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Little Drummer User ID: 1544158 United States 09/25/2012 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have enjoyed this entire thread. I am amazed at the quick wit we have here. I gotta tell ya I mostly giggled while reading until I got to this part. I fell out completely, on the floor laughing. I will for the rest of my life call canada sightings Canaliens. Thanks every one for the good time here. |
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Apopheros User ID: 633354 Canada 09/25/2012 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place. Quoting: otterwoman Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover? Just wondering... Calgary Alberta and British Columbia i need to urge you to get out of Canada before it is too late Im writing this because i care, i really do care about you OP, what do you think will happen to the antichrist living in Canada? Either you're a trap or a trick or either you tell the truth and you're fucked! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11391214 United States 09/25/2012 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would like to take this opportunity to give you a bit more about my background, i am a trained pilot and a scientist, i specialise with physics and backengineering of alien technology. Quoting: Martha 10773860 I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark. I have always tried to do my best for humanity, and it is at a risk to my own life that i have put forward this information in the hope that people will save themselves For a scientist you cannot add for shit. |
Apopheros User ID: 633354 Canada 09/25/2012 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Eh! I invite the real aliens, the ones who up the quebecker cardiologist base camp in the Himalayans with an unatural avalanche because he's a homie,...I invite you to invade UK for real on 9-29 I want to see this little twerp and the King shit their pants! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24368957 United States 09/25/2012 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in Canada. What part of Canada, do you think? It's a fairly big place. Quoting: otterwoman Also, where are all the Canadians supposed to go? And if all the Canadians leave, is that saying to other countries, free country for takeover? Just wondering... Calgary Alberta and British Columbia i need to urge you to get out of Canada before it is too late Im writing this because i care, i really do care about you OP, what do you think will happen to the antichrist living in Canada? Either you're a trap or a trick or either you tell the truth and you're fucked! they will arrive in the holy land make big splash give their best "I am your savior" spiel following big quake |
The Starbuckian User ID: 1577556 Puerto Rico 09/25/2012 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll be off planet for sure. . . on a three hour cruise with Gilligan and the Skipper, Mary Ann and Ginger. . . Last Edited by The Starbuckian on 09/25/2012 07:37 PM “Queen Sarah, save us from the Black Dog King!” - from the play, Dissocia [link to tasaonline.org.au (secure)] "Never be anyone's French poodle." - Mr Hamilton |
The Starbuckian User ID: 1577556 Puerto Rico 09/25/2012 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am warning any of you who are in Canada to get out of there before it is too late. The main landings will be there, so i assume that is where most of the damage will be dealt. Quoting: Martha 10773860 Martha Biggles So, why Canada only? Maybe the Van Allen Radiation Belts are thinner up North? [link to picasaweb.google.com (secure)] Last Edited by The Starbuckian on 09/25/2012 07:49 PM “Queen Sarah, save us from the Black Dog King!” - from the play, Dissocia [link to tasaonline.org.au (secure)] "Never be anyone's French poodle." - Mr Hamilton |
Esoteric Morgan ...in awe of many things User ID: 3539589 United States 09/25/2012 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bernard, you have done it again: "I am happily married to my dear wife, Margret, and we have four beautiful children, Florence, Walter, Herbert, Trevor, Bertha and Bob." "I was with my wife Georgina, who i love dearly, and we spoke to the et and he annointed us with his holy oil, then he left, and told us to bury the bodies!" While I would ask "what did they REALLY do to you at Roswell?" you are clearly not old enough to have witnessed this while married to Georgina. In fact, as the 'time traveller' you were not even here when Roswell happened. Bernard, you need continuity if you want to pull this off. ¿Comprende? Last Edited by esotericMorgan on 09/25/2012 08:17 PM -- TRUST THE PLAN -- .......WWG1WGA...... ____________________________ still in awe of many things |
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stella stevens User ID: 1490898 Canada 09/25/2012 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have enjoyed this entire thread. I am amazed at the quick wit we have here. I gotta tell ya I mostly giggled while reading until I got to this part. I fell out completely, on the floor laughing. I will for the rest of my life call canada sightings Canaliens. Thanks every one for the good time here. lol |
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THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/26/2012 06:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not many got that one...did they.. :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
