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GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?

 
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Anyone else fight children? I can't be the only real man here.
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I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.

Have you ever knocked anybody out?

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.

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I once broke a man's jaw in a brawl...
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Do you guys have any more tips, how do i win?

Just keep training, go to the gym and eat protein?

How does that help me fight though? What works for you guys?
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sparring my friend, go to a boxing gym and start sparring. There is no substitute for getting punched in the face.
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I can been active most my life 6'1 190lbs muscle 33, wrestling, taekwondo 2nd deg, boxing, jujitsu, lift weights,......I definitely know how to handle my self...can take down 2 avg joes down by myself no BS. I currently work at a warehouse were I require to run around for about 10 -12hrs a day 4 days a week. And when I say run I mean run I get paid by performance up to 30 bucks an hour I average 20-25 so im no slouch. When shit hits the fan physically I'm ready.
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Over 20 years of experience in Shorinji Kempo, BJJ/MMA, Muay Thai and Shaolin Chin Na. Will fight to the death to protect my family.
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I can swing a purse like nobody's business and slap fight, bite, and scratch like a street fighting harlot on cocaine.
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ah yes I have heard rumors of slut-jitsu or is that whore-kune-do?

lol
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Do you guys have any more tips, how do i win?

Just keep training, go to the gym and eat protein?

How does that help me fight though? What works for you guys?
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sparring my friend, go to a boxing gym and start sparring. There is no substitute for getting punched in the face.
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That I agree with you have to get hit at least once when learning how to fight.
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Anyone else fight children? I can't be the only real man here.
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I like to field goal toddlers. Makes me feel EXTREME YEAH!
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You guys are no help.
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Anyone else fight children? I can't be the only real man here.
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I like to field goal toddlers. Makes me feel EXTREME YEAH!
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That sounds fun. Damnit. Why didn't I think of that? I've punted infants but never field goaled toddlers.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I've been in more fights than I can count on one hand, mainly boxing fights.

I have only knocked out one person, but I've hit people so hard they stumble.

I haven't been knocked out(knocking on wood), but just recently I got into it with some dudes from another hood, about 15 to 18guys and my supposed 2 friends ran off, so I ended up fighting their og, and the dude was like 6'7 and I'm 5'8, so basically he got me with a suckerpunch that didn't knock me but I got a black eye, at the end of the day, I didn't run I run because I was scared I was just outnumbered 15 to 1 so I don't consider that a lost fight.

But till this day I have won all my fights except for when I got jumped, but even when being jumped I don't consider that a loss because I fought on my own.
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Actually everything I've said is quite true, definitly could care less if you believe or not, I simply posted my expiriences for op, now since u have an opinion what have you done in your life, and no lyin buddy.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I can swing a purse like nobody's business and slap fight, bite, and scratch like a street fighting harlot on cocaine.
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In a real situation the last thing a lady should ever do is go for the balls. This will likely result in a blow to the head you will never forget.

A lady should get in close to her attacker with palms raised in a defenseless type of a pose like you're unconsciously holding him back or pushing him away. When he is within striking distance (arms length) let loose an open palm strike to his nose. As hard and quick as you can. If done properly your arm should be fully extended at impact.

This won't knock him out but it will make him recoil in pain and most likely blind him for a few seconds. This is when you run your ass off.

99% of men will never expect a strike to the face from a woman. It should be easy to pull off.
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I can swing a purse like nobody's business and slap fight, bite, and scratch like a street fighting harlot on cocaine.
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ah yes I have heard rumors of slut-jitsu or is that whore-kune-do?

lol
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Nothing more dangerous than a pissed off granny with a big handbag!

Jerry ROFL
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Anyone else fight children? I can't be the only real man here.
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I once punched a blind kid n the eye then turned around and cloths lined his friend in a wheel chair.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
You guys are no help.
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dude what do you want? someone to fight your battles?

this is not an overnight process, you have to build yourself up to warrior status.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
You guys are no help.
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first of all go out night clubbing by yourself and at about 1am start necking on with the nearest hairy arsed biker you can find and see what happens..
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Anyone else fight children? I can't be the only real man here.
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I like to field goal toddlers. Makes me feel EXTREME YEAH!
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That sounds fun. Damnit. Why didn't I think of that? I've punted infants but never field goaled toddlers.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
You guys are no help.
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dude what do you want? someone to fight your battles?

this is not an overnight process, you have to build yourself up to warrior status.
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True. Several of us posted that we have been doing this for decades.

Bottom line: If you train hard, expect decent proficency against untrained fighters in about 3 years.

Trained fighters?
You have little chance for at least 5 years but whoever wins that one often comes down to whoever manages to land the first debilitating strike. It could go any way with luck & environmental factors weighing in heavily.

In other words, there is always someone bigger, stronger & faster. Against a Navy Seal, I am toast. Against a "belt mill" black belt, I am confident, but even then not assured.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Do you guys have any more tips, how do i win?

Just keep training, go to the gym and eat protein?

How does that help me fight though? What works for you guys?
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Sparring is a necessity, nothing compares to real life situations to build your confidence and understand your own weaknesses. Like it or not, every man has a weakness, know your's.

