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Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!

 
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Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Remember... millions of people on the couch munching their processed foods and drinking their EBT soda pop are depending on you to work!

You are the nobody!

You make the difference!

You carry the load!

Everyone has to have an "equal" outcome, whether they work or not... right? Isn't that what public school books teach now?

It's like the Alabama song.... I'm going to pay a tribute to the working class that are helping to build the utopian dream for everyone!

Free EBT cards for non workers
Free cell phones
Free Van ride to the voting booth
Free healthcare!
Free WIC benefits
Free housing and Section 8
Free AFDC (Aid for families with Dependent Children)
Free Childcare assistance so mom is away from her kids as long as possible
Free energy assistance (I mean you have to have electricity to run the game boy and video games)
Free indoc....oops I mean education

Last Edited by ChivalryKnight on 10/01/2012 01:54 PM
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Remember the dream! Everybody must made equal as an outcome regardless of effort they put into life.

Shared Sacrifice.

Common goal.

Common enemy (poverty) so lets declare war on it

Group moves as a whole so no one's feelings get hurt

Group sensitivity and guilt when someone is not as equal.

Last Edited by ChivalryKnight on 10/01/2012 03:32 PM
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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The nobody be rising up! The workers paradise is coming!

(yes.... it was an ebonics mimic.... not a typo)

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Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Democrats probably didn't get your joke
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Democrats probably didn't get your joke
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Probably not.... I suspect most GLP'ers are truth seekers and self starters....

couldn't resist trying to have a little fun with it... saw the quote on a bumper sticker about millions depending on you!
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Are they depending on me or Uncle Ben's printing press?

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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Are they depending on me or Uncle Ben's printing press?

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Well.... Spanky Bernanky's printing press was a pretty ingenious way to steal the stored wealth of my parents in fixed pensions and savings.....

It was pretty slick to allocate purchasing power among more dollars.

I think that's what they dug up in ancient Babylon.... tons of these ancient debt notes... nothing new under the sun!
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Momma don't give me yo drama
She gonna vote for Obama
Some think he took out Osama
He even get peace award like Dali Lama

So the boys in the hood
The just say "issallll good"
Get the bling on your ring
And just start to sing!

OK.... Glp'ers.... feel free to free style it and ad lib your verse addition below!dance

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Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
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Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
I know some of you GLP'ers are at work right now browsing the sight.... get back to work! Help build the utopian dream!
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Well why don't you spend your time getting them jobs if it bothers you so much? All talk and no action, most of them want jobs they want more money per week, they can't get jobs due to psychopathic lunatic hiring practices.
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Well why don't you spend your time getting them jobs if it bothers you so much? All talk and no action, most of them want jobs they want more money per week, they can't get jobs due to psychopathic lunatic hiring practices.
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They don't work because flipping burgers and cleaning warehouses is less fun than playing Xbox and cashing out EBT cards.
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Well why don't you spend your time getting them jobs if it bothers you so much? All talk and no action, most of them want jobs they want more money per week, they can't get jobs due to psychopathic lunatic hiring practices.
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Study American History from 1960's forward....

Then study what is called "Entitlement Mentality".... or I deserve it because of hundreds of years of "discrimination"
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Swipe that EBT!


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Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Yeah!! Did anyone notice during the car chase in LA last week, where the bank robbers where throwing out money?
Did you see how many working aged people can out of there paid for homes, in the middle of a work day???
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Democrats probably didn't get your joke
otrike
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It is not a joke.
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Well why don't you spend your time getting them jobs if it bothers you so much? All talk and no action, most of them want jobs they want more money per week, they can't get jobs due to psychopathic lunatic hiring practices.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


They don't work because flipping burgers and cleaning warehouses is less fun than playing Xbox and cashing out EBT cards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13675704


The real problem is generation after generation living this life style, familys staying on it forever, passed on mother to son (I didnt say fathers cause there arent any)...45 yrs of free money to breeding familys and its almost over...are they going to be pissed!! And when TSHF they will be looking to kill you for what you have worked for, because thats all they know...
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Well why don't you spend your time getting them jobs if it bothers you so much? All talk and no action, most of them want jobs they want more money per week, they can't get jobs due to psychopathic lunatic hiring practices.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


They don't work because flipping burgers and cleaning warehouses is less fun than playing Xbox and cashing out EBT cards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13675704


The real problem is generation after generation living this life style, familys staying on it forever, passed on mother to son (I didnt say fathers cause there arent any)...45 yrs of free money to breeding familys and its almost over...are they going to be pissed!! And when TSHF they will be looking to kill you for what you have worked for, because thats all they know...
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Well said.... I lived in a welfare city and we all got out.... just gave the house back to the bank after welfare junkies ruined our end of town. I know the civil unrest is coming.
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Jefferson

Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Well why don't you spend your time getting them jobs if it bothers you so much? All talk and no action, most of them want jobs they want more money per week, they can't get jobs due to psychopathic lunatic hiring practices.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


They don't work because flipping burgers and cleaning warehouses is less fun than playing Xbox and cashing out EBT cards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13675704


The real problem is generation after generation living this life style, familys staying on it forever, passed on mother to son (I didnt say fathers cause there arent any)...45 yrs of free money to breeding familys and its almost over...are they going to be pissed!! And when TSHF they will be looking to kill you for what you have worked for, because thats all they know...
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I dont know why you crapping on people who is smart enough to take what others give. My dad quit working over 40 years ago when the union supported his disability claim. He taught me about claimants unions and how to get every single penny and benefit that the province and country will provide. They can be very generous, and for people like me who have better things to do than work at some mindless job I hate, it gives me a chance to do the social activism and political awareness that I want to. I have taught my kids that there is more important things than work, and that there are ways and means to get everything you want without it. That's because we are smart. The country needs people like us, because we have the time to do things that need to be done, like raising awareness, activism and protests at the evils of the system. If we did not that state could easily ride roughshod over us.
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Well why don't you spend your time getting them jobs if it bothers you so much? All talk and no action, most of them want jobs they want more money per week, they can't get jobs due to psychopathic lunatic hiring practices.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


