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GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?

 
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
trained muay thai with a world champion for many years, Brazilian jiu jitsu with Royler Gracie bb for many years.
ive fought professional mma. certainly not afraid to throw down
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ah much respect for muay thai, very tough style. Personally Im not a fan of grappling as I am mainly a striker and have gotten into many arguments about a good striker always beating a grappler, even when on the ground. I guess for that to work you need heavy bone structure and proper punching technique, both of which i have plenty of. How have you fared against strikers?
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What are you talking about a good striker always beating a good grappler? I'm assuming you've seen those Royce Grace UFCs?
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
trained muay thai with a world champion for many years, Brazilian jiu jitsu with Royler Gracie bb for many years.
ive fought professional mma. certainly not afraid to throw down
 Quoting: tatmark1


ah much respect for muay thai, very tough style. Personally Im not a fan of grappling as I am mainly a striker and have gotten into many arguments about a good striker always beating a grappler, even when on the ground. I guess for that to work you need heavy bone structure and proper punching technique, both of which i have plenty of. How have you fared against strikers?
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What are you talking about a good striker always beating a good grappler? I'm assuming you've seen those Royce Grace UFCs?
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I can fight.
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I've knocked two guys out, I hardly ever fight.

Worst hit I took was when I was 20, 6'0 160 lbs. This dude was 6'6 240+ and I spit right in his face, he punched me and split open my left eyebrow and I walked away.

Lol
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
trained muay thai with a world champion for many years, Brazilian jiu jitsu with Royler Gracie bb for many years.
ive fought professional mma. certainly not afraid to throw down
 Quoting: tatmark1


ah much respect for muay thai, very tough style. Personally Im not a fan of grappling as I am mainly a striker and have gotten into many arguments about a good striker always beating a grappler, even when on the ground. I guess for that to work you need heavy bone structure and proper punching technique, both of which i have plenty of. How have you fared against strikers?
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What are you talking about a good striker always beating a good grappler? I'm assuming you've seen those Royce Grace UFCs?
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exactly those guys have NEVER faced a talented striker.
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No "formal" training other than a couple years of TKD. However, grew up in a "frisky" neighborhood. Also, being smaller in stature (5'7", 160lbs) - if someone was going to get fucked with - it was going to be me. And one of my good personal friends fought pro MMA for a while (granted, his record was like 2-7-1) before a medical issue arose and we used to wrestle together. He is HUGE compared to me (6'1", 230ish), and I can say that nothing will make you better faster than sparring and wrestling with someone who is at that level.

For the most part, I let words settle where they started. Not worth it. But the instant someone puts their hands on me (grabs me, strikes at me, charges me, throws something at me, etc.) then it is on.

I have learned:

- Trash will use anything as a weapon and do whatever it takes
- Once someone is down, you better hit them enough times that they stay down - and are too scared to try to jump you with their boys later on
- If your not a big guy, get in close, grapple, and learn to strike with your elbows, knees, and headbutts (I have won MORE fights with elbows to the face with a hand on the back of the head for uhhh "target control" than any other thing)
- Once it is on, go from calm and cool to raging screaming because it scares 99% of people who are NOT trained to fight. It freaks them out. And 90%+ of a fight is mental.
- A LOT of big guys, are half as bad as they think. Sure they are strong. But they usually bully people around and never "have" to fight
- A Lot of smaller guys, that aren't afraid, usually have a reason not to be. A weapon or they can brawl.
- If you are out numbered - your ultimately going to lose. Accept this and try to take out as many as you can before you get clipped hard.
- If you fight someone with a knife, no matter who you are and how well trained you are - you are an idiot... Id rather run to fight another day than loose and let a psycho stab away ...


Also, I have found that anytime anyone grabs me by my chest (which idiots still do for some reason? This isn't Hollywood), if I split violently with my arms through the middle ~ I can reach past their face, grab their head, and headbutt someone with a pretty serious strike. Then it is onward with a baragge of elbows, knees, kicks, punches, etc. to bring it to the ground with me on top and in control.

