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Alien invasion this saturday, please read

 
stella stevens

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 Quoting: Martha 10773860


that guy has 4 kids but names 6
so I think you are both graduates of
the same school.

harold de groot or something like that
for the retarded. I would say autistic,but
you guys are retards.
Little Drummer

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09/25/2012 06:41 PM

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we will start calling them
canaliens then

btw, what time about?
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I have enjoyed this entire thread. I am amazed at the quick wit we have here.
I gotta tell ya I mostly giggled while reading until I got to this part.
I fell out completely, on the floor laughing.

I will for the rest of my life call canada sightings Canaliens.

Thanks every one for the good time here.
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I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark.


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uhhh
 Quoting: Needles Eye

Two Beautiful and
One is really fucking UGLY
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Oh stop it! My side is hurting me.. LMAO..

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Apopheros
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I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place.
Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover?
Just wondering...
 Quoting: otterwoman


Calgary Alberta and British Columbia

i need to urge you to get out of Canada before it is too late

Im writing this because i care, i really do care about you
 Quoting: Martha 10773860




OP, what do you think will happen to the antichrist living in Canada? Either you're a trap or a trick or either you tell the truth and you're fucked!
"There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit."
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they are not to be feared but welcomed
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serpent lover here
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I would like to take this opportunity to give you a bit more about my background, i am a trained pilot and a scientist, i specialise with physics and backengineering of alien technology.

I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark.

I have always tried to do my best for humanity, and it is at a risk to my own life that i have put forward this information in the hope that people will save themselves
 Quoting: Martha 10773860


For a scientist you cannot add for shit.
Apopheros
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Eh! I invite the real aliens, the ones who getmyselfsonnect up the quebecker cardiologist base camp in the Himalayans with an unatural avalanche because he's a homie,...I invite you to invade UK for real on 9-29

I want to see this little twerp and the King shit their pants!

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I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place.
Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover?
Just wondering...
 Quoting: otterwoman


Calgary Alberta and British Columbia

i need to urge you to get out of Canada before it is too late

Im writing this because i care, i really do care about you
 Quoting: Martha 10773860




OP, what do you think will happen to the antichrist living in Canada? Either you're a trap or a trick or either you tell the truth and you're fucked!
 Quoting: Apopheros




they will arrive in the holy land

make big splash

give their best "I am your savior" spiel

following big quake
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I'll be off planet for sure. . . on a three hour cruise with Gilligan and the Skipper, Mary Ann and Ginger. . .


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Last Edited by The Starbuckian on 09/25/2012 07:37 PM
Religion is 100% reusable.

"Good Queen Sarah, protect us from the Black Dog King"
- from the play, Dissocia

Sometimes to get people to believe in themselves again, outlandish things must be said - [link to www.tcm.com]
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I am warning any of you who are in Canada to get out of there before it is too late. The main landings will be there, so i assume that is where most of the damage will be dealt.

Martha Biggles
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So, why Canada only?
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Maybe the Van Allen Radiation Belts are thinner up North?

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Last Edited by The Starbuckian on 09/25/2012 07:49 PM
Religion is 100% reusable.

"Good Queen Sarah, protect us from the Black Dog King"
- from the play, Dissocia

Sometimes to get people to believe in themselves again, outlandish things must be said - [link to www.tcm.com]
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Bernard, you have done it again:

"I am happily married to my dear wife, Margret, and we have four beautiful children, Florence, Walter, Herbert, Trevor, Bertha and Bob."

"I was with my wife Georgina, who i love dearly, and we spoke to the et and he annointed us with his holy oil, then he left, and told us to bury the bodies!"

While I would ask "what did they REALLY do to you at Roswell?" you are clearly not old enough to have witnessed this while married to Georgina. In fact, as the 'time traveller' you were not even here when Roswell happened.


Bernard, you need continuity if you want to pull this off.

¿Comprende?

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LINK OR GET THE FUCK OFF BITCH!
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we will start calling them
canaliens then

btw, what time about?
 Quoting: stella stevens


I have enjoyed this entire thread. I am amazed at the quick wit we have here.
I gotta tell ya I mostly giggled while reading until I got to this part.
I fell out completely, on the floor laughing.

