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I am onboard an alien craft, please read

 
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I just want to say God bless each and every one of you who have replied, responded if you will

It means a lot to me.

Florence
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I will offer a prayer of protection for you, Florence.\ Please Father God, Watch over and protect Florence, who seems to be in the hands of the enemy. Send St Michael the Archangel to fight this spiritual battle going on here on Earth, and also in our Universe. We ask the name of Jesus Christ be used to defeat these beings who take, and exploit others for their own perverted use. In the name of Jesus Christ, return Florence to his home. We give our Father, God through Jesus Christ, the honor and Glory, Amen!
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florence loves playing here, not worth my prayers. same person, different ID each game.
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I just want to say God bless each and every one of you who have replied, responded if you will

It means a lot to me.

Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


I will offer a prayer of protection for you, Florence.\ Please Father God, Watch over and protect Florence, who seems to be in the hands of the enemy. Send St Michael the Archangel to fight this spiritual battle going on here on Earth, and also in our Universe. We ask the name of Jesus Christ be used to defeat these beings who take, and exploit others for their own perverted use. In the name of Jesus Christ, return Florence to his home. We give our Father, God through Jesus Christ, the honor and Glory, Amen!
 Quoting: Angel Helper


florence loves playing here, not worth my prayers. same person, different ID each game.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24358110


any beloved, while I understand your intent, you sure got the figures mixed who play the universe . You are awfully ignorant and are reproducing the programming in the churches. God with Father is within people, not up in the someplace. AA MIchael IS here and is the arch angel in charge of the resurrection.
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I am begging all of you for advice, assistance if you will
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are you bernards wife?
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My husband is called Trevor, sorry
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I just want to say God bless each and every one of you who have replied, responded if you will

It means a lot to me.

Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


I will offer a prayer of protection for you, Florence.\ Please Father God, Watch over and protect Florence, who seems to be in the hands of the enemy. Send St Michael the Archangel to fight this spiritual battle going on here on Earth, and also in our Universe. We ask the name of Jesus Christ be used to defeat these beings who take, and exploit others for their own perverted use. In the name of Jesus Christ, return Florence to his home. We give our Father, God through Jesus Christ, the honor and Glory, Amen!
 Quoting: Angel Helper


florence loves playing here, not worth my prayers. same person, different ID each game.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24358110


any beloved, while I understand your intent, you sure got the figures mixed who play the universe . You are awfully ignorant and are reproducing the programming in the churches. God with Father is within people, not up in the someplace. AA MIchael IS here and is the arch angel in charge of the resurrection.
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thank you, those words mean the world to me.
BRIEF
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09/26/2012 03:27 PM

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again, please take a picture with your cell phone.
Do it now!
 Quoting: Saltyflats


Magnetic fields always destroy the images...
 Quoting: BRIEF


thought there was no magnetic field in space?
 Quoting: lupa14714


The craft generates its own field and environment...they can take a 90* turn at the speed of light and you wouldn't spill your beer...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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09/26/2012 03:30 PM
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Thread: Alien invasion this saturday, please read

Martha? Is that you?
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09/26/2012 03:31 PM
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again, please take a picture with your cell phone.
Do it now!
 Quoting: Saltyflats


Magnetic fields always destroy the images...
 Quoting: BRIEF


thought there was no magnetic field in space?
 Quoting: lupa14714


The craft generates its own field and environment...they can take a 90* turn at the speed of light and you wouldn't spill your beer...
 Quoting: BRIEF


yep,me and x hubby saw them doing that in scotland,i was just pregnant and no interest but it was him (navy diver) who made me watch,he was like "f$%%^^g hell,we don't have anything that can do that"just have no idea what technology they use.
church of euthanasia.
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09/26/2012 03:34 PM

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I am begging all of you for advice, assistance if you will
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Hang in there Florence. Help on the way!! Say the prayer of St Michael:
Live and let live, for we all have our own lessons to learn.
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09/26/2012 03:36 PM
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If they wont let you go start whistling as loud as you can. Drives them crazy.

They hate whistling because they can't do it. No lips you see.
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rofl
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09/26/2012 03:38 PM
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Florence,
You sound as if you are nice person, however, mentally unstable. If you and your husband have been married 40 years, you will never be having children. Sorry, you are too old.
This puts you, unfortunately, in the category of being either "not very smart" or histrionic, and perhaps, delusional.
I would call your local paramedics and explain to them that you are having a "spiritual crises" or some other aberrant cognitive experience that requires medical attention, immediately.
With all due respect, honey, MOD and Nick Pope can't help you here.
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09/26/2012 03:38 PM
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I am begging all of you for advice, assistance if you will
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


ask yourself "what would Bruce Lee do?" and do the same!
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09/26/2012 03:39 PM
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cataclysm its finish now its myst of pandaria

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When do you think the cataclysms will start?
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09/26/2012 03:40 PM
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again, please take a picture with your cell phone.
Do it now!
 Quoting: Saltyflats


Magnetic fields always destroy the images...
 Quoting: BRIEF


thought there was no magnetic field in space?
 Quoting: lupa14714


The craft generates its own field and environment...they can take a 90* turn at the speed of light and you wouldn't spill your beer...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Did they say why some are taken, but most probably aren't?

