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GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?

 
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I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.
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Well, if it's time...

Have you ever knocked anybody out?
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Nope. I threw a bigger bullying kid through a glass door once in my early school years, that's about it.

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?
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Never been hit.

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.
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Not much discipline of any kind going on here.

thanks
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You're welcome!
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09/27/2012 03:50 PM
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Ju-Jitsu is FUCKING BAD ASS against those who haven't mastered their style.
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Rofl like a spider trapped. Every art has it's specials.
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try doing that with Fedor or similar though...

ps - yes I do rate grappling/jui jitsu very, very highly....but never underestimate a very good striker who also has some ground skills.
The best fighters always come from stand up firstimo..
I appreciate that this didn't work in the gracie era and have a lot of respect for their fighting skills, but fights are rarely one on one today.
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09/27/2012 04:21 PM
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I've been in more fights than I can count on one hand, mainly boxing fights.

I have only knocked out one person, but I've hit people so hard they stumble.

I haven't been knocked out(knocking on wood), but just recently I got into it with some dudes from another hood, about 15 to 18guys and my supposed 2 friends ran off, so I ended up fighting their og, and the dude was like 6'7 and I'm 5'8, so basically he got me with a suckerpunch that didn't knock me but I got a black eye, at the end of the day, I didn't run I run because I was scared I was just outnumbered 15 to 1 so I don't consider that a lost fight.

But till this day I have won all my fights except for when I got jumped, but even when being jumped I don't consider that a loss because I fought on my own.
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fair weather wimps are the worst, I never get into a confrontation unless i feel I can handle it on my own.
I'll give you one tip when fighting overgrown assholes.
The trick is to make them beat themselves, make them miss and counterpunch to the point it insults their ego and they come after you even harder. THAT's when you air them out with body shots, they are actually easier to fight than people your own size.
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Yo op your so right, I learned that in a previous fight but definitly true on so many levels, and big people also tire out easy to.
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I've been in more fights than I can count on one hand, mainly boxing fights.

I have only knocked out one person, but I've hit people so hard they stumble.

I haven't been knocked out(knocking on wood), but just recently I got into it with some dudes from another hood, about 15 to 18guys and my supposed 2 friends ran off, so I ended up fighting their og, and the dude was like 6'7 and I'm 5'8, so basically he got me with a suckerpunch that didn't knock me but I got a black eye, at the end of the day, I didn't run I run because I was scared I was just outnumbered 15 to 1 so I don't consider that a lost fight.

But till this day I have won all my fights except for when I got jumped, but even when being jumped I don't consider that a loss because I fought on my own.
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fair weather wimps are the worst, I never get into a confrontation unless i feel I can handle it on my own.
I'll give you one tip when fighting overgrown assholes.
The trick is to make them beat themselves, make them miss and counterpunch to the point it insults their ego and they come after you even harder. THAT's when you air them out with body shots, they are actually easier to fight than people your own size.
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Yo op your so right, I learned that in a previous fight but definitly true on so many levels, and big people also tire out easy to.
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09/27/2012 04:29 PM
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Does being sassy count?
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I've been in more fights than I can count on one hand, mainly boxing fights.

I have only knocked out one person, but I've hit people so hard they stumble.

I haven't been knocked out(knocking on wood), but just recently I got into it with some dudes from another hood, about 15 to 18guys and my supposed 2 friends ran off, so I ended up fighting their og, and the dude was like 6'7 and I'm 5'8, so basically he got me with a suckerpunch that didn't knock me but I got a black eye, at the end of the day, I didn't run I run because I was scared I was just outnumbered 15 to 1 so I don't consider that a lost fight.

But till this day I have won all my fights except for when I got jumped, but even when being jumped I don't consider that a loss because I fought on my own.
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One of the most valuable lessons for a fighter is to lose one or two and take a few good hits. It's why boxing is good..you actually take a beating. Once you've taken an ass wooping, the fear goes away and you can focus on a confrontation. Inexperienced fighters turn to jello from the adrenaline rush. Full contact sparing is crucial to succesful street fighting.
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Andrenaline does make you weak, I was fighting in the rain, and i
so adrenaline makes you weak? please explain was kicking my oppenents butt till my legs gave out weirdest thing that ever happened to me in a fight
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09/27/2012 06:10 PM
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Like I mentioned, I have black belts in Shotokan and BJJ. For what it is worth, I am not a bad ass. I get reminded of this every single day I spar in Jiu Jitsu.

Jiu Jitsu is excellent for one on one "dueling" where two guys are in a ring. Think contest.

Striking arts are better for the street where multiple opponents are a possibility. Think survival.

