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I am onboard an alien craft, please read

 
Florence
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09/26/2012 01:52 PM
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I am onboard an alien craft, please read
I do not know where to begin, i am too nervous to write this out of fear for my own life, my wellbeing be it.

My name is Florence Godfrey, i am 65 years old and a resident of the UK, i am a music teacher, and specialise in media and music to several schools here.

I was abducted myself as a child, by greys, and it continued my entire life, but until now it has always been something i have had to grim and bear with, because there was nothing i could do about it.

However this was all to change the other week when i was taken aboard a craft and they have not returned me, despite my many pleas.

I am worried, what should i do! I am using the internet on my cellphone to type this, because they have taken my laptop.

I need help, and i need help now to return to earth.

Florence Godfrey
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Any kind of a reply would mean a lot to me

Blessings, Florence
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09/26/2012 01:53 PM
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they have internet access on board apparently
BRIEF
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09/26/2012 01:55 PM

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Blessings, Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Most are friendly Florence, are there any hybrid children on board with you?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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09/26/2012 01:57 PM
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Blessings, Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Most are friendly Florence, are there any hybrid children on board with you?
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No hybrids, just myself and the greys
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09/26/2012 01:59 PM
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They are not Greys. They are Orderlies and Psychiatrists. You are in the puzzle factory high on psychotropics meds.

Enjoy the high ole doll because coming down is the hardest thing.
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09/26/2012 02:01 PM

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Ask them if I can borrow/have a jetpack. It seems no one on Earth will make one that is safe and affordable.

Thanks!iwish
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Any kind of a reply would mean a lot to me

Blessings, Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Most are friendly Florence, are there any hybrid children on board with you?
 Quoting: BRIEF



No hybrids, just myself and the greys
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Then you aren't on a mother ship...ask to see the hybrids, they will usually allow it...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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09/26/2012 02:02 PM
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What kind of bandwidth do you get up there?

I cant get 4G once I am out of town.
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09/26/2012 02:02 PM
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What shape is the craft.?
~the secret to life is to AwakeN before death~(realizing there is no death)~

~How would you approach life if you knew your every thought/emotion dictated every aspect of your projected physical reality?~
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09/26/2012 02:03 PM
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Fill yourself full of love, pure love

Oxx
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09/26/2012 02:04 PM
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pics or didn't happen
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09/26/2012 02:04 PM
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Does Dominoes deliver to you? Takes more than 30 minutes I assume.
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09/26/2012 02:04 PM
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Has the anal probing commenced yet???
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09/26/2012 02:05 PM
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how is your connection lag up there?
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09/26/2012 02:05 PM
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Seems like you are no longer a resident of the UK.
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09/26/2012 02:07 PM
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Can you see? I am waving at you!
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09/26/2012 02:07 PM
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Try and pull one of their masks off in Scooby Doo fashion, and maybe, just maybe we will find out who is really behind this alien shenanigans!
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09/26/2012 02:07 PM
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Any kind of a reply would mean a lot to me

Blessings, Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Most are friendly Florence, are there any hybrid children on board with you?
 Quoting: BRIEF



No hybrids, just myself and the greys
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Then you aren't on a mother ship...ask to see the hybrids, they will usually allow it...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, I remember a post from you about being abducted or something about a year or so ago, thought you were joking. I find this interesting. Care to share your story?
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09/26/2012 02:08 PM
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You're on the planet Earth?

Oh good. For a second there I thought we'd lost you...
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If they wont let you go start whistling as loud as you can. Drives them crazy.

They hate whistling because they can't do it. No lips you see.
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Blessings, Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Go with the flow, Flo...
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09/26/2012 02:09 PM

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Take a pic of the room they have you in this very minute. Post it here afterwards...
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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09/26/2012 02:10 PM
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If you're on the phone, take a pic! bet you won't thou :)
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09/26/2012 02:12 PM

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Most are friendly Florence, are there any hybrid children on board with you?
 Quoting: BRIEF



No hybrids, just myself and the greys
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Then you aren't on a mother ship...ask to see the hybrids, they will usually allow it...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, I remember a post from you about being abducted or something about a year or so ago, thought you were joking. I find this interesting. Care to share your story?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


I have a bunch of times, but the hybrid program is complete...the babies are all grown up now :(

They are preparing to be introduced after the coming cataclysms...they are the next upgrade in our evolution...the fossil record shows "evolution" as overnight changes...the various alien groups are why...


Thread: Lloyd Pye's (Star Child Skull) Intervention Theory, UPDATE see link at bottom of OP, NOW a new video! Update page 4. 11/7/11
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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09/26/2012 02:12 PM
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Tell them to bring my promised space ship back. They promised and they will know by this answer who this is.
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09/26/2012 02:13 PM
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Oh those with the benzine stifts at a guys home once ? Bart he was called , man every room after a while.
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09/26/2012 02:14 PM
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tell em to come pick me up too.
I am ready
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09/26/2012 02:14 PM
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In leeuwenborg a area in this city.
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09/26/2012 02:15 PM
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this is the same shit who had a thread here yesterday, telling canadians to flee.
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09/26/2012 02:16 PM
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No hybrids, just myself and the greys
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Then you aren't on a mother ship...ask to see the hybrids, they will usually allow it...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, I remember a post from you about being abducted or something about a year or so ago, thought you were joking. I find this interesting. Care to share your story?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


I have a bunch of times, but the hybrid program is complete...the babies are all grown up now :(

They are preparing to be introduced after the coming cataclysms...they are the next upgrade in our evolution...the fossil record shows "evolution" as overnight changes...the various alien groups are why...


Thread: Lloyd Pye's (Star Child Skull) Intervention Theory, UPDATE see link at bottom of OP, NOW a new video! Update page 4. 11/7/11
 Quoting: BRIEF


When do you think the cataclysms will start?

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