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Male DNA discovered inside female brain

 
Face Palmer
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Male DNA discovered inside female brain
Researchers also find that women with Alzheimer's possess less nucleic acid from opposite sex

Read more: [link to www.vancouversun.com]
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So without male DNA you are stupid. This discovery will not be liked much by the feminists.
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Thanks for the stars
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So without male DNA you are stupid. This discovery will not be liked much by the feminists.
 Quoting: Face Palmer

Then I guess women with Asperger's are fortunate :) I'll remember to hug my father when he's back in town.

I seriously wanted to smack you for your comment, but being a fan of your posts in general, I'll refrain :)
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"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

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That sucks. If the DNA can only get there through a woman being pregnant with a male child, I'm screwed. I couldn't have children :(

Last Edited by Éireann on 09/27/2012 06:08 AM
Éireann~

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"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
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Re: Male DNA discovered inside female brain
So without male DNA you are stupid. This discovery will not be liked much by the feminists.
 Quoting: Face Palmer

Then I guess women with Asperger's are fortunate :) I'll remember to hug my father when he's back in town.

I seriously wanted to smack you for your comment, but being a fan of your posts in general, I'll refrain :)
 Quoting: Éireann


Got me. Its purpose was to bring the feminists up and respond ;)

Oh and I was unaware I had fans. embarrasse
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Re: Male DNA discovered inside female brain
bump

This is really kind of scary. If male DNA can only get into the body of a woman who has been pregnant with a male child, then we poor barren lasses may be in deep shite unless another connection to why women do or don't get Alzheimer's is discovered.
Éireann~

Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
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I do not give negative Karma. I believe that all opinions are worthy of debate and discussion. Free speech is essential to the growth and advancement of each individual and all of Humankind.
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So without male DNA you are stupid. This discovery will not be liked much by the feminists.
 Quoting: Face Palmer

Then I guess women with Asperger's are fortunate :) I'll remember to hug my father when he's back in town.

I seriously wanted to smack you for your comment, but being a fan of your posts in general, I'll refrain :)
 Quoting: Éireann


Got me. Its purpose was to bring the feminists up and respond ;)

Oh and I was unaware I had fans. embarrasse
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Lucky.
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Re: Male DNA discovered inside female brain
Well, you have about 50% of male DNA or you would not exist?
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Well, you have about 50% of male DNA or you would not exist?
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Is this like the horrible joke where the world is being taken over by a terrible toxin called Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Éireann~

Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I do not give negative Karma. I believe that all opinions are worthy of debate and discussion. Free speech is essential to the growth and advancement of each individual and all of Humankind.
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Re: Male DNA discovered inside female brain
That sucks. If the DNA can only get there through a woman being pregnant with a male child, I'm screwed. I couldn't have children :(
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Technically speaking, if you were screwed, you would already have male DNA...
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That sucks. If the DNA can only get there through a woman being pregnant with a male child, I'm screwed. I couldn't have children :(
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Technically speaking, if you were screwed, you would already have male DNA...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2257547


chuckle
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Well, you have about 50% of male DNA or you would not exist?
 Quoting: Face Palmer

Is this like the horrible joke where the world is being taken over by a terrible toxin called Dihydrogen Monoxide?
 Quoting: Éireann


Nah I'm talking about Dad and Mum... well.... you know.... *cough*
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That sucks. If the DNA can only get there through a woman being pregnant with a male child, I'm screwed. I couldn't have children :(
 Quoting: Éireann


Technically speaking, if you were screwed, you would already have male DNA...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2257547


Assuming:

A) your partner was male

and

B) your partner had a "good time"

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That sucks. If the DNA can only get there through a woman being pregnant with a male child, I'm screwed. I couldn't have children :(
 Quoting: Éireann


Technically speaking, if you were screwed, you would already have male DNA...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2257547

*facepalm*

I'm so embarrassed :)
Éireann~

Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I do not give negative Karma. I believe that all opinions are worthy of debate and discussion. Free speech is essential to the growth and advancement of each individual and all of Humankind.
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Well, you have about 50% of male DNA or you would not exist?
 Quoting: Face Palmer

Is this like the horrible joke where the world is being taken over by a terrible toxin called Dihydrogen Monoxide?
 Quoting: Éireann


Nah I'm talking about Dad and Mum... well.... you know.... *cough*
 Quoting: Face Palmer

Ok Ok. I got that part. I did.

*tries to erase the idea of Dad and Mum...well...you know...*cough*
Éireann~

Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
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I do not give negative Karma. I believe that all opinions are worthy of debate and discussion. Free speech is essential to the growth and advancement of each individual and all of Humankind.
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Re: Male DNA discovered inside female brain
males and females are the same shit, just under the influence of different hormones/chemicals.

this ain't a big deal
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life only uses that what is working PRO its continuation
gender unity seems to be the goal on the long
this "mixing on purpose" explains a lot in many fields
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I wonder if this has any influence on bonding between parent and child. Plus, what about all those women that suddenly know when their child is in danger or injured.

Last Edited by momma coop on 09/27/2012 07:37 AM
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I wonder if this has any influence on bonding between parent and child. Plus, what about all those women that suddenly know when their child is in danger or injured.
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I guess there is more causing this than just DNA.
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so this is giving them the ability to think? peace
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Thx 4 pin Phen!
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We're all gay! Yeah!
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I bet if they look harder they will find male DNA in the back of her throat and many other places too ;)
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Re: Male DNA discovered inside female brain
Researchers also find that women with Alzheimer's possess less nucleic acid from opposite sex

Read more: [link to www.vancouversun.com]
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Thus lesbians have a greater risk of Alzheirmer's?
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I bet if they look harder they will find male DNA in the back of her throat and many other places too ;)
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LOL...

So true Brief

Women get male dna in small bits everytime sperm is injected into the vagina,women already have testosterone in small amounts produced by the womb/uterus.
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I bet if they look harder they will find male DNA in the back of her throat and many other places too ;)
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LOL...

So true Brief

Women get male dna in small bits everytime sperm is injected into the vagina,women already have testosterone in small amounts produced by the womb/uterus.
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Thus the term "cum bucket"
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Re: Male DNA discovered inside female brain
Guess I'm good to go--I have 3 sons.

Could this be part of the reason I feel little or no connection to the females I meet?
Especially the ones I see and have to attempt to communicate with while at work? (part-time retail)

Maybe it's just the job or the fact that I don't shop for the sake of shopping.
Women are NOT at their best while shopping.
It's ridiculous.
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I bet if they look harder they will find male DNA in the back of her throat and many other places too ;)
 Quoting: BRIEF


LOL...

So true Brief

Women get male dna in small bits everytime sperm is injected into the vagina,women already have testosterone in small amounts produced by the womb/uterus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24451485


Thus the term "cum bucket"
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brief, didnt get off yet today, uh?
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Researchers also find that women with Alzheimer's possess less nucleic acid from opposite sex

Read more: [link to www.vancouversun.com]
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Duh! What was God going to do? Give women the ribo nuke acid and leave us retarded. Hell no. We gotz to fite dinosaarz indkil pussomzzzzzzzzzzz.

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alchemical marriage
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