I will for the rest of my life call canada sightings Canaliens.

Thanks every one for the good time here.
 Quoting: Little Drummer


lol


tounge
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BULL SHIT If anything it would be the government/ new world order nazi scam.
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Biggles.. Lol
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not many got that one...did they..
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Martha Biggles? LOL......
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Martha Biggles? LOL......
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I never knew he had a wife??
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dear Martha
count your kids again!

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2 kids with 3 names ?
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HAHAHA
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Whether "Martha" is right or wrong, everyone here seems to "not believe" Martha even though "Martha" managed to keep this "supposed to be false" thread active for more a whole day, you are puppets of GLP.

9/11 was an event to test peoples reactions? GLP is the same thing, Cyber Disasters created on GLP to test how lonely people who think they are the unique ones with the real truth?

As long as truth is convenient, it is not truth.
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I would like to take this opportunity to give you a bit more about my background, i am a trained pilot and a scientist, i specialise with physics and backengineering of alien technology.

I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark.

I have always tried to do my best for humanity, and it is at a risk to my own life that i have put forward this information in the hope that people will save themselves
 Quoting: Martha 10773860


Thanks for taking the risk, but you should know all of the smart cookies already clued on to their genetically engineered bs, and also realized its second purpose is to make people afraid of good aliens.

Expect to see many a blasting rod getting used if they try to pull this crap instead of giving the wealth back to the people.
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I would like to take this opportunity to give you a bit more about my background, i am a trained pilot and a scientist, i specialise with physics and backengineering of alien technology.

I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark.

I have always tried to do my best for humanity, and it is at a risk to my own life that i have put forward this information in the hope that people will save themselves
 Quoting: Martha 10773860

two beautiful children,Anne, Jasper, and Mark.
TWO??? That's three shit for brains
specialise... i.... Well, you sure look stupid to me dumb ass.
Learn spelling and sentance structure troll.

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Martha BIGGLES!!! Brilliant! Anyway, nobody gives a fuck about Canada. Will be fun to watch for sure lol
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Great thread! LOL Okay Canadians they EAT YOU FIRST!Goofy Thum
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I cant begin to tell you all how important it is you get out of Canada before it is too late
 Quoting: Martha 10773860


... could you confirm i dream i had about 10 month ago.

i say montreal geeting pounded to shred by some sort of orbital bombardement! around 30 strikes.

here watch these i made.

To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself!
There is no love in truth but there is truth in love!
Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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I would like to take this opportunity to give you a bit more about my background, i am a trained pilot and a scientist, i specialise with physics and backengineering of alien technology.

I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark.

I have always tried to do my best for humanity, and it is at a risk to my own life that i have put forward this information in the hope that people will save themselves
 Quoting: Martha 10773860



Sure you are. A 'trained pilot' and a 'scientist' who is unable to write properly! How retarded can you get? You do realise that you should capitalise your 'i's and that its 'British' not 'british.'

So sick of idiots like the OP.
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It is with tears in my eyes that i write this, at great risk to my life
Several of my scientist friends have tried to speak out but have been silenced in one way or another

My name is Martha Biggles, i am a scientist working at several underground facilities in the UK for the M.O.D at their extraterrestrial and classified department, dont think it exists? wrong. The british and every army in the world has an extraterrestrial and classified team which deal with things which are never released to the public.

I will get to the point, this saturday, the 29th september 2012 if you will, an alien invasion is planned, which will wipe out thousands. 911 was just a test to see how the masses would react to a big disaster.

I am warning any of you who are in Canada to get out of there before it is too late. The main landings will be there, so i assume that is where most of the damage will be dealt.

If i can be of any assistance i will, and i will keep you all updated, but for now it is time to warn your loved ones, friends, relatives to stay safe and if there are in canada to leave now!

Martha Biggles
 Quoting: Martha 10773860


Why Canada? Does not make logistical sense.

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