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I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.

 
Pissed Off Driver
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09/26/2012 02:36 AM
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I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.

The damn speed limit is 70 on the highway here and I'm already doing 80 and no, I'm not getting out of your fucking way.

Go the fuck around. You do not own the goddam road.

Especially you jerks in your big pickup trucks.

So, I have developed a plan.

I have built an EMP Pulse device and attached it to my rear bumper. I used a small parabolic device to focus the EMP behind me so it does not affect my car.

The first jerk that got on my ass today got his electrical system fried. It worked like a charm!

Not more than 5 minutes later another asshole in a pickup truck got on my ass and started blinking his lights at me.

I pulsed his ass and now his big fancy pickup truck is useless, sitting on the side of the road with it's electrical system burning.

That was so much fun!!

I'm thinking about building these and selling them on eBay.

Can't wait to try it on the next jerk in an 18 wheeler.

hi
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09/26/2012 02:44 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
do what i do.

slam on your brakes and watch their faces in the mirror.

it's funny as hell... if if they aren't fast enough... you get big cash!
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09/26/2012 02:51 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
I like to drift onto the shoulder and it throws gravel, that usually works well. Can you share the plans for emp?
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09/26/2012 02:54 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
"I have built an EMP Pulse device"
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09/26/2012 02:55 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
you will red list just for googling it- can do with a microwave oven- dam dangerous
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09/26/2012 03:01 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
You Rock OP! rockon

Although, this could potentially be used on Cops too.

"Just try and turn those lights on buddy." rofl
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09/26/2012 03:01 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
Yeah OP about that device..... I'm interested in buying one.
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09/26/2012 03:01 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
The same mentality that causes people to tailgate will cause those same people to break into your home wtshtf and kill & rob you of your food.

They are basically psychotic, narcissistic sociopaths. They don't care that they are pissing you off, in fact, it's one of the reasons they love tailgating.

When I get one, I put on my emergency lights and slow down. A cop sees me driving with my emergency lights flashing and an idiot tailgating me... well, the tailgating SFB's usually get the picture (but not always)and back off.
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09/26/2012 03:06 AM

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OP, you are not in charge of keeping people from speeding. It's called "lane courtesy". Move the fuck over.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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09/26/2012 03:06 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
The damn speed limit is 70 on the highway here and I'm already doing 80 and no, I'm not getting out of your fucking way.


 Quoting: Pissed Off Driver 997239


Change lane you selfish fuck
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09/26/2012 03:08 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
do what i do.

slam on your brakes and watch their faces in the mirror.

it's funny as hell... if if they aren't fast enough... you get big cash!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24275310


I've done that, it is indeed effective, albeit risky

I just moved to an area that is bordering the city, toward the more rural/country areas, and the jerks in their trucks are about to make me scream - everyone is so impatient and stupid with the lack of sense on the road. And I love the people who just cannot STAND if you drive the speed limit say, on a city street, so they have to zoom up behind you, and cut around you really close, just to make their point - sometimes even rude enough to also cut back in front of you- really close. What always baffles me, is that they put their lead foot to all of that trouble to get ahead of me for a couple blocks, just to end up stuck next to me at the next couple red lights as we meet again. So totally lame. Glad I'm not paying for their gas.
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.

The damn speed limit is 70 on the highway here and I'm already doing 80 and no, I'm not getting out of your fucking way.

Go the fuck around. You do not own the goddam road.

Especially you jerks in your big pickup trucks.

So, I have developed a plan.

I have built an EMP Pulse device and attached it to my rear bumper. I used a small parabolic device to focus the EMP behind me so it does not affect my car.

The first jerk that got on my ass today got his electrical system fried. It worked like a charm!

Not more than 5 minutes later another asshole in a pickup truck got on my ass and started blinking his lights at me.

I pulsed his ass and now his big fancy pickup truck is useless, sitting on the side of the road with it's electrical system burning.

That was so much fun!!

I'm thinking about building these and selling them on eBay.

