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I am onboard an alien craft, please read

 
Saltyflats
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OP are you on the cellular network or does the Grey's offer free wifi onboard?
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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09/26/2012 04:24 PM

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the solution for everything is 42
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the solution for everything is 42
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I thought it was .45?
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My "oh yes I can" number is 5.56 in an AR!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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My "oh yes I can" number is 5.56 in an AR!
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09/26/2012 04:32 PM
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Fuckin A...I wanna know what cell service you have? I want it. Reception from a damned UFO in space is AWESOME!!!!

and it's interesting how you keep ignoring the request to take a pic and send it.

BTW...do you eat your checkers?
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09/26/2012 04:33 PM
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Fuckin A...I wanna know what cell service you have? I want it. Reception from a damned UFO in space is AWESOME!!!!

and it's interesting how you keep ignoring the request to take a pic and send it.

BTW...do you eat your checkers?
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I think she only eats the blue crayons! blobr
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Florence, why won't you take a picture if you have your phone on and are currently surfing GLP?
Brief gave an explanation however, I'd like to hear it from you.
Where do you sleep? How is the food?
Tell the Grey's they can pick me up tonight. I'll be on the beach 10:30ish or so watching the sky.
Let them know, I drink Coors Light and prefer a goose down comforter!

Cheers!!!
alien

Last Edited by SaltyFlats on 09/26/2012 04:52 PM
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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09/27/2012 07:13 AM
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I am so sorry it took so long to reply, the greys took my phone as they saw me using it, all i have left is my laptop and i must use this discretley

Has anybody informed the police? i need help now

Florence
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Florence, why won't you take a picture if you have your phone on and are currently surfing GLP?
Brief gave an explanation however, I'd like to hear it from you.
Where do you sleep? How is the food?
Tell the Grey's they can pick me up tonight. I'll be on the beach 10:30ish or so watching the sky.
Let them know, I drink Coors Light and prefer a goose down comforter!

Cheers!!!
alien
 Quoting: Saltyflats


I sleep on the floor, they have provided a blanket

I am being fed a weird straw like substance, it does keep me full

You dont pick and choose about the greys, they come for you, however there is a prayer which can be said which will make them collect you within two days, i would never give out the words though to you or anyone, i am not willing to take on that responsibility
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09/27/2012 07:32 AM

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If you got internet on that phone, you have a camera. Do it up chuckles!
Never underestimate the spine of a poor man's back, when he's against the wall, and his future black.
:D Hellz yeah.
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09/27/2012 07:36 AM
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I am so sorry it took so long to reply, the greys took my phone as they saw me using it, all i have left is my laptop and i must use this discretley

Has anybody informed the police? i need help now

Florence
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yeeess,i can imagine how that would go if i rang them up trying to explain this one...
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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09/27/2012 07:42 AM
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I am so sorry it took so long to reply, the greys took my phone as they saw me using it, all i have left is my laptop and i must use this discretley

Has anybody informed the police? i need help now

Florence
 Quoting: Florence 22251778


yeeess,i can imagine how that would go if i rang them up trying to explain this one...
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My phone wont work for calls from the craft anyway
I need help!
booster
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09/27/2012 07:45 AM
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oh this is just a great setup, youve got it all here:

teacher - develops trust with reader
music interest - creative people are admired
old age - people trust old people
fear - oh no, i need to help her

everything there to form a believable story......
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09/27/2012 07:50 AM
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oh this is just a great setup, youve got it all here:

teacher - develops trust with reader
music interest - creative people are admired
old age - people trust old people
fear - oh no, i need to help her

everything there to form a believable story......
 Quoting: booster 13520531




My love i assure you i am a woman of a reputation, i would not create a false story

I am an abductee and i need assistance!
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09/27/2012 07:53 AM
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Flo I can see you, look out the porthole. They took me too and I am in the the craft next to you.

I have a plan to escape, but we can´t use this medium to communicate, it is monitored. Have you got a hatpin and a germanium diode?
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09/27/2012 07:59 AM
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I do not know where to begin, i am too nervous to write this out of fear for my own life, my wellbeing be it.

My name is Florence Godfrey, i am 65 years old and a resident of the UK, i am a music teacher, and specialise in media and music to several schools here.

I was abducted myself as a child, by greys, and it continued my entire life, but until now it has always been something i have had to grim and bear with, because there was nothing i could do about it.

However this was all to change the other week when i was taken aboard a craft and they have not returned me, despite my many pleas.

I am worried, what should i do! I am using the internet on my cellphone to type this, because they have taken my laptop.

I need help, and i need help now to return to earth.

Florence Godfrey
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


I hope soon, the greys will eat your ass!
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09/27/2012 08:07 AM
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...


When do you think the cataclysms will start?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


They can't say...it's against the rules...they just respond with "soon" basically...although I think they have already started, and will build rather quickly.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Have any idea on what these changes would be? I mean I read a lot of stuff on here about entering 5D, higher consciousness, new age, etc... just wondering if any of this is what you're talking about.

