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GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/27/2012 10:09 AM
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GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.

Have you ever knocked anybody out?

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.

thanks
Daisy Clover

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09/27/2012 10:19 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I hit like a girl.

If you hit back, I'll cry and run tell on you.
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09/27/2012 10:24 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
trained muay thai with a world champion for many years, Brazilian jiu jitsu with Royler Gracie bb for many years.
ive fought professional mma. certainly not afraid to throw down
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09/27/2012 10:27 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.

Have you ever knocked anybody out?

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.

thanks
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never fought actual fight because of some physical problems..but i like it...
waterman

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09/27/2012 10:28 AM

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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I took 2 years of Isshinryu karate years ago. I got hurt in that class more than I ever did on the street. There was days I had to call into work because of something being sprained..It was alot of fun.
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09/27/2012 10:30 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
trained muay thai with a world champion for many years, Brazilian jiu jitsu with Royler Gracie bb for many years.
ive fought professional mma. certainly not afraid to throw down
 Quoting: tatmark1


ah much respect for muay thai, very tough style. Personally Im not a fan of grappling as I am mainly a striker and have gotten into many arguments about a good striker always beating a grappler, even when on the ground. I guess for that to work you need heavy bone structure and proper punching technique, both of which i have plenty of. How have you fared against strikers?
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09/27/2012 10:30 AM

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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Can fight but prefer not to.
Would rather get mellow with bong hits.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

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09/27/2012 10:31 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I took 2 years of Isshinryu karate years ago. I got hurt in that class more than I ever did on the street. There was days I had to call into work because of something being sprained..It was alot of fun.
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studied Koei Khan and Goju Ryu as a kid. Khan was great for katas and Goju was great when i wanted to look like Bruce Lee with high flying kicks. My best move back then was mawashi ugeri = Jumping roundhouse into spinning back kick all in one move.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Can fight but prefer not to.
Would rather get mellow with bong hits.
 Quoting: Sledster


I am the same way but like anything else, don't let yourself get too rusty, never know when you will NEED to fight.
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09/27/2012 10:32 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
ill beat that ass
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09/27/2012 10:33 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I cant fight my way out of a paper bag, i have actually been beaten up by girls.
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09/27/2012 10:33 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I've done Tae-Bo!











Threads like this are moronic. Opsec is not a town outside of Tokyo.
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09/27/2012 10:34 AM
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09/27/2012 10:35 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
idf soldier, trained in krav maga, urban warfare etc.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I hit like a girl.

If you hit back, I'll cry and run tell on you.
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I actually had something similiar happen to me in club 2 weeks ago. some drunk asshole slams into me with his girl and I pushed them off, next thing you know this idiot punches me right in the mouth. His face immediately turned to an expression of terror when i didn't flinch and proceeded to send him flying 5ft into two other people who went flying along with him. I start raising my fists yelling at him to get up when I feel this HUGE arm go around my throat, thinking one of his friends was trying to jump me I immediately powered out of the chokehold only to see it was a bouncer. We wrestled for a few mins with me getting the better of him and walking out on my own. I'll be dammed if some mofo hauls me out in a chokehold.
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09/27/2012 10:37 AM

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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Did 2 years of "Muay Boran". I only focus on fitness now. But I'm getting interested in Krav Maga. Only problem is there is no Krav Maga trainer in my vicinity.

Those 2 years where very fun. Most people forget that a humanbody isn't made from glass. The human body can take allot of punishment.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I've done Tae-Bo!











Threads like this are moronic. Opsec is not a town outside of Tokyo.
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


sounds like you've gotten your ass beat before.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Did 2 years of "Muay Boran". I only focus on fitness now. But I'm getting interested in Krav Maga. Only problem is there is no Krav Maga trainer in my vicinity.

Those 2 years where very fun. Most people forget that a humanbody isn't made from glass. The human body can take allot of punishment.
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never heard of the first one, whats it based on?
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09/27/2012 10:40 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I have black belts in Shotokan and BJJ and have trained for 25 years. Here are three important lessons I learned:

1. There is always someone tougher than me.
2. It is hard to tell how tough someone is by looking at them.
3. Weapons negate decades of unarmed training instantly.
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09/27/2012 10:42 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
trained muay thai with a world champion for many years, Brazilian jiu jitsu with Royler Gracie bb for many years.
ive fought professional mma. certainly not afraid to throw down
 Quoting: tatmark1


ah much respect for muay thai, very tough style. Personally Im not a fan of grappling as I am mainly a striker and have gotten into many arguments about a good striker always beating a grappler, even when on the ground. I guess for that to work you need heavy bone structure and proper punching technique, both of which i have plenty of. How have you fared against strikers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


decent I am a striker first. i love punching people and making them eat my shin. But having done alot of both I will say that for a stand alone martial art grappling is the way to go. one of my last fight was against a guy that had been a striker since childhood, he came in with a combo i threw a few then went for the take down and go it
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09/27/2012 10:42 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I've got a black belt in ikea.

Tough as nails me!
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09/27/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I have black belts in Shotokan and BJJ and have trained for 25 years. Here are three important lessons I learned:

1. There is always someone tougher than me.
2. It is hard to tell how tough someone is by looking at them.
3. Weapons negate decades of unarmed training instantly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1340560


maybe, you'd be surprised at what a POWERFUL battle cry can achieve, I have seen cops get quiet around me when I lose it.
the mighty Atom

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09/27/2012 10:45 AM
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Krav Maga, Shotokan-Karate, Boxing and a older Brother!

"Killing with Bamboo Expert"
G.Y.!B.E.
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09/27/2012 10:46 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I train in van gollywog jujitsu and have mastered the waffle punch technique so dont fuck with me bozo
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09/27/2012 10:46 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I'm pretty much a bad ass. I beat the shit out of my wife and children daily. I'm unstoppable.
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09/27/2012 10:47 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I train in van gollywog jujitsu and have mastered the waffle punch technique so dont fuck with me bozo
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no real serious fighters out of britain these days hey mate?
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09/27/2012 10:47 AM

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I watched many years of pro wrestling and rodeo. I can hold my own.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I train in van gollywog jujitsu and have mastered the waffle punch technique so dont fuck with me bozo
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hiding

uhoh
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09/27/2012 10:48 AM

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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Did 2 years of "Muay Boran". I only focus on fitness now. But I'm getting interested in Krav Maga. Only problem is there is no Krav Maga trainer in my vicinity.

Those 2 years where very fun. Most people forget that a humanbody isn't made from glass. The human body can take allot of punishment.
 Quoting: Tigershield


never heard of the first one, whats it based on?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


It's the precursor from muay thai. Muay Boran has been used in the Thai military centuries ago.If i'm correct they still use it in modern Thai military,I could be wrong tho.

Maby this will give you a idea.



To give you a even more awesome view on Muay Boran watch this movie clip

Only Muay Boran use.Offcourse in hollywood style.haha


Last Edited by Tigershield on 09/27/2012 10:52 AM
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09/27/2012 10:49 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Krav Maga, Shotokan-Karate, Boxing and a older Brother!

"Killing with Bamboo Expert"
 Quoting: the mighty Atom


a talented boxer always has a great chance against any fighting style. I LOL when I see some of these UFC fights with their piss poor version of a jab. I know for a fact that a fighter with a lightning stiff jab and good inside hooks would embarrass Jon Paul Jones inside one round.
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09/27/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I train in van gollywog jujitsu and have mastered the waffle punch technique so dont fuck with me bozo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23176350


no real serious fighters out of britain these days hey mate?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


dont turn around or make fun because I will turn you into a waffley versatile head rest.

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