Or is it the other way around and we just don't remember?

Did they say why you were chosen?

Last Edited by Mandevilla on 09/26/2012 03:42 PM
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09/26/2012 03:41 PM
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Yep. Whistle. That would be best thing to do!
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09/26/2012 03:43 PM
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Turn on google earth and tell us where you're at.
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09/26/2012 03:45 PM
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Magnetic fields always destroy the images...
 Quoting: BRIEF


thought there was no magnetic field in space?
 Quoting: lupa14714


The craft generates its own field and environment...they can take a 90* turn at the speed of light and you wouldn't spill your beer...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Did they say why some are taken, but most probably aren't?

Or is it the other way around and we just don't remember?

Did they say why you were chosen?
 Quoting: Mandevilla


Why would the Little Gray guys take anyone??...I wanna go!...
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09/26/2012 03:49 PM
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Yell out "In the name of Jesus, I demand you return me home now!"
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09/26/2012 03:50 PM
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i wanna go too,but actually remember it,if that's what happened.sounds like she's been kidnapped rather than chosen.
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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i wanna go too,but actually remember it,if that's what happened.sounds like she's been kidnapped rather than chosen.
 Quoting: lupa14714


The people that want to go never get too...scratching
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09/26/2012 03:55 PM
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Maybe you are dead and don't have a body to go back to?
Don't let them get you

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09/26/2012 03:56 PM

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Op ask your mom to let you out of the basement,must be past your bedtime by now.you can entertain us all with one of your fantasies another day.
BRIEF
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09/26/2012 03:58 PM

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Magnetic fields always destroy the images...
 Quoting: BRIEF


thought there was no magnetic field in space?
 Quoting: lupa14714


The craft generates its own field and environment...they can take a 90* turn at the speed of light and you wouldn't spill your beer...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Did they say why some are taken, but most probably aren't?

Or is it the other way around and we just don't remember?

Did they say why you were chosen?
 Quoting: Mandevilla


I was chosen for my DNA, I'm AB- too, and my ability to teach and work with children...each person is chosen for specific reasons...they have combined all the desirable traits while removing those that are undesirable...so I can promise EAT nor Russ are contactees ;)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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BRIEF
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i wanna go too,but actually remember it,if that's what happened.sounds like she's been kidnapped rather than chosen.
 Quoting: lupa14714


She probably actually volunteered and then doesn't remember...they're kinds pushy and demanding too, emotions aren't their strong point, and it's one of our big weaknesses...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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Bite the greys or punch them in the temple with a direct blow. Kill as many as possible, even if you're a woman remeber you have enough strenght to kill em all, they are extremely fragile. They will free you as they get easily scared by seeing one of their kind dying. Take them by surprise. Kill em all if necessary, in case I will tell you how to maneuver the saucers safely to earth.

Good luck.
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09/26/2012 04:05 PM
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How's the food? What are they feeding you? Where do you do to the bathroom? Do the aliens also shit out BS like this?
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thought there was no magnetic field in space?
 Quoting: lupa14714


The craft generates its own field and environment...they can take a 90* turn at the speed of light and you wouldn't spill your beer...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Did they say why some are taken, but most probably aren't?

Or is it the other way around and we just don't remember?

Did they say why you were chosen?
 Quoting: Mandevilla


I was chosen for my DNA, I'm AB- too, and my ability to teach and work with children...each person is chosen for specific reasons...they have combined all the desirable traits while removing those that are undesirable...so I can promise EAT nor Russ are contactees ;)
 Quoting: BRIEF


it's too spooky,i'm o neg,hubby ab neg,and the voice that talks all bloody day to me keeps mentioning evolving,i've had enough of this wierd world i wanna go back to thinking it was all normal.
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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09/26/2012 04:06 PM
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We need reporters on this story. I expect to see this on CNN, FOX and MSNBC.
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09/26/2012 04:10 PM
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It's just plain stupid, why do people take this serious?
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It's just plain stupid, why do people take this serious?
 Quoting: Not that coward 24380034


ummm,we don't ,well except that ufos are real,wether military or alien can't say
church of euthanasia.
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