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BREAKING: ISAF Drops Candy To Afghan Children, Kills 51

 
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BREAKING: ISAF Drops Candy To Afghan Children, Kills 51
[link to rhinoden.rangerup.com]

In a tragic accident earlier today, aircraft belonging to the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) inadvertently killed 51 Afghans today near the city of Mazar-i-Sharif while attempting to drop candy to a group of children.
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“I’ve seen a lot of injuries inflicted on civilians by military ordnance, but this was much worse,” Velez said, stooping to change the bandages on one of the victims while pointing out the many blue, green, and yellow splotches.

“The worst were the peanut M&Ms. The soft chocolate acted as a sabot around the peanuts, so basically these things were candy-coated penetrator rounds.”…
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09/26/2012 02:42 PM
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Re: BREAKING: ISAF Drops Candy To Afghan Children, Kills 51
People…. if you cared to click on the Duffle Bag link and read the whole story you will clearly see this is 100% satire. Not a true story
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Re: BREAKING: ISAF Drops Candy To Afghan Children, Kills 51
I love military doom satire.
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Re: BREAKING: ISAF Drops Candy To Afghan Children, Kills 51
Israel is said to be working on a bunker busting Twinke.
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MAY 30, 2012

Also, it's satire.

Last Edited by Sleeping Giant on 09/26/2012 02:44 PM
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Re: BREAKING: ISAF Drops Candy To Afghan Children, Kills 51
[link to rhinoden.rangerup.com]

In a tragic accident earlier today, aircraft belonging to the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) inadvertently killed 51 Afghans today near the city of Mazar-i-Sharif while attempting to drop candy to a group of children.
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Nothing on Drudge yet, or Google ...

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09/26/2012 02:52 PM
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Omg I'm laughing my ass off!
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the Gobstoppers hit like musket balls!

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"As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly..."


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