Man Arrested For Having Sex With Sofa In Street

this is called progress...

Holy crap, I can't take it! Can you imagine driving by and seeing that????

I saw a story a few years ago of a Wisconsin man arrested for fucking a DEAD DEER in the Interstate median up by Janesville, Wisconsin.

Must not be any women in Wisconsin, eh?

Oh, wait... here's one now:

[link to olbroad.com]

I blame gay marriage

Hey, maybe this guys on to something.. Getting a new couch has go to be cheaper than a bitter divorce..

Now as far as the outdoors public thing. I...dono

Dave and Rick would agree: Keep it indoors! [link to www.youtube.com]

check out this billboard in Dallas


Parents In A Pickle Over "Vegetable Abuse" Billboard
Adult novelty shop's billboard appears on I-35 in Dallas
By Susy Solis and Elvira Sakmari
| Thursday, Jun 7, 2012 | Updated 3:38 PM CDT
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A billboard for stores that sell items with adult themes is sparking huge controversy.

NBCDFW.COM

A billboard for stores that sell items with adult themes is sparking huge controversy.
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The billboard with the cartoon cucumber on I-35 isn't an ad for a new "Veggie Tales" DVD for the kids. Actually, the billboard with the message "Stop Vegetable Abuse" comes from the owners of shops that sell lingerie and adult novelties.

At least one parent called the billboard highly offensive.

Rebecca Blake spotted the billboard one Sunday as she headed to church with four teenagers in the back of her car. Stunned by the seemingly harmless billboard, Blake e-mailed NBCDFW.

"We saw a big billboard with a cucumber on it and a face and it said 'Stop vegetable abuse,'" she said. "My daughter Sara said, 'What's that? Stop vegetable abuse?'"

Beneath the frowning cartoon cucumber were two web addresses, www.condomstogousa.com and www.sarassecret.com, both shops that sell lingerie and adult novelties.

More of article.. [link to www.nbcdfw.com]

they don't call them love seats for nothing.

Must have been leather.

Really?

Was it a girl couch?

Probably a law requiring he use a condom, so as not to breed any more half-cast sofas !

Yikes!!! Where do I get off? No pun intended....

are u the guy from the tv show "Ghost Hunters"?

u look just like 1 of them

Last Edited by Chris Hansen on 09/27/2012 11:16 AM

How many couches are raped in a year?

FREE THE COUCHES AND SOFAS!!!!

Hmmmm, this lines up well our user here: CharlieMurphy. Check out his sig.

It may seem funny at first reading this but that poor guy has definitely got some mental issues. Someone has to be pretty far gone to do something like that.

I'm tired of living among a bunch of couch fuckers!

New coined phrase for Obama?...you didn't build that couch...you birthed it!!!



Last Edited by ****SUPERFLY**** on 09/27/2012 11:32 AM

Maybe it was a love seat.

sofia, pro or con.

'tis pro-gress older then humanity.
uncovered by the pro-gress of media
and vigilant law officers, naively
covering the scam of con-gress.

his wife was sofia for a fleeting moment before
he was arrested by a jealous off duty voyeur?
can't a deadweight dream for awhile anymore,
what's this obsession against others having fun?

inanimate objects have more rights then people.
we can't without a fee,
touch stuff made on this
sourpuss planet of exploiting demons.

Thats OK, she was a Lane, and 4 legs is better than 2. Get a load of her tight springs.

there's so many things wrong with this picture! where do I start? I mean...who in the *HELL* would be caught dead in those socks?!?

Brings a whole new meaning, to more cushion for the pushing..

Cooper, why the hell is this even newsworthy? I only came on this thread to tell you that.

Crap like this is a waste of space. I don't care, if the guy is having sex with his tail pipe. I DON'T CARE!