Can't wait to try it on the next jerk in an 18 wheeler.

hi
 Quoting: Pissed Off Driver 997239

Can't wait until someone shoots you for being such a selfish inconsiderate piece of shit slime.
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09/26/2012 03:09 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
And I love the people who just cannot STAND if you drive the speed limit say, on a city street, so they have to zoom up behind you, and cut around you really close, just to make their point
 Quoting: Geo777


Keep trusting the government and its "speed limits" you selfish sheep ass.
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.

The damn speed limit is 70 on the highway here and I'm already doing 80 and no, I'm not getting out of your fucking way.

Go the fuck around. You do not own the goddam road.

Especially you jerks in your big pickup trucks.

So, I have developed a plan.

I have built an EMP Pulse device and attached it to my rear bumper. I used a small parabolic device to focus the EMP behind me so it does not affect my car.

The first jerk that got on my ass today got his electrical system fried. It worked like a charm!

Not more than 5 minutes later another asshole in a pickup truck got on my ass and started blinking his lights at me.

I pulsed his ass and now his big fancy pickup truck is useless, sitting on the side of the road with it's electrical system burning.

That was so much fun!!

I'm thinking about building these and selling them on eBay.

Can't wait to try it on the next jerk in an 18 wheeler.

hi
 Quoting: Pissed Off Driver 997239


Sounds awesome OP! Does your prius already have a plug built into it?
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09/26/2012 03:10 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.

The damn speed limit is 70 on the highway here and I'm already doing 80 and no, I'm not getting out of your fucking way.

Go the fuck around. You do not own the goddam road.

Especially you jerks in your big pickup trucks.

So, I have developed a plan.

I have built an EMP Pulse device and attached it to my rear bumper. I used a small parabolic device to focus the EMP behind me so it does not affect my car.

The first jerk that got on my ass today got his electrical system fried. It worked like a charm!

Not more than 5 minutes later another asshole in a pickup truck got on my ass and started blinking his lights at me.

I pulsed his ass and now his big fancy pickup truck is useless, sitting on the side of the road with it's electrical system burning.

That was so much fun!!

I'm thinking about building these and selling them on eBay.

Can't wait to try it on the next jerk in an 18 wheeler.

hi
 Quoting: Pissed Off Driver 997239


We need these for the PEOPLE... to defend ourselves from "hacked" unmanned US drones, you think? :D

Hey i have the same problem.. could you help someone out and teach me or send some links on it?

yoda
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09/26/2012 03:32 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
Yeah OP about that device..... I'm interested in buying one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18851138


On second thought, nevermind.... It looks like these are illegal. OP you may want to reconsider using that, maybe just get rid of it altogether.
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09/26/2012 03:53 AM
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Sounds awesome OP! Does your prius already have a plug built into it?
 Quoting: Pissed Off Driver 997239


Get behind me and ride my ass and find out for yourself.

slaphim
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09/26/2012 03:53 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.

Keep trusting the government and its "speed limits" you selfish sheep ass.
 Quoting: Geo777


The speed limit is the law, not a suggestion.
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09/26/2012 03:55 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
OP, you are not in charge of keeping people from speeding. It's called "lane courtesy". Move the fuck over.
 Quoting: Factual Error


No.

Go the fuck around.

I have every right to drive in whatever lane I so choose. If you want to go faster, you have the choice to pass me.
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09/26/2012 03:56 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
EMP pulse device.

Putin

Number of people posting thinking such a device is real = number of people posting about free energy being real.
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09/26/2012 03:56 AM
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Can't wait until someone shoots you for being such a selfish inconsiderate piece of shit slime.
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If they can catch me after their electrical system is fried, they can shoot away.
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09/26/2012 03:58 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
EMP pulse device.

Putin

Number of people posting thinking such a device is real = number of people posting about free energy being real.
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whatever
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09/26/2012 04:04 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
There are multiple lanes for a reason. The speed limit is irrelevant and it doesn't give you the authority to block traffic because your tampax is bloody. So move your bitch ass over and let the men go through.