The untrained opponent will always rush in unthinking, a mad rush of self-protection or rage and they will almost always go for your face or a submission hold at your upper extremities leaving the rest of their body open to attack. Even the largest of adversaries will fall quick with a solid, unexpected blow to the liver. As mentioned in other posts, the knee is also an easy target.
"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore" - Andre Gide

"Given enough time, any man may master the physical. With enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is the true warrior who can master both....and surpass the result." - Tien T'ai

"All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name." - Andre Breton

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink" - Charles Bukowski

Except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain - Exerpt Psalm 127:1

Pain and heartbreak are but illusions that we allow our mind to create out of fear, live in love and from your heart and you'll realize that all is as it should be. The lessons we learn from loss are meant to be taken with wisdom and happiness not sadness and remorse. New strength, new love, new life, new wisdom and lessons that propel us forward on our journey back to unity, universal consciousness and true unconditional love. Wow, what an incredibly joyous ride when we see it for what it truly is!- Sin
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You guys are no help.
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Op what do you expect from a sight mostly full of nerds, I bet half the people on here are lying to begin with, you see my reply got a bullshit flag, most people on here don't know what thet are talking about, they can't even tell who's lying and who's not
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I once knocked myself out with a single blow.

True story.
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Do you guys have any more tips, how do i win?

Just keep training, go to the gym and eat protein?

How does that help me fight though? What works for you guys?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24115171


Visualization. Preparation. In your mind, visualize every possible scenario and then picture yourself responding to it. Most fights are stupid and begin the same way.

Just be prepared mentally. It is the most important thing. When I go out i do a systems check. Walet? Check. Keys? Check. Ready to defend myself? Check.

If someone touches you or if you feel threatened in any way, you have the God given right to defend yourself that supercedes all silly man made laws. Resolve that you won't back down.

There is so much to the whole aspect of fighting that it can't be communicated here. It is why these guys are saying train train train.

Once you get to a certain point in your training, then you'll start to understand what it takes. You must practice punching thousands of times. Until your shoulders are burning off. Then punch a thousand more.

When i boxed my trainner made me do 500 jabs for every right I threw out. Eventually my jab became lethal. Gotta put in the work. Otherwise take up jogging cause there's nothing wrong with running away.
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I once knocked myself out with a single blow.

True story.
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Lmao, nothing feels better than a self-induced solid whack w/ your own nunchuk I tell ya.
"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore" - Andre Gide

"Given enough time, any man may master the physical. With enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is the true warrior who can master both....and surpass the result." - Tien T'ai

"All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name." - Andre Breton

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink" - Charles Bukowski

Except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain - Exerpt Psalm 127:1

Pain and heartbreak are but illusions that we allow our mind to create out of fear, live in love and from your heart and you'll realize that all is as it should be. The lessons we learn from loss are meant to be taken with wisdom and happiness not sadness and remorse. New strength, new love, new life, new wisdom and lessons that propel us forward on our journey back to unity, universal consciousness and true unconditional love. Wow, what an incredibly joyous ride when we see it for what it truly is!- Sin
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My dad made fight training a mandatory part of our education growing up. We could choose what we wanted though.

From age 5 I have taken Tai Kwan Do, Sho To Kan, Riu Jitsu, Kempo, and I boxed through highschool since my dad was an accomplished boxer during his youth.

I mastered none of the arts but I did each for a couple years and gained lot's of technique from each style. I excelled at boxing due to martial arts.

I have been in many street fights as a result of confidence. I have only lost one fight where I was jumped by 7 blacks during a racial conflict in the military. I put two of them in the hospital before I took my licks.

I have knocked out a couple of dudes with one punch. My father was a knockout artist as well as one of my uncles. Yea, an uncle, i know. He recently knocked out a 23 yr old loud mouth when he was 90!

I'm 6'3" 220 lbs and i'm in shape. Older now though. Recently took a year of Krav Maga which I reccommend to non-fighter types. It's a relatively fast way to learn some defense.

Nowadays I walk away from fights. I've gained inner peace in my older age (38) and see no point in injuring some jack ass just to make a point.

But a couple years ago some black guy grabbed my wife's ass in a bar and out of anger i really hurt the guy. I didn't say a word to him, just attacked. I broke my hand on his jaw. Also broke his jaw. Knocked him out with one punch and sent him flying across a table. I walked over and stomped his face and chest in with all my strength. He will feel that event for the rest of his life.

My advice: always strike with an open palm. Never punch someone's head with a closed fist.

Only fight when it is in defense of yourself or someone else. Never fight to defend your ego. I regret every man i've injured because of a pissing match. But those who got physical in anyway deserved what they got. You draw the line as soon as they physically touch you. That's when you attack. Be quick as lightning and focus all of your power and you'll never lose.
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Did it make you feel good stamping on someones head mr macho man?
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wow did you not read his post, for serious fighters its not about ego.
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I did not feel bad about stomping him. He shouldn't have touched my wife. Honestly, if people weren't around, I most likely would have killed him.
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So you were ready to go to prison and wreck your life and your marriage over some dude grabbing your wife's ass? Would it have been worth it? Or were you NOT thinking at the time? hmm

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Trained in boxing for 5 years. Then once I started getting into mma I tried my hand at muay thai. I really enjoyed the muay thai in comparison to boxing. Got me in better shape, more discipline involved, and all around I just enjoyed it more.

Plus, knees and elbows can do A LOT of damage. Trained muay thai for 4 years. Still go to the mma gym here in town at least a few times a month, so I don't lose all I have learned.

As for being in an actual fight. It's been a long time since I actually fought someone. Years. Prolly since I was a testosterone fueled 19 yr old.
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How do you guys defend against blades?

Are there any skills you guys can tell me about, if somebody comes at me with a blade, do i try to kick it out of their hand , or try to grab their arm?

What would you guys do?
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I did stay in a holiday inn express last night...does that count?
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I once knocked myself out with a single blow.

True story.
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Lmao, nothing feels better than a self-induced solid whack w/ your own nunchuk I tell ya.
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Ouch!! LOL!
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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I did stay in a holiday inn express last night...does that count?
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How do you guys defend against blades?

Are there any skills you guys can tell me about, if somebody comes at me with a blade, do i try to kick it out of their hand , or try to grab their arm?

What would you guys do?
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RUN LIKE HELL!


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