They don't work because flipping burgers and cleaning warehouses is less fun than playing Xbox and cashing out EBT cards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13675704


The real problem is generation after generation living this life style, familys staying on it forever, passed on mother to son (I didnt say fathers cause there arent any)...45 yrs of free money to breeding familys and its almost over...are they going to be pissed!! And when TSHF they will be looking to kill you for what you have worked for, because thats all they know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24584310


I dont know why you crapping on people who is smart enough to take what others give. My dad quit working over 40 years ago when the union supported his disability claim. He taught me about claimants unions and how to get every single penny and benefit that the province and country will provide. They can be very generous, and for people like me who have better things to do than work at some mindless job I hate, it gives me a chance to do the social activism and political awareness that I want to. I have taught my kids that there is more important things than work, and that there are ways and means to get everything you want without it. That's because we are smart. The country needs people like us, because we have the time to do things that need to be done, like raising awareness, activism and protests at the evils of the system. If we did not that state could easily ride roughshod over us.
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If this is the extent of your social activism I will join you in flushing your own toilet ...
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They don't work because flipping burgers and cleaning warehouses is less fun than playing Xbox and cashing out EBT cards.
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The real problem is generation after generation living this life style, familys staying on it forever, passed on mother to son (I didnt say fathers cause there arent any)...45 yrs of free money to breeding familys and its almost over...are they going to be pissed!! And when TSHF they will be looking to kill you for what you have worked for, because thats all they know...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24584310


I dont know why you crapping on people who is smart enough to take what others give. My dad quit working over 40 years ago when the union supported his disability claim. He taught me about claimants unions and how to get every single penny and benefit that the province and country will provide. They can be very generous, and for people like me who have better things to do than work at some mindless job I hate, it gives me a chance to do the social activism and political awareness that I want to. I have taught my kids that there is more important things than work, and that there are ways and means to get everything you want without it. That's because we are smart. The country needs people like us, because we have the time to do things that need to be done, like raising awareness, activism and protests at the evils of the system. If we did not that state could easily ride roughshod over us.
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If this is the extent of your social activism I will join you in flushing your own toilet ...
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Having the time to come in places like this is important. But this is not all I do. I have taken part in the Occupy movement and lots of protest marches too. I have marched for GLTG rights, for Palestine, abortion rights, against the wars and all sorts of other important causes. I also write letters to the press and spend quite a bit of time calling my parliamentarian's office to complain about government policies.
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
Remember... millions of people on the couch munching their processed foods and drinking their EBT soda pop are depending on you to work!

You are the nobody!

You make the difference!

You carry the load!

It's like the Alabama song.... I'm going to pay a tribute to the working class that are helping to build the utopian dream for everyone!

Free EBT cards for non workers
Free cell phones
Free Van ride to the voting booth
Free healthcare!
Free WIC benefits
Free housing and Section 8
Free indoc....oops I mean education
 Quoting: ChivalryKnight


Well then there is the problem. How can millions of people be depending on nobody? That would mean that they depend on nobody except themselves right? (Which is supposed to be a good thing) however the way people are black balled, put on do not hire lists etc, those who do those things are responsible for the countries economic situation.

Also, what has been stolen from the people (me included) needs to be returned. There is no way to weasel around that so that everyone knows! Things only going to get worse until the equivalent of what has been stolen is returned jobs or no jobs.
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it's really starting to piss me off
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What exactly? :O
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Re: Millions of people on welfare depending on you!!! Get back to work! You are the "nobody" the homies are depending on!!!
if by homies you mean white people, sure. Most of the people living on welfare in this country are lily white and that's the facts. I know it bothers you nazis to hear the truth but there's no denying it. and don't even bother replying about percentages. I'm talking about cold, hard numbers
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it's really starting to piss me off
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What exactly? :O
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hordes of socialists wanting to live for free off my hard work
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the only people really living for free of your hard work are those involved with the military industrial complex. that's where most tax dollars go. but i'm sure you're ok with that, just as long as hungry people don't get any of your hard earned cash
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it's really starting to piss me off
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What exactly? :O
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hordes of socialists wanting to live for free off my hard work
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the only people really living for free of your hard work are those involved with the military industrial complex. that's where most tax dollars go. but i'm sure you're ok with that, just as long as hungry people don't get any of your hard earned cash
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You are a fool. The military industrial complex has its own printing press. They dont need tax dollars.
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it's really starting to piss me off
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What exactly? :O
 Quoting: 1908247


hordes of socialists wanting to live for free off my hard work
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I have worked multiple jobs for years, never had an EBT govt. issued card to my name and I empathize completely!!!

Thanks for the pin.... hope this helps fellow GLP'ers to vent.
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6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

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Laughter is health to the bones so just do it!
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I live on government cash.
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it's really starting to piss me off
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What exactly? :O
 Quoting: 1908247


hordes of socialists wanting to live for free off my hard work
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


the only people really living for free of your hard work are those involved with the military industrial complex. that's where most tax dollars go. but i'm sure you're ok with that, just as long as hungry people don't get any of your hard earned cash
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Learn the difference between discretionary & non discretionary spending a defined by the Federal Govt. Non-Discretionary spending encompasses entitlements; that piece of the entitlement pie is far larger than what is spent by defense in real dollars.

Research the two different pies, then find out what those percentages equal in real dollars. That is the only way to compare apples to apples.

Yes, it will require some work to dig it all out.

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