruschoruscheersrockonheadbanghi
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i have a sea kayak and am en route to take fotos
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I don't understand this. Taiwan and Japan are both against China and yet they are fighting each other over these islands?
 Quoting: l3ol3o


Because Taiwan also claims the islands separately.

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