Thanks for answering
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


They have removed a lot of the undesirable traits of humans such as obesity and violence and a large increase in intelligence and longevity...that's probably what the new age people are "seeing."
 Quoting: BRIEF


Will there still be Macdonalds

peace
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09/27/2012 08:09 AM
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I am so sorry it took so long to reply, the greys took my phone as they saw me using it, all i have left is my laptop and i must use this discretley

Has anybody informed the police? i need help now

Florence
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How the fuck do you use a laptop discreetly - go on facebook and display your location and we will send out the space troops

peace
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09/27/2012 08:10 AM
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Please do not make jokes, i am starting to panic, worry if you will, i do not know how long ill be kept for, i may never be returned
BRIEF
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09/27/2012 08:11 AM

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They can't say...it's against the rules...they just respond with "soon" basically...although I think they have already started, and will build rather quickly.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Have any idea on what these changes would be? I mean I read a lot of stuff on here about entering 5D, higher consciousness, new age, etc... just wondering if any of this is what you're talking about.

Thanks for answering
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


They have removed a lot of the undesirable traits of humans such as obesity and violence and a large increase in intelligence and longevity...that's probably what the new age people are "seeing."
 Quoting: BRIEF


Will there still be Macdonalds

peace
 Quoting: Worried 24294644


LOL, why would there be? Their clientele will not exist...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Have any idea on what these changes would be? I mean I read a lot of stuff on here about entering 5D, higher consciousness, new age, etc... just wondering if any of this is what you're talking about.

Thanks for answering
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


They have removed a lot of the undesirable traits of humans such as obesity and violence and a large increase in intelligence and longevity...that's probably what the new age people are "seeing."
 Quoting: BRIEF


Will there still be Macdonalds

peace
 Quoting: Worried 24294644


LOL, why would there be? Their clientele will not exist...
 Quoting: BRIEF


...


Have any idea on what these changes would be? I mean I read a lot of stuff on here about entering 5D, higher consciousness, new age, etc... just wondering if any of this is what you're talking about.

Thanks for answering
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16505077


They have removed a lot of the undesirable traits of humans such as obesity and violence and a large increase in intelligence and longevity...that's probably what the new age people are "seeing."
 Quoting: BRIEF


Will there still be Macdonalds

peace
 Quoting: Worried 24294644


LOL, why would there be? Their clientele will not exist...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ok - that was what was worrying me - I cease to exist or do I get upgared and spend my life in a sushi bar with no fries


sad

peace
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They have removed a lot of the undesirable traits of humans such as obesity and violence and a large increase in intelligence and longevity...that's probably what the new age people are "seeing."
 Quoting: BRIEF


Will there still be Macdonalds

peace
 Quoting: Worried 24294644


LOL, why would there be? Their clientele will not exist...
 Quoting: BRIEF


...


They have removed a lot of the undesirable traits of humans such as obesity and violence and a large increase in intelligence and longevity...that's probably what the new age people are "seeing."
 Quoting: BRIEF


Will there still be Macdonalds

peace
 Quoting: Worried 24294644


LOL, why would there be? Their clientele will not exist...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ok - that was what was worrying me - I cease to exist or do I get upgared and spend my life in a sushi bar with no fries


sad

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24294644


We will die out as the hybrids take over...the way Neanderthals went extinct...Few of us will make it through a cataclysms...those that survive will interbreed with them and then eventually die out...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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no you're not
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They have seen my laptop and are demanding i hand it over!

They wont get it, they wont!

Please help me, i.................... !!!


!
BRIEF
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09/27/2012 08:49 AM

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They have seen my laptop and are demanding i hand it over!

They wont get it, they wont!

Please help me, i.................... !!!


!
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


In the off chance you have a can of Lysol, you can spray them and get them drunk on it :)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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They have seen my laptop and are demanding i hand it over!

They wont get it, they wont!

Please help me, i.................... !!!


!
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


In the off chance you have a can of Lysol, you can spray them and get them drunk on it :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Tried it didnt work

I am being held down by four greys as i type this

Any suggestions?

Florence
BRIEF
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They have seen my laptop and are demanding i hand it over!

They wont get it, they wont!

Please help me, i.................... !!!


!
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


In the off chance you have a can of Lysol, you can spray them and get them drunk on it :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Tried it didnt work

I am being held down by four greys as i type this

Any suggestions?

Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


Ask for lube?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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I am begging all of you for advice, assistance if you will
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are you bernards wife?
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My husband is called Trevor, sorry
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


bsflag Come on now, you said on page 2 his name was Thomas...
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I am begging all of you for advice, assistance if you will
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


are you bernards wife?
 Quoting: lupa14714


My husband is called Trevor, sorry
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


bsflag Come on now, you said on page 2 his name was Thomas...
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Hello my love, his full name is Thomas Trevor

Sorry for any confusion

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