Butt Shaking Bear becomes Multi National Internet Meme..

people are terrified of real bears, they love to see them emasculated and turned into harmless gummi bears, although they should probably be even MORE terrified of female bears, who have no male genitalia, because female bears are more likely to attack you defending their cubs.

Hunters love to hunt bears because they are afraid of them, if they deny it, just ask them why they won't engage in a fair fight with a bear, with no gun. They are terrified of feeling terrified, these fears of being in the wild, make them feel bad and they must assuage these icky feelings of fear in some way. Eating the neutralized gummy bear is a way of gaining magic power of their ancient instinctual fear of bears.


Most hunters have no real fear of the bear, as long as they have a gun, so it's a controlled, risk free way to face down a physical threat, the bear is actually playing the role of a human adversary, but they can legally take out their sadism on these animals.

Ah, finaly a real GLPer chimes in, lovin it...

I mean, I can see a special star he dances on, but thats it. Hes just a gummy..=)

This is so depressing. I just came from posting in the Most Hated Song thread and guess which song I posted there?

I can't believe anyone in their right or left mind would willingly listen to this. It's like crack for 2 year olds.

Argh my granddaughter puts the Gummybear song on repeat on my phone.

Damn annoying Bear.

I have a Northwoods cabin where I go fishing and I see the bears from time to time. Their sense of smell is more than a bloodhound. I get knots in my stomach thinking about people that have run from them and being chased.

During my vision quest, I felt the power of their muscles and their strength...

Great philosophical theories on the Gummy bears. I once wondered why they didnt choose another animal to be a gummy, but chose bears. Your theory makes sense. A++

This is a German Product?

Gummi, Gummi, Gummi Ber

Any thoughts on what he had found?

Sometimes I wonder about the lack of dignity from some posters, just because it is the internet, it is still one human adressing another...
Feel almost sorry I made jokes about the Gummibears, bc it is really an interesting phenomenon...
So no offend intended from my side

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Hi MC ! Yes, its a outstanding book ! Remember when George W Bush said the ANGEL RIDES IN THE WHIRLWIND?

I think this goes back to the Project Paperclip and the UFO technology that Lockheed and Martin Marietta took on from the German Engineers, The Angel that rides the whirlwind are the other beings that live above earth and below.

But its all about fulfilling Virgils qoute. Magnus Ab Integro Seclorum Nascitur Ordo. The Majestic roll of circling centuries begins anew

141, yes, the hatred over lil Gummibar is puzzling. They must have cold hearts. Hes adorable.. The Internet is a good thing, It disolves borders. Why fight our Fathers wars when we realize were all the same, were humanity. We all can laugh, we all can dance. We were all a child once.

Oh, about whats in Babylon, Watcher technology, all the way ! The secrets to what will make the superhuman. are my theories.

That is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

I'm easily amused/amazed, and let me tell you....this is fucking retarded.

Watcher technology, hidden in the old lands...Luciferian Science of Deity Resurrection as Tom Horn calls it..

MC, we will meet him soon.. Refer to the tracing board of the Masons and remember, Lucifer is a stage of Daath (Gnosis) he isnt bad.. Jacobs ladder goes to heaven.

Brief, I have to agree with that analysis.

My son loves this video...and sadly I'm kind of into it, too.

Theres lots of money to be made with that bear. He will bring joy to lots of kids

I wish I owned a factory. I would make school supplies with the bear. Sign up for a contract to Walmart, Someones bound to do it. Hes a next big wave after the Spongebob.

Gummibears?

No. Thanks.

Well, we know who not to trust in the future. Thanks for revealing that info for the rest of us.

i only watched the first 54 seconds and i am quite sure my IQ has dropped at least 3 points

Be a child again, at least appreciate the level of technology that computer animation has reached. The colors are so vibrant and crisp. Technology is awesome.

May unite the GAY world.

Gummibar lunchbox, Gummibar toothbrush, Gummibar pencils. Anyone going to get a license to make em?

Its all about the Swartz.. =)

These two people arent going to sit and chat before they shoot each other, or blow each other up..thats the problem with your theory.

Gummitard.

And its the problem with this world. Why is the world like this?

We dont think this way as children, Why do we grow up into the war machine mindset?

did you say butt shaking? That is bad!

Just kidding

I guess its all in how your raised. I blame society and main stream media. But each person can choose what they want to do and what they dont want to do. I choose to be child like, as you do..its a lot more fun.