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WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/27/2012 10:44 AM
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WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
I’ve postulated the theory that Jesus Christ was really an alien DNA experiment

They started this experiment say, 20 or 30 thousand years ago, and have been making repeated visits to our planet to infuse us with some sort of gene-splicing material.

The gods of the old testament were a hostile alien race

then along came the new testament gods, a kinder race

Mary was a virgin because she was artificially inseminated by the alien Gabriel

The star of bethlehem was a spacecraft

Jesus had allsorts of telepathic and healing powers since he was a cross breed of human and alien DNA

The world was not ready to accept this new testament alien race fearing that going against the old testament would bring there destruction.

After jesus died, the aliens returned for him and reanimated his body. bringing him back to life and taking him into the heavens THE ASCENSION
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09/27/2012 10:47 AM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
The Spirit and water are not alienated to anybody. He was born from.
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
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09/28/2012 10:53 AM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
Back in the 1950's, my next door neighbor and best friend's dad was a real UFO enthusiast......

He had a book that quoted a man, under oath, that while on a prospecting trip in the desert he came across a being dressed in what we'd call a jumpsuit; it had no visible seams...this being was rather tall, and had long blonde hair..

It communicated with this guy thru mental telepathy......The man asked what he was doing here, and the being said he was concerned about peace on our planet.

The guy asked if that's so, why didn't they try doing it before this?

The being stated that they did; they sent someone here many earth years ago, ......'and you crucified him'..........

What a bombshell at the time!!

kinda makes ya think,,,,,,,eh??????????
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09/28/2012 12:12 PM
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Back in the 1950's, my next door neighbor and best friend's dad was a real UFO enthusiast......

He had a book that quoted a man, under oath, that while on a prospecting trip in the desert he came across a being dressed in what we'd call a jumpsuit; it had no visible seams...this being was rather tall, and had long blonde hair..

It communicated with this guy thru mental telepathy......The man asked what he was doing here, and the being said he was concerned about peace on our planet.

The guy asked if that's so, why didn't they try doing it before this?

The being stated that they did; they sent someone here many earth years ago, ......'and you crucified him'..........

What a bombshell at the time!!

kinda makes ya think,,,,,,,eh??????????
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wow, amazing. What was the reason he was under oath? And why?
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09/28/2012 12:15 PM
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what was the name of the book?
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09/28/2012 12:16 PM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
Jesus is of alien DNA...Also humanity is like him...to a lesser degree...for humanity has yet to learn how to be kind...will he come back?...For it is written...So shall it be...Jesus is humanities creator..."Let US make man in our own image"...Jesus was written about thousands of years before he was killed here...Old Enochian texts speak of him...his family...and where they all come from...Humanity is them as 'They' are humanity...As Above...So Below
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09/28/2012 12:18 PM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
makes sense Ive always thought this was cause physics and the bible hint toward it and only the smart can figure it out
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09/28/2012 12:30 PM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
to answer the title thread: No, he was not! The guy NEVER EXISTED.
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10/10/2012 10:08 AM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
I forgot to add that the guy was under oath as he was signing an affadavit as to what he had seen.......
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10/10/2012 10:16 AM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
JESUS...WAS JUST THE MAN WHO KNEW HE WAS THE MAN..


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10/10/2012 10:22 AM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
lol no he wasn't. Actually this is more sad than funny, you're lost my friend.
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10/10/2012 10:26 AM
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
Yes he was Annunaki. Seems pretty obvious to someone who can read.
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Re: WAS JESUS INFACT AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID???
Can you really postulate a theory?

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