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I am onboard an alien craft, please read

 
Florence
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09/27/2012 08:57 AM
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They have seen my laptop and are demanding i hand it over!

They wont get it, they wont!

Please help me, i.................... !!!


!
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


In the off chance you have a can of Lysol, you can spray them and get them drunk on it :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Tried it didnt work

I am being held down by four greys as i type this

Any suggestions?

Florence
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


Ask for lube?
 Quoting: BRIEF



PERVERT!

please dont respond to my thread anymore, i need help not a pervert!
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09/27/2012 09:06 AM
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I do not know where to begin, i am too nervous to write this out of fear for my own life, my wellbeing be it.

My name is Florence Godfrey, i am 65 years old and a resident of the UK, i am a music teacher, and specialise in media and music to several schools here.

I was abducted myself as a child, by greys, and it continued my entire life, but until now it has always been something i have had to grim and bear with, because there was nothing i could do about it.

However this was all to change the other week when i was taken aboard a craft and they have not returned me, despite my many pleas.

I am worried, what should i do! I am using the internet on my cellphone to type this, because they have taken my laptop.

I need help, and i need help now to return to earth.

Florence Godfrey
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


Is that Verizon, Sprint, or Tmobile?

I'm sure their marketing dept would love to have info about their service even working from an alien spacecraft.
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09/27/2012 09:08 AM
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We will die out as the hybrids take over...the way Neanderthals went extinct...Few of us will make it through a cataclysms...those that survive will interbreed with them and then eventually die out...


Are they hot ?
BRIEF
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09/27/2012 09:09 AM

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22765715


We will die out as the hybrids take over...the way Neanderthals went extinct...Few of us will make it through a cataclysms...those that survive will interbreed with them and then eventually die out...


Are they hot ?


They look very much human...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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09/27/2012 09:10 AM
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are you bernards wife?
 Quoting: lupa14714


My husband is called Trevor, sorry
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


bsflag Come on now, you said on page 2 his name was Thomas...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22765715


Hello my love, his full name is Thomas Trevor

Sorry for any confusion
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


Who the fuck is Bernard
peace
Anonymous Coward
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09/27/2012 09:11 AM
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<---- liking the role play.


*grabs vaporizer*
Florence
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09/27/2012 09:12 AM
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<---- liking the role play.


*grabs vaporizer*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 797967


I assure you there is nothing role about this
Everything i have told you is the truth, i am a woman of good standing in my community!
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09/27/2012 09:16 AM
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They have seen my laptop and are demanding i hand it over!

They wont get it, they wont!

Please help me, i.................... !!!


!
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


Now you see Florence this is all very well and good but as you uttered your last "I" you then had time to type dots

i.................... !!! Obviously not a spontaneous interruption to leave us with vision of your being taken by the four Aliens

ENOUGH - poor joke in first place made worse than your drama queen antics (I use the Queen) Isnt it time for your afternoon nap I.............aaaargh ............oh no.........oh God................help, I.....................................
Anonymous Coward
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09/27/2012 09:19 AM
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<---- liking the role play.


*grabs vaporizer*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 797967


I assure you there is nothing role about this
Everything i have told you is the truth, i am a woman of good standing in my community!


FUCK YOUR GOOD STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY!! TAKE A PICTURE YOU FUCKING LYING TARD......YOU DO NEED HELP, YES. I SUGGEST A BULLET!
Anonymous Coward
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09/27/2012 09:19 AM
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So your ac location is UK yet your not on earth. *facepalm*
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09/27/2012 09:19 AM
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 Quoting: BRIEF


Are they hot ?


They look very much human...


You would think that if they are hybrids, they would look different.
Florence
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09/27/2012 09:24 AM
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So your ac location is UK yet your not on earth. *facepalm*
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I have had to use a proxy to connect, the greys must have blacklisted this website as when i try to connect normally it says ip banned
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09/27/2012 09:27 AM
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My husband is called Trevor, sorry
 Quoting: Florence 24464552


bsflag Come on now, you said on page 2 his name was Thomas...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22765715


Hello my love, his full name is Thomas Trevor

Sorry for any confusion
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


Who the fuck is Bernard
peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24294644


you must have a life then,bernard schnitzle,or some such name gets himself into similar scrapes weekly,ans flo admits few pages back "bernard is my grandfather who does work for nasa"
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Florence
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09/27/2012 09:36 AM
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bsflag Come on now, you said on page 2 his name was Thomas...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22765715