Coming from a long line of cops I'm here to tell you that the pigs aren't at all concerned with speed limits. They would much rather see the traffic moving fast so that the system doesn't get congested. You have to look at the big picture. It is why there are speeding tolerances and you won't get jacked unless you are doing 20 over or if you are a thug in a clown car with 8 pounds of weed.

I commend you for at least doing 80. That is the absolute minimum. If you're incapable of driving at least that speed you shouldn't be on the freeway as you pose a risk to the majority and also a problem for the flow of the system. Freeways are like sewer pipes. If you are a big solid turd blocking the pipe then you are the most shitty.

And I'd be very careful who's car you shower rocks on. You just might get fucked. So move your piece of shit over to the geritol lane.
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09/26/2012 04:06 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.

Keep trusting the government and its "speed limits" you selfish sheep ass.
 Quoting: Geo777


The speed limit is the law, not a suggestion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


Keep abiding by all the laws that get rammed down your neck sheep ass like a good slave never question them oh no just do as your told little sheep.
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09/26/2012 04:07 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
If you're incapable of driving at least that speed you shouldn't be on the freeway as you pose a risk to the majority and also a problem for the flow of the system.
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This. I think many just cant handle a car at a certain speed, peeing their pants being scared. I hate them too.
If OP got an EMP we should get a Bazooka to make the lane clear.
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
OP, you are not in charge of keeping people from speeding. It's called "lane courtesy". Move the fuck over.
 Quoting: Factual Error


No.

Go the fuck around.

I have every right to drive in whatever lane I so choose. If you want to go faster, you have the choice to pass me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 997239


See this little boot licking psychopath wants to take his mommy issues onto the road and play childish little games that get people killed.
What a waste of oxygen seriously.
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09/26/2012 04:09 AM
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Can't wait until someone shoots you for being such a selfish inconsiderate piece of shit slime.
 Quoting: Pissed Off Driver 997239


If they can catch me after their electrical system is fried, they can shoot away.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


You think you can drive faster than a bullet but wont move over you selfish degenerate of an illogical psychopath.
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09/26/2012 04:17 AM
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brake check them....
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09/26/2012 04:18 AM
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
I'll never forget the time I had a tailgater ride my muffler until he finally zipped by me.

Couple of miles down the road and he's been pulled over and getting a ticket for speeding.

Another time I was driving my father in-law's old ford and some puke tries to race me so I give him the impression that I'm interested and he floors his muscle car down the highway living us in his dust.

Not long after we come to a crash and the guy's car is totaled. I didn't gloat over that one because another car was involved. It didn't look like anyone was seriously hurt but I'll bet that goof won't be racing again.
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09/26/2012 04:21 AM
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There are multiple lanes for a reason. The speed limit is irrelevant and it doesn't give you the authority to block traffic because your tampax is bloody. So move your bitch ass over and let the men go through.

Coming from a long line of cops I'm here to tell you that the pigs aren't at all concerned with speed limits. They would much rather see the traffic moving fast so that the system doesn't get congested. You have to look at the big picture. It is why there are speeding tolerances and you won't get jacked unless you are doing 20 over or if you are a thug in a clown car with 8 pounds of weed.

I commend you for at least doing 80. That is the absolute minimum. If you're incapable of driving at least that speed you shouldn't be on the freeway as you pose a risk to the majority and also a problem for the flow of the system. Freeways are like sewer pipes. If you are a big solid turd blocking the pipe then you are the most shitty.

And I'd be very careful who's car you shower rocks on. You just might get fucked. So move your piece of shit over to the geritol lane.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1928952


i agree, most cops won't yank ya over n the freeway or interstate for going 10 over. I usually go 75 on the freeway around town here in vegas..sure i could go faster..but i have enough demerit points 10 over is good. Now if you are going 110...they will pull you over, that is wreckless driving and could be a felony, depending on the cop and his mood that day.

side streets, i generally just go 5 over. They tend to like to stop more people around here in vegas for more than 10 over on side streets. lol i got popped once though for doing 65 in a 25 zone...it was late and the cop was probably getting off and didn't want to do any paper work...let me go with a warning , real lucky.
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Re: I am so sick and tired of tailgaters riding my bumper.
try this some time???? moron!






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