Nothing with prepare you for your first fight and if there is one your most likely to loose, it will be the first. You wont be able to handle the adrenaline rush, will not think, and will feel like your legs are made a jelly. Learning to stay calm and collected is a learned skill for some and a natural skill for few. It is an impossibility for others (who ultimately, will never be good at self defense)
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09/28/2012 08:22 PM
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Also, on a side note - I have my CCW, and have NEVER pulled my weapon on anyone.

If you do carry a firearm, please make the distinction between someone trying to fight you (cause your a raging dick) and someone trying to kill you (cause your a raging dick).

A weapon should NEVER be used until you are literally in a life or death scenario and must defend your life or suffer fatal injuries.

In a lot of countries, guns are pulled when they are not needed. Don't be the guy that pulls your weapon cause your afraid to loose a fight. Loosing a fight and loosing your life are two entirely different things. Know that distinction.
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09/28/2012 08:24 PM

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I partied with Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, and Harley Race one night about 20 years ago, and survived.

Reckon that qualifies me as a badass.
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I partied with Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, and Harley Race one night about 20 years ago, and survived.

Reckon that qualifies me as a badass.
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Or a major Hoosier.
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I partied with Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, and Harley Race one night about 20 years ago, and survived.

Reckon that qualifies me as a badass.
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Or a major Hoosier.
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Naw, this was in Florida, man, back in the NWA and WCW heyday!

Dusty became a star right here in the Tampa Armory when I was a kid in the 70s and early 80s.
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What about brass knuckles? Does anyone use them?

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I head butt people's fists so fiercely that they surrender with an aching fist.

I've got a face like a mangled piece of beef...

It only hurts me when i wake up!

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60 year old grandma. Brown belt, Tae Kwon Do. However in a real fight, I'd go for the throat, nose, eyeballs and other balls. I fight dirty.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.

Have you ever knocked anybody out?

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


As a female I've only been in one fight.

I wont go into details but.

I'm a lover not a fighter.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
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09/29/2012 10:12 AM
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I can pick you off from 1500 yards....that's as tough as I need to be! How about that!
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09/29/2012 10:17 AM
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I'm sure you'll get roughly every gung ho dude who has seen a bruce willis movie to tell you how tough and bad-ass they are.

Hint: The talkers are the bullshitters.
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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I can pick you off from 1500 yards....that's as tough as I need to be! How about that!
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watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.

Have you ever knocked anybody out?

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


No but I have picked a fully grown man up and slammed them down onto the floor.

Been hit once really hard. I lost my temper and was shaking with anger but just ended up walking away.

Did Wing Chun and Wado Ryu as a teen but tbh if tshtf I'm not wasting my time on h 2 h.
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09/29/2012 10:25 AM
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Krav Maga, Shotokan-Karate, Boxing and a older Brother!

"Killing with Bamboo Expert"
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a talented boxer always has a great chance against any fighting style. I LOL when I see some of these UFC fights with their piss poor version of a jab. I know for a fact that a fighter with a lightning stiff jab and good inside hooks would embarrass Jon Paul Jones inside one round.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


James Toney learned the hard way against Randy Couture.
Randy took him down and humiliated him

The stance to just box VS a MMA style it most definetely different. Even if the boxer is a better boxer the MMA guy should be smart enough to take them down and pound or twist limbs off.
In the real world the boxer only can get a good punch in or get embarrased.
Usually Boxer loses.
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Not afraid, Not talking.scheming
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I have gotten in some fights, but now I avoid them.

It is a good way to lose your life, or end up in jail, and the karma is no good.

I choose to avoid physical altercations, up to the point of being in danger, or having family or friends in danger.

There are a lot of people with weapons, and you decide to fight some guy for some stupid reason, and you start to win, and he pulls a knife of gun, and boom you are dead, for some stupid reason.

I am definitely the wrong guy to fuck with.
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I can pick you off from 1500 yards....that's as tough as I need to be! How about that!
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badass
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Krav Maga, Shotokan-Karate, Boxing and a older Brother!

