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Man Arrested For Having Sex With Sofa In Street

 
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Women screwing doors? Men raping couches? Canadian schools telling kids to fuck vegetables? Has the WHOLE world lost it's head????
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this is called progress...
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Holy crap, I can't take it! Can you imagine driving by and seeing that????

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I saw a story a few years ago of a Wisconsin man arrested for fucking a DEAD DEER in the Interstate median up by Janesville, Wisconsin.

Must not be any women in Wisconsin, eh?

Oh, wait... here's one now:

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I blame gay marriage

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[link to www.huffingtonpost.co.uk]

A man has been arrested in Waukesha, Wisconsin, after an off-duty police officer caught him "having sex" with an abandoned sofa.

According to a misdemeanour report obtained by the Smoking Gun, cop Ryan Edwards said he spotted Gerard Streator, 46, leaning over the couch and "thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions".
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Hey, maybe this guys on to something.. Getting a new couch has go to be cheaper than a bitter divorce..

Now as far as the outdoors public thing. I...dono

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[link to www.huffingtonpost.co.uk]

A man has been arrested in Waukesha, Wisconsin, after an off-duty police officer caught him "having sex" with an abandoned sofa.

According to a misdemeanour report obtained by the Smoking Gun, cop Ryan Edwards said he spotted Gerard Streator, 46, leaning over the couch and "thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions".
 Quoting: SheldonCooper



Hey, maybe this guys on to something.. Getting a new couch has go to be cheaper than a bitter divorce..

Now as far as the outdoors public thing. I...dono

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Dave and Rick would agree: Keep it indoors! [link to www.youtube.com]
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[link to www.huffingtonpost.co.uk]

A man has been arrested in Waukesha, Wisconsin, after an off-duty police officer caught him "having sex" with an abandoned sofa.

According to a misdemeanour report obtained by the Smoking Gun, cop Ryan Edwards said he spotted Gerard Streator, 46, leaning over the couch and "thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions".
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


scrump?

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lmao
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Women screwing doors? Men raping couches? Canadian schools telling kids to fuck vegetables? Has the WHOLE world lost it's head????
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this is called progress...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16930533


check out this billboard in Dallas


Parents In A Pickle Over "Vegetable Abuse" Billboard
Adult novelty shop's billboard appears on I-35 in Dallas
By Susy Solis and Elvira Sakmari
| Thursday, Jun 7, 2012 | Updated 3:38 PM CDT
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A billboard for stores that sell items with adult themes is sparking huge controversy.

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A billboard for stores that sell items with adult themes is sparking huge controversy.
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The billboard with the cartoon cucumber on I-35 isn't an ad for a new "Veggie Tales" DVD for the kids. Actually, the billboard with the message "Stop Vegetable Abuse" comes from the owners of shops that sell lingerie and adult novelties.

At least one parent called the billboard highly offensive.

Rebecca Blake spotted the billboard one Sunday as she headed to church with four teenagers in the back of her car. Stunned by the seemingly harmless billboard, Blake e-mailed NBCDFW.

"We saw a big billboard with a cucumber on it and a face and it said 'Stop vegetable abuse,'" she said. "My daughter Sara said, 'What's that? Stop vegetable abuse?'"

Beneath the frowning cartoon cucumber were two web addresses, www.condomstogousa.com and www.sarassecret.com, both shops that sell lingerie and adult novelties.

More of article.. [link to www.nbcdfw.com]
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they don't call them love seats for nothing.

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Must have been leather.
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I d love to have seen that!!!
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Really?
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Was it a girl couch?


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"Chaos exists as a pool of possibilities that order draws from and organizes according to creative desire. Some things get tossed down the memory hole only to reemerge later when the need arises. Neither chaos nor order holds a monopoly on creation and destruction, creative or destructive chaos exists as does creative and destructive order." - ME! Yeah, Bea :) snoocherdoodle@gmail.com
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Probably a law requiring he use a condom, so as not to breed any more half-cast sofas !
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Women screwing doors? Men raping couches? Canadian schools telling kids to fuck vegetables? Has the WHOLE world lost it's head????
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this is called progress...
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Yikes!!! Where do I get off? No pun intended....
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scrump?

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hi

G'morning Pud!

Started the day off right again I see, with a big ole cup of me!

That's a good bitch.

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are u the guy from the tv show "Ghost Hunters"?

u look just like 1 of them

Last Edited by Chris Hansen on 09/27/2012 11:16 AM
..why don't you take a seat over there
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How many couches are raped in a year?

FREE THE COUCHES AND SOFAS!!!!
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Hmmmm, this lines up well our user here: CharlieMurphy. Check out his sig.
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[link to www.huffingtonpost.co.uk]

A man has been arrested in Waukesha, Wisconsin, after an off-duty police officer caught him "having sex" with an abandoned sofa.

According to a misdemeanour report obtained by the Smoking Gun, cop Ryan Edwards said he spotted Gerard Streator, 46, leaning over the couch and "thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions".
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


It may seem funny at first reading this but that poor guy has definitely got some mental issues. Someone has to be pretty far gone to do something like that.
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I'm tired of living among a bunch of couch fuckers!
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Probably a law requiring he use a condom, so as not to breed any more half-cast sofas !
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New coined phrase for Obama?...you didn't build that couch...you birthed it!!!

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Maybe it was a love seat.rimshot
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scrump?

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hi

G'morning Pud!

Started the day off right again I see, with a big ole cup of me!

That's a good bitch.

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thumbs
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


are u the guy from the tv show "Ghost Hunters"?

u look just like 1 of them
 Quoting: Chris Hansen


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Women screwing doors? Men raping couches? Canadian schools telling kids to fuck vegetables? Has the WHOLE world lost it's head????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24283440


this is called progress...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16930533

sofia, pro or con.

'tis pro-gress older then humanity.
uncovered by the pro-gress of media
and vigilant law officers, naively
covering the scam of con-gress.

his wife was sofia for a fleeting moment before
he was arrested by a jealous off duty voyeur?
can't a deadweight dream for awhile anymore,
what's this obsession against others having fun?

inanimate objects have more rights then people.
we can't without a fee,
touch stuff made on this
sourpuss planet of exploiting demons.
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Thats OK, she was a Lane, and 4 legs is better than 2. Get a load of her tight springs.
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there's so many things wrong with this picture! where do I start? I mean...who in the *HELL* would be caught dead in those socks?!? ohyeah
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Brings a whole new meaning, to more cushion for the pushing..
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Brings a whole new meaning, to more cushion for the pushing..
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[link to www.huffingtonpost.co.uk]

A man has been arrested in Waukesha, Wisconsin, after an off-duty police officer caught him "having sex" with an abandoned sofa.

According to a misdemeanour report obtained by the Smoking Gun, cop Ryan Edwards said he spotted Gerard Streator, 46, leaning over the couch and "thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions".
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


Cooper, why the hell is this even newsworthy? I only came on this thread to tell you that.

Crap like this is a waste of space. I don't care, if the guy is having sex with his tail pipe. I DON'T CARE!

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