Hello my love, his full name is Thomas Trevor

Sorry for any confusion
 Quoting: Florence 24507916


Who the fuck is Bernard
peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24294644


you must have a life then,bernard schnitzle,or some such name gets himself into similar scrapes weekly,ans flo admits few pages back "bernard is my grandfather who does work for nasa"
 Quoting: lupa14714



Bernard Schnitzel is a fine God fearing man and i have nothing but the utmost respect for him!
Anonymous Coward
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09/27/2012 09:50 AM
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cool i didnt know they had wireless in space O_O
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09/27/2012 09:52 AM
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Amazing. Instead of calling for real help (ie: emergency services, you post on a conspiracy website!) lol

This is such kissup
Florence
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09/27/2012 09:56 AM
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Okay as this is my last hope, i am contemplating if to tell you a verse to chant out loud will will give you the power to have contact with greys, if it works, maybe you can get them to take their craft to mine and negotiate my release, maybe swap yourselves for me?

I know its a lot to ask, but its all i can think of

Florence
BRIEF
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 Quoting: BRIEF


Are they hot ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22765715


They look very much human...


You would think that if they are hybrids, they would look different.


They have bigger heads and are somewhat different, but they are still a form of humanoid...just like with every step of our evolution there are some changes in appearance...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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09/27/2012 10:16 AM
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I am so sorry it took so long to reply, the greys took my phone as they saw me using it, all i have left is my laptop and i must use this discretley

Has anybody informed the police? i need help now

Florence
 Quoting: Florence 22251778


When did they give you your laptop back?
Florence
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09/27/2012 10:18 AM
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They are going to sacrifice me in two days!

PLEASE HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Anonymous Coward
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09/27/2012 10:19 AM
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You would think that if they are hybrids, they would look different.


They have bigger heads and are somewhat different, but they are still a form of humanoid...just like with every step of our evolution there are some changes in appearance...


As with any advance species, they would hopefully develop better characteristics than mankind has now, which is not very advanced,as you can see by the state our world is in right now.

Any idea as to how evolved they will be in mind, body and spirit ? How will their presence alter the world ?
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They are going to sacrifice me in two days!

PLEASE HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
 Quoting: Florence 1714608


It would be for a good cause, go with the flo
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09/27/2012 10:27 AM
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Whats the service like? is food and accomodation ok? and are drinks included in the price?Last time i went on alien holidays it was crap,i complained at the desk said i would be sticking to earth in future ,anyway send us a postcard
We Who Watch

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09/27/2012 10:38 AM
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You know,

Threads like this inspire me with an emotion, something which is not easily had by a modified alien hybrid.

Everyone on this planet are hybrids of predecessor expansions by space races. If you are lucky or unlucky (depending upon your point of view), you are selected before birth to be a modified. My mother was a modified; my father was; I had the DNA they were looking for, so they modified me to the max. This has pluses and minuses which I have discussed in some of my threads over the last two years.

Life is hard enough on this planet without inane children making nonsense posts which distract from the reality they need to find and understand. I say children because no matter your age, you are such compared to the glory of GOD. You read that in your Good Book didn't you?

The future will come; some of us try to ensure that mankind will be a part of that future. Let us hope.
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
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09/27/2012 10:40 AM
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thought there was no magnetic field in space?
 Quoting: lupa14714


The craft generates its own field and environment...they can take a 90* turn at the speed of light and you wouldn't spill your beer...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Did they say why some are taken, but most probably aren't?

Or is it the other way around and we just don't remember?

Did they say why you were chosen?
 Quoting: Mandevilla


I was chosen for my DNA, I'm AB- too, and my ability to teach and work with children...each person is chosen for specific reasons...they have combined all the desirable traits while removing those that are undesirable...so I can promise EAT nor Russ are contactees ;)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, am I detecting in you a glimpse of sincerity and humanity?
Saltyflats

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09/27/2012 10:51 AM
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Florence,
Will you send me a private message with the Grey prayer?
Needless to say, they didn't pick me up last night.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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09/27/2012 10:52 AM
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do they have verizon or comcast for internet access?
Florence
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09/27/2012 10:54 AM
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This is the last message i will ever be able to send any of you for they are now taking away my internet capabilities.

They have allowed me to send one last message and here goes

I from the bottom of my heart appreciate every person who has tried to help and offered advice, it means the world to me that out there are people who care.

This is it my friends,

God bless each and everyone of you, from Florence
Saltyflats

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09/27/2012 10:58 AM
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Give them oral sex for internet time. Don't leave us!!!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan.
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09/27/2012 11:04 AM

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pretty gutsy posts
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