There is some overlap. But, I think that sums it up.
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I AM A GIRL 1 AM 130 POUNDS 5FT 7 IN AND I CAN KNOCK A MOTHER FUCKER OUT LIKE MIKE TYSON! I SAY I WAS BORN WITH KING DAVIDS SPIRIT BECAUSE I CHASE GIANTS AND BREAK JAW BONES WITH THE POWER OF YAHWEHS HOLY SPIRIT BEHIND EVERY PUNCH! MY EX TRIED TO SLAP ME AROUND WHEN HE GOT DRUNK AND HE WOULD ALWAYS GET UP OFF THE FLOOR ASKING ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM I WOULD TELL HIM DONT EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON ONE OF GODS ANOINTED! AMEN!! MOTHER FUCKIN PUNK ASS BITCH MADE DEMONS!!angerbeat_brickahbeat_plastcry2beat_shotbeatedbeaten
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I AM A GIRL 1 AM 130 POUNDS 5FT 7 IN AND I CAN KNOCK A MOTHER FUCKER OUT LIKE MIKE TYSON! I SAY I WAS BORN WITH KING DAVIDS SPIRIT BECAUSE I CHASE GIANTS AND BREAK JAW BONES WITH THE POWER OF YAHWEHS HOLY SPIRIT BEHIND EVERY PUNCH! MY EX TRIED TO SLAP ME AROUND WHEN HE GOT DRUNK AND HE WOULD ALWAYS GET UP OFF THE FLOOR ASKING ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM I WOULD TELL HIM DONT EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON ONE OF GODS ANOINTED! AMEN!! MOTHER FUCKIN PUNK ASS BITCH MADE DEMONS!!angerbeat_brickahbeat_plastcry2beat_shotbeatedbeaten
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09/27/2012 06:36 PM
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I am 6 ft 210 pounds, I have knocked a shitload of idiots out. All shapes sizes heights and weights with all ranging backgrounds. Sure , I have been hit a bit, it just made me laugh and then really maul the person. I use to enjoy having a couple drinks and kicking some 1's ass who deserved it. Today, I would prefer to go golfing and be nonviolent but I would'nt be afraid to use a golfclub for a weapon either, lol.
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I'm pretty much a bad ass. I beat the shit out of my wife and children daily. I'm unstoppable.
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Wow, awesome.
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black belt in karate,been knocked out an have knocked out,but i got old dont practice any longer ,i pack a glock 17 insteadrockon
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i can shoot
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Wrestled High School and College and some international. My Dad boxed for the marines and taught all his kids. Knocked out a couple of people. I have never been knocked out.
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09/27/2012 07:03 PM
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I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.

Have you ever knocked anybody out?

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.

thanks
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How many true answers do you believe you will get to this question? I ask this because the question go's to the heart of how we perceive ourselves on the manliness scale..but I'll answer anyway. Yes,I've knocked people out,a couple of times after being knocked down myself(not knocked out),knocked out once by my boxing coach,trained to box for 4 years,had 10 - 15 inter club fights,more than 100 street type fights,where by the way I learned more than at boxing practice,I'm 52 now and recently had to defend my self against a man 15 years younger,found I was a bit slower but muscle memory got me through although my timing was out,fight ended up on the ground and I went back to what I was doing,he went to get jaw set.Oh,longest fight 14 minutes in the carpark of the Valley Inn with a bouncer,learned a couple of good lessons that night.
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09/27/2012 07:05 PM
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Aside from normal job I am employed by a largescale logging company. 25 to 30 hours a week dragging 500 lb chains up hills and climbing/cutting.

I weigh 178, 6 1.

last fight was some drunk asshole outside of a bar I was walking by.

Southpaw, all the way.

I Don't mind getting hit.
Better than getting shot for sure.
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I'm 6ft4 232lbs kung pow chicken master with a massive bellend the same shape as an umbrella, aint nobody fucking with me....bash
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You say it's the same shape as an umbrella,will it cause bad luck if you open it indoors? Also,does it offer decent protection from rain storms?
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Being born with a hare cleft lip left me out of fighting unless I had to fight back to defend myself, but have been warned by plastic surgeons to avoid facial thumps as the little weak bones I have could all break & go into my brain! .. which is ..why I'm getting Titanium implants fitted over the next few months. Did basic Karate as a kid, lots of boxing (had no choice really..), but a kick from my right foot has been described as being kicked by a horse. Welly it!
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Like I mentioned, I have black belts in Shotokan and BJJ. For what it is worth, I am not a bad ass. I get reminded of this every single day I spar in Jiu Jitsu.

Jiu Jitsu is excellent for one on one "dueling" where two guys are in a ring. Think contest.

