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THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/25/2012 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they are to be welcomed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24234546 How you approach them is how they will approach you. Mug of beer and a handshake will do. :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24231956 United States 09/25/2012 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is with tears in my eyes that i write this, at great risk to my life Quoting: Martha 10773860 Several of my scientist friends have tried to speak out but have been silenced in one way or another My name is Martha Biggles, i am a scientist working at several underground facilities in the UK for the M.O.D at their extraterrestrial and classified department, dont think it exists? wrong. The british and every army in the world has an extraterrestrial and classified team which deal with things which are never released to the public. I will get to the point, this saturday, the 29th september 2012 if you will, an alien invasion is planned, which will wipe out thousands. 911 was just a test to see how the masses would react to a big disaster. I am warning any of you who are in Canada to get out of there before it is too late. The main landings will be there, so i assume that is where most of the damage will be dealt. If i can be of any assistance i will, and i will keep you all updated, but for now it is time to warn your loved ones, friends, relatives to stay safe and if there are in canada to leave now! Martha Biggles First no hockey and now this. Poor Canadians, can't catch a break. |
Martha (OP) User ID: 10773860 United Kingdom 09/25/2012 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place. Quoting: otterwoman Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover? Just wondering... Calgary Alberta and British Columbia i need to urge you to get out of Canada before it is too late Im writing this because i care, i really do care about you |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13972960 Germany 09/25/2012 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Woe to those who are left! Woe to those, who will not believe, you shall believe the lie that even aliens from other worlds and serpents have stole away your beloved...Wickedness! Great Blasphemy! You shall receive judgment, in full, for your wickedness, following after satan and his servant into condemnation and destruction... Yet call on the name of the Lord in that day, in all truth and supplications, and you shall be delivered! The Lord has spoken! It shall be done. The sun is setting on this age of men. Behold the Morning Star, for it rises quickly, and shall make an end and a beginning which has no end. For as I am, so is He I am sending.... the Alpha and Omega, the Lord and your God, your King!... The Holy One of Israel, Yeshua the Anointed of God... by whom all things are and have life, even the Fashioner and Carpenter of all these worlds. Amen." Excerpt from: Wolves in Sheep’s Clothing 3/19/07 - From God the Father - A Letter Given to Timothy, For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear more and free: [link to www.youtube.com] |
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Digital mix guy User ID: 24415411 United States 09/25/2012 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark. Quoting: Martha 10773860 uhhh Last Edited by Digital mix guy Spock on 09/25/2012 04:59 PM Have no fear, Spock is here!!! LLAP |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14735308 United States 09/25/2012 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A scientist that writes like a retard. If I ever start pretending I'm a scientist in GLP, I'll give it my best to sound at least interesting. You say you put yourself in risk, but you go ahead and tell us your full name. Come on GLP, puberty was suppose to end shit like this for you guys. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 5583279 United States 09/25/2012 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is with tears in my eyes that i write this, at great risk to my life Quoting: Martha 10773860 Several of my scientist friends have tried to speak out but have been silenced in one way or another My name is Martha Biggles, i am a scientist working at several underground facilities in the UK for the M.O.D at their extraterrestrial and classified department, dont think it exists? wrong. The british and every army in the world has an extraterrestrial and classified team which deal with things which are never released to the public. I will get to the point, this saturday, the 29th september 2012 if you will, an alien invasion is planned, which will wipe out thousands. 911 was just a test to see how the masses would react to a big disaster. I am warning any of you who are in Canada to get out of there before it is too late. The main landings will be there, so i assume that is where most of the damage will be dealt. If i can be of any assistance i will, and i will keep you all updated, but for now it is time to warn your loved ones, friends, relatives to stay safe and if there are in canada to leave now! Martha Biggles I'm just glad they are not invading America. I'm not ready to repel invaders just yet. I have to work on being more physically fit, our military says were to fat. Maybe I'll just sit here on repel the invaders with my computer. Thanks for the warning. |
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A Friend User ID: 23518947 United States 09/25/2012 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now, THAT is the first thing that has made sense on this thread so far. But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21144003 United Kingdom 09/25/2012 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark. Quoting: Martha 10773860 uhhh Maybe mark is the dog who has a hair lip?....... or maybe mark and jasper are beautiful and anne is one ugly mofo?........ |
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/25/2012 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At least it's not Bernard, remember him from the UK Olympics :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14905916 United States 09/25/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol I love how GP attracts these scients who can't spell and have just terrible grammar. It really is amazing. The best part is when they're called out and they give some awesomely lame excuse. And that name Martha Biggles just makes me laugh out loud. Don't just read it, say it. It's funny. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24338802 Canada 09/25/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place. Quoting: otterwoman Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover? Just wondering... Calgary Alberta and British Columbia i need to urge you to get out of Canada before it is too late Im writing this because i care, i really do care about you Oh, Dr. Finklebottom!!! Your brand of bullshit, is the most entertaining. I'll say what I said, on your first post: people react very quickly to your stories. You usually get a lot of page views. Document. Resume. Marketing firms will pay you top dollar. This story was pretty damn close, though. I've always heard whispers, "1st" contact would occur at Nathan Phillips Square (Toronto). |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14905916 United States 09/25/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol I love how GP attracts these scients who can't spell and have just terrible grammar. It really is amazing. The best part is when they're called out and they give some awesomely lame excuse. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14905916 And that name Martha Biggles just makes me laugh out loud. Don't just read it, say it. It's funny. *Scientists I guess I'm one of them lol |
Dangerwalt User ID: 22103379 Brazil 09/25/2012 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bernard? my grandfather is called Bernard, he does come on here from time to time, he works with nasa Just one any.... The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything... :hollowichigo: |
THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/25/2012 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | or is it :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |