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Alien invasion this saturday, please read

 
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they are to be welcomed.
How you approach them is how they will approach you.
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Mug of beer and a handshake will do.
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I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place.
Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover?
Just wondering...
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It is with tears in my eyes that i write this, at great risk to my life
Several of my scientist friends have tried to speak out but have been silenced in one way or another

My name is Martha Biggles, i am a scientist working at several underground facilities in the UK for the M.O.D at their extraterrestrial and classified department, dont think it exists? wrong. The british and every army in the world has an extraterrestrial and classified team which deal with things which are never released to the public.

I will get to the point, this saturday, the 29th september 2012 if you will, an alien invasion is planned, which will wipe out thousands. 911 was just a test to see how the masses would react to a big disaster.

I am warning any of you who are in Canada to get out of there before it is too late. The main landings will be there, so i assume that is where most of the damage will be dealt.

If i can be of any assistance i will, and i will keep you all updated, but for now it is time to warn your loved ones, friends, relatives to stay safe and if there are in canada to leave now!

Martha Biggles
 Quoting: Martha 10773860


First no hockey and now this. Poor Canadians, can't catch a break.
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I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place.
Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover?
Just wondering...
 Quoting: otterwoman


Calgary Alberta and British Columbia

i need to urge you to get out of Canada before it is too late

Im writing this because i care, i really do care about you
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"And so satan goes out to corrupt the hearts of many in preparation for the harvest, the gathering up of those who live in the Son of Salvation, so when the wide sweeping blow is carried out, he may stop many from believing the truth of who I am, lest the whole of creation turn back to the Lord their God. For there shall be many taken in that day, lowly of the lowly who stand upright before God, and every single child of innocence shall be gone from the earth. And the fathers and mothers shall mourn, and great shall be the wailing of them. For one shall be taken and the other left. Thus is the inheritance of the hard-hearted in that day. The earth shall be left in darkness, its light taken!

Woe to those who are left! Woe to those, who will not believe, you shall believe the lie that even aliens from other worlds and serpents have stole away your beloved...Wickedness! Great Blasphemy! You shall receive judgment, in full, for your wickedness, following after satan and his servant into condemnation and destruction...

Yet call on the name of the Lord in that day, in all truth and supplications,
and you shall be delivered!


The Lord has spoken! It shall be done.
The sun is setting on this age of men.

Behold the Morning Star, for it rises quickly,
and shall make an end and a beginning which has no end.

For as I am, so is He I am sending....
the Alpha and Omega, the Lord and your God, your King!...
The Holy One of Israel, Yeshua the Anointed of God...
by whom all things are and have life,
even the Fashioner and Carpenter of all these worlds.


Amen."



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09/25/2012 04:53 PM
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Fails to answer important questions......bsflag
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There's only one Martha Biggles.
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Why Canada?

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09/25/2012 04:57 PM
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I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark.


 Quoting: Martha 10773860


uhhh
 Quoting: Needles Eye


Canadian F

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A scientist that writes like a retard. If I ever start pretending I'm a scientist in GLP, I'll give it my best to sound at least interesting.

You say you put yourself in risk, but you go ahead and tell us your full name. Come on GLP, puberty was suppose to end shit like this for you guys.
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this is so funny.toungelolsign
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It is with tears in my eyes that i write this, at great risk to my life
Several of my scientist friends have tried to speak out but have been silenced in one way or another

My name is Martha Biggles, i am a scientist working at several underground facilities in the UK for the M.O.D at their extraterrestrial and classified department, dont think it exists? wrong. The british and every army in the world has an extraterrestrial and classified team which deal with things which are never released to the public.

I will get to the point, this saturday, the 29th september 2012 if you will, an alien invasion is planned, which will wipe out thousands. 911 was just a test to see how the masses would react to a big disaster.

I am warning any of you who are in Canada to get out of there before it is too late. The main landings will be there, so i assume that is where most of the damage will be dealt.

If i can be of any assistance i will, and i will keep you all updated, but for now it is time to warn your loved ones, friends, relatives to stay safe and if there are in canada to leave now!

Martha Biggles
 Quoting: Martha 10773860

I'm just glad they are not invading America.
I'm not ready to repel invaders just yet. I have to work on being more physically fit, our military says were to fat.
Maybe I'll just sit here on repel the invaders with my computer.
Thanks for the warning.
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Not this Sh!t again......
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I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark.


 Quoting: Martha 10773860


uhhh
 Quoting: Needles Eye


Maybe mark is the dog who has a hair lip?.......
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Why Canada?

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Now, THAT is the first thing that has made sense on this thread so far.


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I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark.


 Quoting: Martha 10773860


uhhh
 Quoting: Needles Eye


Maybe mark is the dog who has a hair lip?.......
afro
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or maybe mark and jasper are beautiful and anne is one ugly mofo?........
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Not this Sh!t again......
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At least it's not Bernard, remember him from the UK Olympics
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The only alien invasion were getting are all the fricking Asians and Muslims.
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Not this Sh!t again......
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At least it's not Bernard, remember him from the UK Olympics
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Bernard? my grandfather is called Bernard, he does come on here from time to time, he works with nasa
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how come OP user id number wont search?
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how come OP user id number wont search?
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now it suddenly works surprise surprise
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Quit it already OP.

This is the same retarded british that would come up with a random roleplay ever week.

1 star and hope you get permabanned.
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09/25/2012 05:13 PM
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Lol I love how GP attracts these scients who can't spell and have just terrible grammar. It really is amazing. The best part is when they're called out and they give some awesomely lame excuse.

And that name Martha Biggles just makes me laugh out loud. Don't just read it, say it. It's funny.
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I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place.
Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover?
Just wondering...
 Quoting: otterwoman


Calgary Alberta and British Columbia

i need to urge you to get out of Canada before it is too late

Im writing this because i care, i really do care about you
 Quoting: Martha 10773860


Oh, Dr. Finklebottom!!! Your brand of bullshit, is the most entertaining.

I'll say what I said, on your first post: people react very quickly to your stories. You usually get a lot of page views. Document. Resume. Marketing firms will pay you top dollar.

This story was pretty damn close, though. I've always heard whispers, "1st" contact would occur at Nathan Phillips Square (Toronto).
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Cool story, Norman.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Lol I love how GP attracts these scients who can't spell and have just terrible grammar. It really is amazing. The best part is when they're called out and they give some awesomely lame excuse.

And that name Martha Biggles just makes me laugh out loud. Don't just read it, say it. It's funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14905916


*Scientists

I guess I'm one of them lol
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Not this Sh!t again......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18241510


At least it's not Bernard, remember him from the UK Olympics
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Bernard? my grandfather is called Bernard, he does come on here from time to time, he works with nasa
 Quoting: Martha 10773860


roflrofl
Just one any....

The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything...

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Not this Sh!t again......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18241510


At least it's not Bernard, remember him from the UK Olympics
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


or is it
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