Striking arts are better for the street where multiple opponents are a possibility. Think survival.

There is some overlap. But, I think that sums it up.
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A person really needs both to be well rounded.

By the fact that you stated that you are not a bad ass tells me you are a good fighter.

Overconfidence breeds great vulnerability.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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I cant fight my way out of a paper bag, i have actually been beaten up by girls.
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Girls can be total thugz, especially in the UK!

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Aside from normal job I am employed by a largescale logging company. 25 to 30 hours a week dragging 500 lb chains up hills and climbing/cutting.

I weigh 178, 6 1.

last fight was some drunk asshole outside of a bar I was walking by.

Southpaw, all the way.

I Don't mind getting hit.
Better than getting shot for sure.
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But usually I don't fight unless I'm protecting somebody or if I am being attacked.

Basically if it comes down to me fighting, I'm going to try as hard as I can to hurt you, as much as I can.
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I cant fight my way out of a paper bag, i have actually been beaten up by girls.
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Girls can be total thugz, especially in the UK!

cruise
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Did she headbutt you?
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American Karate. I have done tai chi for years.. though it can be applied in combat I wouldn't know how so I'm not even sure that counts. I prefer to not fight but think I could if I had to and can hit pretty hard for a woman my size.
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i wrestled in high school. won many fights. usually dont really get hit. ive never been ko'd, and ive never ko'd anyone with one hit, but ive dropped a few people.
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I'm trained in the ancient art of Fuqyu! I also run very fast for a big man.

Actually, I can fight when I need to which isn't often.
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My dad made fight training a mandatory part of our education growing up. We could choose what we wanted though.

From age 5 I have taken Tai Kwan Do, Sho To Kan, Riu Jitsu, Kempo, and I boxed through highschool since my dad was an accomplished boxer during his youth.

I mastered none of the arts but I did each for a couple years and gained lot's of technique from each style. I excelled at boxing due to martial arts.

I have been in many street fights as a result of confidence. I have only lost one fight where I was jumped by 7 blacks during a racial conflict in the military. I put two of them in the hospital before I took my licks.

I have knocked out a couple of dudes with one punch. My father was a knockout artist as well as one of my uncles. Yea, an uncle, i know. He recently knocked out a 23 yr old loud mouth when he was 90!

I'm 6'3" 220 lbs and i'm in shape. Older now though. Recently took a year of Krav Maga which I reccommend to non-fighter types. It's a relatively fast way to learn some defense.

Nowadays I walk away from fights. I've gained inner peace in my older age (38) and see no point in injuring some jack ass just to make a point.

But a couple years ago some black guy grabbed my wife's ass in a bar and out of anger i really hurt the guy. I didn't say a word to him, just attacked. I broke my hand on his jaw. Also broke his jaw. Knocked him out with one punch and sent him flying across a table. I walked over and stomped his face and chest in with all my strength. He will feel that event for the rest of his life.

My advice: always strike with an open palm. Never punch someone's head with a closed fist.

Only fight when it is in defense of yourself or someone else. Never fight to defend your ego. I regret every man i've injured because of a pissing match. But those who got physical in anyway deserved what they got. You draw the line as soon as they physically touch you. That's when you attack. Be quick as lightning and focus all of your power and you'll never lose.
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I'm with you on not wanting to fight but can. When I was younger well, you didn't want to get on my bad side when I was drunk. 2 or 3 guys it didn't matter.

Well I quit looking for fights the morning I woke up with REALLY swollen knuckles. I have walked away from a lot of fights since then...well there was this one about 20 years ago, but I used my elbow to put the jughead down.

My best advice, walk away, busted and broken knuckles never really heal. If you have to though keep your cool no fear, no anger but concentrate on putting your opponent down.
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Perhaps you should pay attention Sven,the way your country is bending over for an arse raping from the Muslims you are going to need some tips.
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i can't help but cheat when I fight.
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i can shoot
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THIS!!!!dead
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Aside from normal job I am employed by a largescale logging company. 25 to 30 hours a week dragging 500 lb chains up hills and climbing/cutting.

I weigh 178, 6 1.

last fight was some drunk asshole outside of a bar I was walking by.

Southpaw, all the way.

I Don't mind getting hit.
Better than getting shot for sure.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24527929



But usually I don't fight unless I'm protecting somebody or if I am being attacked.

Basically if it comes down to me fighting, I'm going to try as hard as I can to hurt you, as much as I can.
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I would love to have you as a student. Teaching a martial art can be challenging enough, but when the newbies show up & are as fit as a baked potato with double butter it can be really discouraging.

Someone in your shape will likely advance quickly & becoming very good.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

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