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Snakes in the toilet. Be careful where you sit.

 
Life's-A-Bitch

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Snakes in the toilet. Be careful where you sit.
Yesterday , Wednesday 9/27.2012 at my La Place, La. job I found a HUGE cotton mouth moccasin snake coiled in the toilet bowl. I slammed the lid closed and left. We came back to work today Thursday to kill it. It was no longer coiled, but had turned back toward the sewage line. Oh, did I tell you our shop had well over 4 ft of flood water in it that sat there for several days!!!

Because of how he was lodged in the toilet we were unable to kill him, we did poke the crap out of him. Letís just say he is now pissed off, which is better than being pissed on.



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donít make you safe; No !

"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."

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 Quoting: Inchworm


To be honest I almost had a heart attack when I realized a venomous snake was coiled in the toilet, and there I stood too terrified to move.

I came to my senses quick thankfully, his bite may have killed me. He is a big snake


I hate snakes, I wonder how many other people in La Place have snakes in their sewage lines???
Just because YOU donít believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
donít make you safe; No !

"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace" -- Thomas Paine

"They must find it very difficult...
Those who have taken authority as the truth, Rather than truth as the authority."
- Gerald Massey
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09/27/2012 04:20 PM

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one star bandit has marked my post. Thanks man, you shouldn't have... Really
Just because YOU donít believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
donít make you safe; No !

"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace" -- Thomas Paine

"They must find it very difficult...
Those who have taken authority as the truth, Rather than truth as the authority."
- Gerald Massey
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Re: Snakes in the toilet. Be careful where you sit.
Yesterday , Wednesday 9/27.2012 at my La Place, La. job I found a HUGE cotton mouth moccasin snake coiled in the toilet bowl. I slammed the lid closed and left. We came back to work today Thursday to kill it. It was no longer coiled, but had turned back toward the sewage line. Oh, did I tell you our shop had well over 4 ft of flood water in it that sat there for several days!!!

Because of how he was lodged in the toilet we were unable to kill him, we did poke the crap out of him. Letís just say he is now pissed off, which is better than being pissed on.



:snake toilet:

:snake toilet 2:
 Quoting: Life's-A-Bitch

Well thank goodness you're okay. you'll be more aware in the future. hf
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Re: Snakes in the toilet. Be careful where you sit.
Yesterday , Wednesday 9/27.2012 at my La Place, La. job I found a HUGE cotton mouth moccasin snake coiled in the toilet bowl. I slammed the lid closed and left. We came back to work today Thursday to kill it. It was no longer coiled, but had turned back toward the sewage line. Oh, did I tell you our shop had well over 4 ft of flood water in it that sat there for several days!!!

Because of how he was lodged in the toilet we were unable to kill him, we did poke the crap out of him. Letís just say he is now pissed off, which is better than being pissed on.

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Well thank goodness you're okay. you'll be more aware in the future. hf
 Quoting: Inchworm


I am going to take my chances behind a tree from now on.. LOL
Just because YOU donít believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou,
donít make you safe; No !

"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace" -- Thomas Paine

"They must find it very difficult...
Those who have taken authority as the truth, Rather than truth as the authority."
- Gerald Massey
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Yesterday , Wednesday 9/27.2012 at my La Place, La. job I found a HUGE cotton mouth moccasin snake coiled in the toilet bowl. I slammed the lid closed and left. We came back to work today Thursday to kill it. It was no longer coiled, but had turned back toward the sewage line. Oh, did I tell you our shop had well over 4 ft of flood water in it that sat there for several days!!!

Because of how he was lodged in the toilet we were unable to kill him, we did poke the crap out of him. Letís just say he is now pissed off, which is better than being pissed on.

[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]


 Quoting: Life's-A-Bitch

Well thank goodness you're okay. you'll be more aware in the future. hf
 Quoting: Inchworm


I am going to take my chances behind a tree from now on.. LOL
 Quoting: Life's-A-Bitch

That's a bit drastic, especially at 2 am. There might be 2 out there.grinning
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Re: Snakes in the toilet. Be careful where you sit.
About 2 months ago I woke up to use the toilet. I lifted the lid to the toilet (fortunately it was down - I say fortunately because I have three cats) and inside were, not one, but two rats. It scared the bejesus out of me, and I plopped the lid back down. I wasn't as scared, or as wet, as they were though. I eventually decided to pick them up by the tails and put them in a tall garbage pail. I took them outside to a fruit tree and let them go.

For some reason I felt it was an auspicious sign. I'm not sure why, but the whole incident made me feel good.

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