"Killing with Bamboo Expert"
 Quoting: the mighty Atom


a talented boxer always has a great chance against any fighting style. I LOL when I see some of these UFC fights with their piss poor version of a jab. I know for a fact that a fighter with a lightning stiff jab and good inside hooks would embarrass Jon Paul Jones inside one round.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


How about that randy couture vs James tap out toney fight? Boxing is great if you don't have to worry about somebody taking you down, muay tai clinch and kicks, just to name a few!
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idf soldier, trained in krav maga, urban warfare etc.
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A bad ass J E W. Since when? This is funny as hell. Bring it assclownfuckoff2!!
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09/29/2012 11:18 AM
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I've done Tae-Bo!



Threads like this are moronic. Opsec is not a town outside of Tokyo.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.

Have you ever knocked anybody out?

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


Been knocked out, knocked opponents out. Continued fighting with broken hands, cracked wrist & cracked fibula. You do not feel the pain till it is over.

With that said ... ring fighting skills are good, but there is a reason more advanced martial artists move from the ring into weapons, Ho Sin Sool & Hapkido techniques.

It is good to be fast but it is equally important to be able to fight close Q and develop good grappling techniques.

It is also good to learn to identify readily available weapons that most untrained peeps only see as a common, harmless item just laying about.

GLP has some very well trained male & female fighters, as well as seasoned vets. Sadly, also no shortage of keyboard warriors -- must admit though, a keyboard could be deadly if properly utilized ;o)


Edit:
Sitting here with a cracked ankle at the moment, cracked it during kicking drills -- you know the old force/velocity/mass thingy got me. 1 more week & I am back in business!!!
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


How did I know you would drag your scrawny ass in here?

fuckoff2 Soccer mom.

OP is talking about fighting where if you're getting your ass kicked there's no whistle and rules.

Idiot.
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Hey faggot, log in.
Welcome to Woodbury.

I think being a Democrat should be a felony.

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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
Krav Maga, Shotokan-Karate, Boxing and a older Brother!

"Killing with Bamboo Expert"
 Quoting: the mighty Atom


a talented boxer always has a great chance against any fighting style. I LOL when I see some of these UFC fights with their piss poor version of a jab. I know for a fact that a fighter with a lightning stiff jab and good inside hooks would embarrass Jon Paul Jones inside one round.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


James Toney learned the hard way against Randy Couture.
Randy took him down and humiliated him

The stance to just box VS a MMA style it most definetely different. Even if the boxer is a better boxer the MMA guy should be smart enough to take them down and pound or twist limbs off.
In the real world the boxer only can get a good punch in or get embarrased.
Usually Boxer loses.
 Quoting: johnj


you use James butterball toney as your example? a guy who NEVER had punching power? lol like I said NONE of these guys could hang with a TALENTED striker.
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Re: GLP, who here can actually FIGHT?
I think it's time to get a consensus of just what kind of men we have here.

Have you ever knocked anybody out?

What's the hardest you've ever been hit and stood standing?

have you practiced any sort of fighting discipline and if so how much success have you had with it.

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16069571


No but I have picked a fully grown man up and slammed them down onto the floor.

Been hit once really hard. I lost my temper and was shaking with anger but just ended up walking away.

Did Wing Chun and Wado Ryu as a teen but tbh if tshtf I'm not wasting my time on h 2 h.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24451900


scooping somebody up and dunking them is probable one of the most painful and humiliating things you can do to someone.
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I hit like a girl.

If you hit back, I'll cry and run tell on you.
 Quoting: Daisy Clover


I actually had something similiar happen to me in club 2 weeks ago. some drunk asshole slams into me with his girl and I pushed them off, next thing you know this idiot punches me right in the mouth. His face immediately turned to an expression of terror when i didn't flinch and proceeded to send him flying 5ft into two other people who went flying along with him. I start raising my fists yelling at him to get up when I feel this HUGE arm go around my throat, thinking one of his friends was trying to jump me I immediately powered out of the chokehold only to see it was a bouncer. We wrestled for a few mins with me getting the better of him and walking out on my own. I'll be dammed if some mofo hauls me out in a chokehold.
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Whatever bitch.
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I am considered surprisingly good with a .357
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