I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.

The damn speed limit is 70 on the highway here and I'm already doing 80 and no, I'm not getting out of your fucking way.

Go the fuck around. You do not own the goddam road.

Especially you jerks in your big pickup trucks.

So, I have developed a plan.

I have built an EMP Pulse device and attached it to my rear bumper. I used a small parabolic device to focus the EMP behind me so it does not affect my car.

The first jerk that got on my ass today got his electrical system fried. It worked like a charm!

Not more than 5 minutes later another asshole in a pickup truck got on my ass and started blinking his lights at me.

I pulsed his ass and now his big fancy pickup truck is useless, sitting on the side of the road with it's electrical system burning.

That was so much fun!!

I'm thinking about building these and selling them on eBay.

Can't wait to try it on the next jerk in an 18 wheeler.