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THE INQUISADOR User ID: 1375283 United States 09/26/2012 07:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I never knew he had a wife?? :nose23l36: SCOTLAND FOREVER America is the Grand Experiment..Let us not Fail.. Listed Number 1 in the Guinness World Record Book of EXTRA LARGE Steel Balls Opinions are like Farts..Only the very best linger on and on Great Men wake up to slay spam tards. Most are content to chase lizards. Therein lies the difference. Live Brave.LIVE FREE. Murphy is my patron Saint. I SIGN MY NEG KARMA |
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3ogla User ID: 1978494 Jordan 09/26/2012 07:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whether "Martha" is right or wrong, everyone here seems to "not believe" Martha even though "Martha" managed to keep this "supposed to be false" thread active for more a whole day, you are puppets of GLP. 9/11 was an event to test peoples reactions? GLP is the same thing, Cyber Disasters created on GLP to test how lonely people who think they are the unique ones with the real truth? As long as truth is convenient, it is not truth. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24389738 Australia 09/26/2012 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would like to take this opportunity to give you a bit more about my background, i am a trained pilot and a scientist, i specialise with physics and backengineering of alien technology. Quoting: Martha 10773860 I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark. I have always tried to do my best for humanity, and it is at a risk to my own life that i have put forward this information in the hope that people will save themselves Thanks for taking the risk, but you should know all of the smart cookies already clued on to their genetically engineered bs, and also realized its second purpose is to make people afraid of good aliens. Expect to see many a blasting rod getting used if they try to pull this crap instead of giving the wealth back to the people. |
doomsucker User ID: 24451977 United States 09/26/2012 08:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would like to take this opportunity to give you a bit more about my background, i am a trained pilot and a scientist, i specialise with physics and backengineering of alien technology. Quoting: Martha 10773860 I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark. I have always tried to do my best for humanity, and it is at a risk to my own life that i have put forward this information in the hope that people will save themselves two beautiful children,Anne, Jasper, and Mark. TWO??? That's three shit for brains specialise... i.... Well, you sure look stupid to me dumb ass. Learn spelling and sentance structure troll. Last Edited by A Mery Can on 09/26/2012 08:55 AM |
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Blitz the storm-striker User ID: 7032697 Canada 09/26/2012 09:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I cant begin to tell you all how important it is you get out of Canada before it is too late Quoting: Martha 10773860 ... could you confirm i dream i had about 10 month ago. i say montreal geeting pounded to shred by some sort of orbital bombardement! around 30 strikes. here watch these i made. To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth! The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be... Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together! your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you! The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love! The highest Purpose of our mind is the ability to Forget! Go on and Forgive yourself! There is no love in truth but there is truth in love! Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23992770 United Kingdom 09/26/2012 09:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would like to take this opportunity to give you a bit more about my background, i am a trained pilot and a scientist, i specialise with physics and backengineering of alien technology. Quoting: Martha 10773860 I have been married to my husband George for 20 years and we have two beautiful children, Anne, Jasper, and Mark. I have always tried to do my best for humanity, and it is at a risk to my own life that i have put forward this information in the hope that people will save themselves Sure you are. A 'trained pilot' and a 'scientist' who is unable to write properly! How retarded can you get? You do realise that you should capitalise your 'i's and that its 'British' not 'british.' So sick of idiots like the OP. |
PatrikC325 User ID: 1166101 United States 09/26/2012 09:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is with tears in my eyes that i write this, at great risk to my life Quoting: Martha 10773860 Several of my scientist friends have tried to speak out but have been silenced in one way or another My name is Martha Biggles, i am a scientist working at several underground facilities in the UK for the M.O.D at their extraterrestrial and classified department, dont think it exists? wrong. The british and every army in the world has an extraterrestrial and classified team which deal with things which are never released to the public. I will get to the point, this saturday, the 29th september 2012 if you will, an alien invasion is planned, which will wipe out thousands. 911 was just a test to see how the masses would react to a big disaster. I am warning any of you who are in Canada to get out of there before it is too late. The main landings will be there, so i assume that is where most of the damage will be dealt. If i can be of any assistance i will, and i will keep you all updated, but for now it is time to warn your loved ones, friends, relatives to stay safe and if there are in canada to leave now! Martha Biggles Why Canada? Does not make logistical sense. |